Grannies Fighting, Sandra Bullock Forgiving, Mystery Crotch Hiding, OZZY, IRON MAIDEN, HELLYEAH Rocking, GREAT WHITE singer Falling, Heather Summers, Cherry Jul stripping, Beshine Bouncing

Did you ever wonder what your mom was doing on those nights your dad was away on business trips?

Don't be a slave to morality... fornicate with a busty MILF as soon as you can. Adultery is for adults!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

What's funnier than two old ladies fighting?

Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zero.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Sandra Bullock might just take Jesse James Back (WWTDD)

and because that story is way too gloomy for us, let's all look at Sandra Bullock's naked ass!


Who's trying to act like she hasn't shown off her poon before? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon, you know who it is... She's the OTHER chick who got famous with a sex tape...


Real Housewife Danielle Staub Gets Her Misshapen Breasts Fixed (Warming Glow)

aaand while you're at it Check out the slutty New Jersey Housewife in DANIELLE STAUB RAW - Online NOW!

Every Summer Needs a Summer Drink (The Campus Socialite)

PLAYBOY babe Keylee Parker struggle to stay in her pink panties (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Star Trek' Meets Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' - It's Actually Not Bad (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Markesa Yeager slips out of her see-through lace lingerie (Dailyniner)

9 Unintentionally Hilarous Movie Deaths (UPROXX)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we have ever seen (z0d)

Cocktail Conversation: Why We Call it "Soccer" When They All Call it "Football" (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our buddy our pal our Prince-of-Darkness friend OZZY OSBOURNE has a new album and it's out TODAY!

The Ozzman gave the nice folks at the House of Blues in Hollywood a little preview of Scream. Don't you wish you were there?

Speaking of old heavy metal farts, IRON MAIDEN has a new album 'Final Frontier':

and in case it wasn't painfully obvious from the above clip, IRON MAIDEN is on tour now - get your tickets now!

In their new video for "Hell Of A Time" HELLYEAH is having a Hillbilly Hoedown:

the band's new album Stampede comes out in July - Order it, Hillbilly.

Even though he's sitting on a stool, GREAT WHITE frontman Jack Russell still manages to fall down on stage:

the poor guy had back surgery which is making him a little weak... and we're still making fun. We're assholes.

From Rock...all the way to racks:

Busty Blond adult starlet Heather Summers is all dressed up in a slinky black dress:

...which, unfortunately... doesn't stay on her for very long...because when you have boobs like that, you gots to play with 'em.

TO celebrate the World Cup, Cherry Jul has painted up her cooter to look like France's soccer uniform:

As you could imagine her cooter doesn't stay painted and closed for long.

Here's an odd one for you... Busty German babe Beshine calls this 'Dancing':

You'll call it 'desperately trying to stay upright' check out Beshine's full-explict clip and decide for yourself.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Reporter tantrum, Italian announcer is a freak, New Robin Hood trailer, Mystery Nips, Christina Ricci Drunk, MEGADETH loves Canadians

Your asshole neighbor just pulled up in a new, very expensive BMW. Don't be jealous. Just nail his wife:



If he was getting the job done at home, she wouldn't be sending you all those "Winky Eye" text messages. Have fun. Be deviant. You only go 'round this crazy world once.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

We'd like to introduce you to WVLT Reporter Gordon Boyd:




He had a li'l flip-out on camera and the anchor has the stones to blame it on "Technical Difficulties". Bwahahahaha.

...and this is 7 Gold sports announcer Tiziano Crudeli. He's Italian:




He screams like he's being stabbed to death every time he calls a play. We're shocked he's made it to 67 years of age.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Holy shit, the new trailer for Ridley Scott's ROBIN HOOD is online:



Wait, you mean ROBIN HOOD speaks with an English accent? Noooo. Someone ought to tell Kevin Costner.

whose mystery nips poking through a black dress are these? (Drunken Stepfather)



here's a hint: she and her sister both like the black dudes...only one of them has a sex tape.





Christina Ricci Looks like a Fun Drunk (WWTDD)



and anyone who has seen her exposed boobs in films like 'Black Snake Moan' would agree.



Review: GREEN ZONE (Bullz-Eye)



If you had a body like Erica Campbell, you'd play with it all the time too (FreakshowPlanet)



Five Girls You Find in Every College Lecture (FunnyCrave)



Sensual Jane is showing off her special spot (z0d)



Top 10 Songs About Being Horny (Heavy)



Samantha Ryan has itty bitty nubs, but a nify back-end (Dailyniner)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 6 (FunnyCrave)



Darth Vader Winter Vacation (Ego TV)



Sexy Girl At the Beach (Fork Party)



Ten Of The Most Underrated Simpsons Characters (Gunaxin)



A Photo Gallery Tribute To Impressive Nintendo Modifications (AfroJacks)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

So, 50% of the original MEGADETH lineup (Mustaine, Ellefson, and two other guys) is on tour now:



Which means that the other 50% of the original lineup is probably working at Carvel, shining up the scopes on their sniper rifles.

