Mami Culo Bueno, New PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN trailer, J-WOWW is an author? Pissing off a cop, Old Farts gone Wild, TM Stevens and Ridiculous bass playing

Yo, homes...we're not saying your mom's got a nice butt...

but based on the those photos she's posting online... We sure as hell are THINKING it!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)

peeling out in front of a cop...

is a GREAT way to get an express ticket to jail... so would you knock it off...please?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)

The new trailer for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: On STRANGER TIDES doesn't make us miss Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom one bit

You've got your Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane, and your Keith Richards...who else do you need?

J-WOWW is a best selling author

Someone fucking shoot me. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eufrat has a name that youd associate with a big fat person... but she's anything BUT (FreakShow Planet)

The Top 5 Health & Fitness Myths (Bullz-Eye)

Nika and Sophia are REALLY REALLY friendly...and that is NEVER a bad thing. (z0d)

Keylee Parker andn her friend are having happy nake fun time! (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)

If SKID ROW is still singing "Youth Gone Wild" after 20 years...

Wouldn't that make them "Old farts gone wild"? Just sayin'.

...and now for an out-of-control bass guitar solo, courtesy of TM STEVENS:

Fucker is GOOD, but come on, man...some people have jobs to go to in the morning.

Boobies? Booty? Did someone say the magic word? Ehh, maybe:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


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Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

Who wants to see what Lexi Belle is up to lately? Looks like about ten sit-ups!!

Shake a tail-feather, honey Asses like that take WORK...Crunch! GRRRR! Crunch!!! GRRR!!.

and of course Jynx Maze needs NO help making her arse look fantastic

except for maybe that cameraman. Take a hike, dude..

...and that, friends... is the way to poop in the woods.

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Friday Links: Weekend War Helmet, Man falls off train, Link Love, Clash Of The Titans Trailer 2, Sebastian Bach and Terry Ilous LIVE, Girls Gone Wild, Playboy's Nastasha Anastasia

 

Holy crap! It's Friday! Friiiiiiidaaaaay! *weeping* time to loosen that belt and make a bee-line for the neighbor's wife:

She's waiting at home alone in pink lingerie. Just for you. Make a move now before she gets dressed!

 

Don't dick around, either. If you take too long, then the Dancing Bear will make his move.

He loves the neighbor's wife too. He doesn't waste time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We could tell you that riding on the side of a train is a BAD idea...

...but we think that's kind of obvious. Apparently no one told THIS guy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, however...is killing us. Consider burning it off)

Sharon Stone is old and has hard nipples
(Drunken Stepfather)
Sharon Stone has been naked in almost every movie she's made.

Jana Cova is Barely Covered (z0d)

Girl Next Door: Pele Lovell (Bullz-Eye)

Isis Love is I...I...I..yay...yay (Daily Niner)

The Ten Tackiest Christmas Traditions (Gunaxin)

Candy Mason is Pure Eye Candy (FreakshowPlanet)

13 Amazing Caucasian Afros (SuperTremendous)

Forget Online Dating and Speed Dating... Now There's "Group Dating" (The Bachelor Guy)

Don Chavez’s Favorite Things: Attus Apparel (Don Chavez)

A Flowchart to Determine if You've Been Naughty or Nice This Year (Holy Taco)

19 Depressing, Crazy and Downright Awful Nativity Scenes (Photos + Videos) (URLesque)

Terrible Gifts For The MMA Fan (Heavy)

Jersey Protesters fight Stereotypes (WarmingGlow)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only tail you'll get is attached to your dog)

Leave it to the guys at GIRLS GONE WILD/a> to find a nurse and a cop willing to make out with one another

God bless Joe Francis and all the wonderful work he does.

British blond PLAYBOY hotness Natasha Anastasia is having her photo taken:

As luck would have it, she's doing it sans-clothing!

For an old fart, SEBASTIAN BACH's voice is holding up well:

Singing a song he did with SKID ROW, "Here I Am"... LIVE. In fucking Budapest.

Speaking of old farts whose voices stay in great shape, if you remember the band XYZ, then you know who Terry Ilous is:

Rockin' the crowd at ... Mohegan Sun. OK, so it's not an arena...how the semi-mighty have fallen.

The new CLASH OF THE TITANS trailer is online:

Release tha muthafuckin' Kraken, bitch!

aaaad back to boobies, let's all gaze at British babe Renata as she pulls her dress off.

Off with you, pesky dress! You are itchy!

