Mami Culo Bueno, New PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN trailer, J-WOWW is an author? Pissing off a cop, Old Farts gone Wild, TM Stevens and Ridiculous bass playing

Yo, homes...we're not saying your mom's got a nice butt...

but based on the those photos she's posting online... We sure as hell are THINKING it!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)

peeling out in front of a cop...

is a GREAT way to get an express ticket to jail... so would you knock it off...please?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)

The new trailer for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: On STRANGER TIDES doesn't make us miss Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom one bit

You've got your Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane, and your Keith Richards...who else do you need?

J-WOWW is a best selling author

Someone fucking shoot me. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eufrat has a name that youd associate with a big fat person... but she's anything BUT (FreakShow Planet)

The Top 5 Health & Fitness Myths (Bullz-Eye)

Nika and Sophia are REALLY REALLY friendly...and that is NEVER a bad thing. (z0d)

Keylee Parker andn her friend are having happy nake fun time! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)

If SKID ROW is still singing "Youth Gone Wild" after 20 years...

Wouldn't that make them "Old farts gone wild"? Just sayin'.

...and now for an out-of-control bass guitar solo, courtesy of TM STEVENS:

Fucker is GOOD, but come on, man...some people have jobs to go to in the morning.

Boobies? Booty? Did someone say the magic word? Ehh, maybe:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

Who wants to see what Lexi Belle is up to lately? Looks like about ten sit-ups!!

Shake a tail-feather, honey Asses like that take WORK...Crunch! GRRRR! Crunch!!! GRRR!!.

and of course Jynx Maze needs NO help making her arse look fantastic

except for maybe that cameraman. Take a hike, dude..

...and that, friends... is the way to poop in the woods.

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Author Dick Russell, New O&A Videos, 50 CENT Interview Audio Online, Dru Boogie's Remix CD, New Videos Online

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

Oh... Sweet...Jesus... it's ... THURSDAY!!! (too much? yeah, we should tone it down)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Book Burning Bonanza, we'll spend some time talking to author Dick Russell, author of On the Trail of the JFK Assassins: A Revealing Look at America's Most Infamous Unsolved Crime, so all of you conspiracy nuts, get ready to call in.

get your copy of 'On the Trail of the JFK Assassins' - on sale now!

New Opie and Anthony Show Videos: Thanks to our own Sam we have some wonderful new videos from the O&A Show to share with y'all:



EROCK Eats Some of the World's Greatest Treats

50 CENT visits the Opie and Anthony Show

50 CENT Interview Audio Online: We have the audio from the amazing 50 CENT interview yesterday online - Check it out online here!

(Now for a totally unrelated segue...let's help our buddy Dru plug some remixed goodness)

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!






CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"




You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

Look what WE found -- See My GF - Real Girlfriend Videos (so not safe for work, but looks oh SO convincing. Please let our gullable asses not get duped again)

(and as long as we're all popping wood...check this shit out)

We put Ember, Dahlia, Gianna, and Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS together in a video with their FoundryMusic Girl Tees and a song from our boys in HINDER, and we made one breastacular video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS SHAKE THEIR MONEY-MAKERS

How's about getting yourself A whole basket o' snack foods and checking out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION (including, but never limited to):



Brea Bennet Slips Out Of Her Sun Dress

Student Toga Party Turns Violent

Kimberly Rogers Naked On The Bed

Girlfriend Deep Throats A Banana

Grandma Rides Up Stairs - set to Cliffhanger Yodel Music

Cierra Spice Is Taking a Bubble Bath

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