From heavy metal, we move on to heavy boobs...

Busty British brunette Michelle Monaghan is looking for any excuse to get topless:



Whoa! She found beer! Helloo excuse!.

Keeping with the British theme, Gemma Massey doesn't like itchy corsets...so the one she was wearing didn't stay on for long



We have the same problem. We hate itchy corsets. We just don't look as good as she does with them.

Sexy little Valentina Vaughn has pants on that are way too tight



There's only one solution. Exactly. Burn the pants. Pants are evil. Right Valentina?

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Tons of Tasty Beverages, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Canadian Brawl Caught On Video, DUFF McKAGAN LIVE IN NYC, Naomi Russell and Aria Giovanni Show off

Mmm... anyone care for a tasty beverage or twelve?

Get yer own. This here Monster Energy Drink is ours. We don't share.

It's almost Friday. Why not get a jump on the weekend and jump all over that hottie that works down the hall. Just shut the door, no one will ever know.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for COVER MY FACE and PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Victoria Rose and Tarra White:

RateMyWOW: VICTORIA ROSE
RateMyWOW: TARRA WHITE

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Well, this is one way to get rid of a pesky mother in-law


OR, a great way to keep her coming around. Your choice.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your snotty mouth is, so shut up, listen, and learn a few things)

Ginger Spice's Huge Boobs in a Tight T-Shirt (we always remember her as Geri Halliwell who made dirty videos when she was younger)

Danielle Richardson has amazing surgically-augmented bosoms (z0d)

Forever Typecast - 15 actors who will be forever typecast into certain roles (Bullz Eye)

Best Album Cover Ever?

Paxton Lane has to wear gloves... she doesn't know where her hiney has been (Daily Niner)

18 More Shirt Ideas For The Slutty Chick In Your Life

Strippers Against Fishing

Manliness of Yesteryear - The Duel

The Web's Best 2 Girls 1 Cup Parodies

A Tribute to the... Acronym? (atom)

An Ape Gropes A Hot Blonde...And She Loves It!

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that you've managed to screw up all of your relationships, and the only person who will even give you a second look is your frumpy ex)

What the heck is Naomi Russell so happy about?

Actually, the question should be "what is Jules Jordan so happy about? Just click the pic and watch it.

Speaking of Happy Chicks, Alexis Texas is one seriously chipper nymphomaniac:

We'd like to buy her a malted...and a butt plug.

Finally, what the hell is Aria Giovanni giggling about?

She's driving around Scottsdale with her cans hanging out, for crying out loud.

From racks, we move to rock and Mr. DUFF McKAGAN singing "Attitude" in NYC:

Thanks to our own FoundryMusicRob for snagging this video

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

Stop hitting on your co-worker with the big tits for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Aria Giovanni Driving With Her Top Down
Dog Goes to Town on Old Woman
Alexis Texas Likes All Kinds of SEX
Duff McKagan's LOADED: 'Attitude' LIVE in NYC
Naomi Russell Shakes Her Beautiful Booty in a Mini Skirt
Caught on Video: Racially Motivated Beating in Canada

 

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Author Dick Russell, New O&A Videos, 50 CENT Interview Audio Online, Dru Boogie's Remix CD, New Videos Online

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

Oh... Sweet...Jesus... it's ... THURSDAY!!! (too much? yeah, we should tone it down)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Book Burning Bonanza, we'll spend some time talking to author Dick Russell, author of On the Trail of the JFK Assassins: A Revealing Look at America's Most Infamous Unsolved Crime, so all of you conspiracy nuts, get ready to call in.

get your copy of 'On the Trail of the JFK Assassins' - on sale now!

New Opie and Anthony Show Videos: Thanks to our own Sam we have some wonderful new videos from the O&A Show to share with y'all:



EROCK Eats Some of the World's Greatest Treats

50 CENT visits the Opie and Anthony Show

50 CENT Interview Audio Online: We have the audio from the amazing 50 CENT interview yesterday online - Check it out online here!

(Now for a totally unrelated segue...let's help our buddy Dru plug some remixed goodness)

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!






CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"




You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

Look what WE found -- See My GF - Real Girlfriend Videos (so not safe for work, but looks oh SO convincing. Please let our gullable asses not get duped again)

(and as long as we're all popping wood...check this shit out)

We put Ember, Dahlia, Gianna, and Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS together in a video with their FoundryMusic Girl Tees and a song from our boys in HINDER, and we made one breastacular video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS SHAKE THEIR MONEY-MAKERS

How's about getting yourself A whole basket o' snack foods and checking out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION (including, but never limited to):



Brea Bennet Slips Out Of Her Sun Dress

Student Toga Party Turns Violent

Kimberly Rogers Naked On The Bed

Girlfriend Deep Throats A Banana

Grandma Rides Up Stairs - set to Cliffhanger Yodel Music

Cierra Spice Is Taking a Bubble Bath

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