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because our brains retain material like strainers)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Indian Man Falls Off Crowded Train
CLASH OF THE TITANS - Trailer 2
Girls Gone Wild: Nurse and Cop Girl-Girl Kissing
SEBASTIAN BACH: Here I Am LIVE in Budapest
British Playboy CyberGirl Natasha Anastasia
Terry Ilous: What Keeps Me Loving You LIVE at Mohegan Sun
Renata Rips Off Her Dress

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Wednesday Links: Fiance affairs and the Dancing Bear, Hong Kong KFC serves up Garbage, Lots of Link Love, Sebastian Bach and Jani Lane Live, Christine Mendoza, Tera Patrick, and the Girls Gone Wild

Your wife is an outstanding piece of ass who takes naughty photos for you... better keep an eye on her or she'll wander off:

This sexy wife is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy wives. They're a blessed organization

By the way, when she tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets homem buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This KFC in Hong Kong got busted serving up trash:

Fast food generally tastes like garbage, but that's a little extreme.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Once again...Kim Kardashian's Boobs (Drunken Stepfather) - and once again...Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape.

Tori Black is Wrapped up in Pink (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's TV Girlfriends Voting: Fox Force Five (Bullz-Eye)

Alisson, Zuzana, and Gina are piling on one another (Daily Niner)

What If You Were Making Love to Christopher Walken? (Funny Crave)

The 10 Funniest/Weirdest Moments on Jeopardy (World Of Isaac)

Oldest Adult Baby Ever (I Heart Chaos)

Heather Rene Smith is beyond beautiful (Freakshow Planet)

A Day Without Cats on 9.9.09 (Video) (URLesque)

Lingerie Football League Kickoff Preview (Gunaxin)

Sexual Intercourse: American Style - Incense and Candles (atom)

Lúcia Garcia can root for me anytime (on205th)

Ballboy tries to fly at US Open, Fails (With Leather)

The Ten Sexiest Album Covers (FunkJelly)

Wawfully Wedded Wife (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

Adult super-starlet Tera Patrick is having her picture taken:

but it's not like a high school picture...these are the naughty ones... the non-clothed kind.

Speaking of pictures, Christine Mendoza is posing for a few:

It's a sunny day, so why not roll around in the grass with your butt up in the air, right?

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in BIG & RICH who were jamming with Sebastian Bach in Canada:

Don't look so confused, Baz... you are the Youth Gone Wild... or you were, at one point.

Remember Jani Lane from WARRANT? He's still kicking around:

That's Jani doing "Machine Gun" at the House of Blues in Hollywood.

Aaaand back to boobies with the lovely Renna:

She rubs the lotion on her skin, or else she... gets more lotion. No way we're getting the hose out.

From Boobies to Booties, we once again look to the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)

Take five from boning your best friend's wife and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Christine Mendoza - Summer Strip
Sebastian Bach with BIG & RICH: 'Youth Gone Wild' LIVE in Canada
Tera Patrick Nude Photo Shoot
Jani Lane: 'Machine Gun' LIVE in Hollywood
Renna Rubs the Lotion On Her Boobs
Mike Silverman - aka 'That1Guy' - 'ButtMachine' LIVE in Vancouver
Two Blond College Babes Making Out With Each Other
Caught on Video: Hong Kong KFC Serves Food From Trash

 

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VACATION UPDATE: Enjoy the 'Worst Of', New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Animation Contest Continues, Ashley Alexandra Dupre on Girls Gone Wild? .. New Videos

Happy Thursdee, kids! It's the middle of the week (sorta) and the Opie and Anthony Show is enjoying a li'l break from the action. That doesn't mean, however, that we don't have things to update you on, because the world does in fact, keep spinning, when the radio show takes a break.

First off, if you missed any of The Worst Of Opie and Anthony, there are special episodes that were made just for this vacation that you can download via AUDIBLE:




Download the O&A Show 3/17/2008 (Worst of Louis CK)

Download the O&A Show 3/18/2008 (Worst of Jimmy Fallon)


Download the O&A Show 3/19/2008 (Worst Of Mike Rowe)

The Opie and Anthony Show NEEDS INTERNS - Sign Up To be an O&A Intern TODAY! (must get college credit)

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have a GREAT new pair of perky nubs to share with you...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWoW: KITTEN

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Opie, Anthony and Jim get frustrated with XM about not being invited to Employee Appreciateion Day - online Now!!)

Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Li'l Jimmy's also doing a li'l comedy tour, and he's going to be in SEATTLE later this month! You can see him if you get your tickets now!

We got a bunch of emails about that dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the folks who put the full page ad in the New York Post chiding Eliot Spitzer for not using their service? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know.

ELIOT SPITZER's HIGH-PRICED ESCORT: Want to see the New York City escort that was nailing (former New York State Governor) Eliot Spitzer? Well, she's in the news again thanks to our pal Joe Francis and GIRLS GONE WILD... we have a few clips you might be interested in checking out:



Ashley Alexandra Dupre on Girls Gone Wild - AP Story

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - "What We Want"

NEW OFFICIAL OPIE & ANTHONY T-SHIRT - ON SALE NOW - Get 'em before they run out!



CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOURS NOW...make it snappy!

..and speaking of shirts...

The super-sexy Exotic Lisa (click to read her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS is wearing a Stay Cozy Shirt in her new video:







CLICK THE PIC TO SEE EXOTIC LISA's NEW VIDEO

The O&A ANIMATION CONTEST Continues! We're looking for you talented bastards to show us how creative you are by ANIMATING your favorite Opie and Anthony bit(s). The best entries will be showcased at a LIVE event in MAY (to be announced), so DO NOT POST THEM ONLINE BEFORE THEN... YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE!. Check out some examples of quality animations here:


Jimmy's Glasses - by Rob Y from Brooklyn


Bob Kelly's Iraqi Werewolf - by Rhett P in Sparta, NJ


1950's Future - by Adam L in Marlboro, NJ


O&A's New Names - by Andrea


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic


The Imus and Reverend Al Show - by Cokelogic


Board Room Jimmy - By Cokelogic


Take your time... and MAIL US THE VIDEO (We need a BIG file if it's going to be shown on a big screen):


The Opie and Anthony Show


Animation Contest

XM Satellite Radio


111 West 57th Street, Suite 500


New York, New York


10019

Need audio for your animation? CHECK OUT OUR MASSIVE AUDIO ARCHIVE OF OPIE AND ANTHONY BITS!... or use any audio from the show you want!

There's some trendy new wine and cheese in the MEDIA SECTION, including bits like:



Flexible Girl Working Out on The Floor

ATV with a Roll Cage

Bulgarian 'Music Idol' Contestant sings Michael Jackson's 'BAD'

JEWNO - A Stereotype-filled parody of JUNO

Mandy Oils Up Her Fantastic Body

Katsumi Shows Off Her Amazing Ass

Sexy Babe in a Tiny Yellow Thong

Drunk College Kid Bangs Head On Kitchen Counter

All-American Amateur Strip-Off: Stormy

Maxi Mounds and Her Enormous Boobs Topless In a Swimming Pool

Driver Mistakes Icy Pool For Parking Lot

BLOODHOUND GANG: Evil Jared Hasselhoff Pees On Jimmy Pop

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, New Boobs On RateMyWoW, Paltalk Cameras are LIVE, NEW O&A video, Bob Saget, Jeff Ross,Joe Francis

We're watching the AMY FISHER SEX TAPE... Amy's got a decent boob job, but that Long Island moaning is the worst. Nice tits though...

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got!

It's ROCK SCREAM TUESDAY! It's 80's New Wave Tuesday! Have yourself some hot tea, warm up those vocal cords, crank up some Jim Gillette, call up the show (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Kajagoogoo impression (you know... cuz of the 80's thing).

Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we'll be hanging with our buddies Bob Saget and Jeffrey Ross. We'll also be chatting with GIRLS GONE WILD founder Joe Francis, live from jail.

Bob Saget is starring in on Broadway in The Drowsy Chaperone (Get Your Tickets Now!)

New Years Eve with JIM NORTON - Tickets On Sale: Spend New Year's Eve with the one and only Jim Norton from the Opie and Anthony Show as he takes the stage at North Fork Theater at Westbury!



GET TICKETS ONLINE NOW!

Coming TOMORROW to the Opie and Anthony Show - HOT ASS. Yes, it's been a while, but we have the lovely Bree Olson and Kayden Kross coming in courtesy of Adam & Eve. Oh, what WILL we have them do? Make Sure Your Paltalk is ON!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting Load My Mouth, we have a new pair of bosoms for you


(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWoW: MELISSA JULIANNA

NEW O&A VIDEO ONLINE: Thanks to our own Sam, we have some great video of Ken Burns in studio yesterday:



Ken Burns Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

STEVE C REMIXES: Steve C's awful noises have taken on a life of their own, and several fans have sent in their own remixes, including:



Steve C does 'Axel F'

Steve C sings 'The Joker'

Steve C sings 'Tears Are Falling'

Steve C sings 'The Immigrant Song'

Steve C sings 'Brick House'

Is Steve Stealing Tim's Voice?

Steve C is 'Down With The Sickness'

Steve C sings 'Manah Manah'

We also have some new videos in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Pinky The Psycho Kitty (old video, but still a classic!)

Sarah's Sexy Stiptease

Flexible Woman Plays Pool

Christine Shows Off her Pierced Nips

Tennessee Woman Has Bad Butt Implants

Man Starts Gas Station Fire In Slovakia

Big Brother UK - Nude Mud Wrestling

Canadian WSIB Safety Ad - Funeral

Canadian WSIB Safety Ad - High Rise Explosion

Canadian WSIB Safety Ad - Warehouse

Canadian WSIB Safety Ad - Retail

Canadian WSIB Safety Ad - Chef

Kentucky Wildcats Forward Eats His Own Boogers

Speaking of NEW VIDEOS, check out what Trish(read her profile) from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us this week:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

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