Danny Trejo and 'MACHETE', Edward Norton and 'The Avengers', WARRANT and Some New Guy, KID ROCK and 80 thousand NJ Boneheads, Gianna Michaels, Angelina Valentine, and their oily torsos

Happy. Umm. Monday? Wipe thr crusties from your eyes, and politely tell the two married women on either side of the bed to gather up their things

Someone is bound to be looking for them, and the weekend of debauchery you just had is all done. Well, until next weekend.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Will MACHETE propel Danny Trejo into super-stardom?

Honestly? Probably not. Will we go see it? Absolutely. Hail Danny Trejo!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Edward Norton Got Fired from 'The Avengers' (WWTDD)


Kim Kardashian's Butt isn't getting any Smaller (Drunken Stepfather)

As usual, we'll use the above photo as an excuse to promote Kim Kardashian's sex tape... You know, the one she did with Ray J...

A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models (feat. Photo Evidence) (UPROXX)

Rene Perez is one Seriously Spicy Li'l Meatball (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

The Incredible Bendy Bike (URLesque)

Sex Tips From Olivia Munn (Asylum)

Mary Queen. Rhymes with Dairy Queen. Her Bikini is awful. Thank God she's taking it off (Dailyniner)

Career Suicide: Ten Awful Celebrity Rants (Part I) (Campus Socialite)

Joanne has a GIANT new sex toy (z0d)

Sexy Women of the LPGA (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Remember the hair band WARRANT? All of the original members are back, minus Jani Lane. Robet Mason is singing with them now:

Gee, who do you think the problem in that band was? C'mon... this isn't a difficult one, kids.

His name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!

He opened up the Giants Stadium BON JOVI the other day, and attempted to explain what "Bawitaba" means to 80,000 New Jersey Meatheads. It didn't work.

From Really big bands... to really big... you guessed it! Boobs!

You've heard of Gianna Michaels (and if you haven't, then shame on you):

This is Gianna Michaels oiling up her chest in a scene from 'Big Wet Tits 4'... *Applause*

Sticking with the 'Big Wet' theme, this is our favorite new plaything, Angelina Valentine:

Who must have VERY dry skin, because in this clip from BIG WET TITS 7 ...she's lubing up her chest with more oil than it takes to lube your old man's Ford.

From establised boobs to newer boobs... or 'noobs', petite, young Ariel Rebel is dancing in her underwear... much like you do when no one is looking:

only when SHE does it full-blown bisexuality tends to break out... and when you do it... the neighbors tend to freak out.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Patrice Oneal, Gina Lynn in studio - Turn on your Paltalk, O&A Funniest Listener Contest at Comix tonight, Dru Boogie's

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

It's FRIDAY! Thank Cheebus. We need sleep.

Call the FU Line: We never plug it, so why not start now, right? If you have someone you'd like to send a big, healthy, F-You to, then call the Opie and Anthony F-U Line. If your call doesn't suck (ie; no slander, hate speech, or anything else that could get us in trouble), we'll probably use it on the air! The number is 866-F-U-LINE1.

Today on the Opie and Anthony Lesbian Lick-fest, we're going to be playing patty-cake with our comedian buddy Patrice Oneal, who will be at Banana's Comedy Club in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey this weekend.

Hold on to your hats and get your drool bibs... our porn starlet friend Gina Lynn will be in studio with her friend April who you can see in Fresh Breed 5 and FantASStic Whores 4 (check out the Bam Margera cameo!). Gina is also working with our pals at FreeOnes.com, which is just like the biggest babe index you've ever seen in your entire life.

Pick up videos from Gina Lynn Productions - online now!

Hotties in studio - Turn on your Paltalk: Once again, kids...we're presenting you with the rare opportunity to peek into some of the wonderful stuff that we get to endulge in on a semi-regular basis. Yes, we're talking about NUDITY and perhaps some LESBIANISM. So, if you think that sounds like something you'd like to see considering Gina Lynn is in studio with her pal April... then turn on your Paltalk and head to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room.

O&A's Funniest Listener Contest: Are you lacking plans tonight? Then check out the Opie and Anthony Funniest Listener Competition TONIGHT at 7:30pm at Comix in New York City (see oandaradio.com for details).

(Since he's going to be IN studio with copies of his new Remix CD..let's help our buddy Dru plug some remixed goodness)

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!






CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"




You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

Look what WE found -- See My GF - Real Girlfriend Videos (so not safe for work, but looks oh SO convincing. Please let our gullable asses not get duped again)

(and as long as we're all popping wood...check this shit out)

We put Ember, Dahlia, Gianna, and Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS together in a video with their FoundryMusic Girl Tees and a song from our boys in HINDER, and we made one breastacular video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS SHAKE THEIR MONEY-MAKERS

How's about getting yourself A whole basket o' snack foods and checking out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION (including, but never limited to):



SHINEDOWN - 'Devour' LIVE in Charlotte

Raven the Sexy Maid

METALLICA - 'The Judas Kiss' LIVE in Nottingham

Krisztina Sereny Naked in the Pool - PLAYBOY Photo Shoot (Psart 2)

Zuzana Drabinova Topless in a White Lace Thong

LIFE OF AGONY: 'Lost at 22' LIVE at Crocodile Rock in Allentown

Monica Guerra Motel Room Striptease

Joe Biden forgets 'number' of Recovery Website LIVE on CBS News

Brianna's Beautiful Booty In A Tiny Red Thong

KEEL 'The Right To Rock' LIVE at Club Vodka in Hollywood

Krisztina Sereny Naked In The Pool - PLAYBOY PHOTO SHOOT

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Author Dick Russell, New O&A Videos, 50 CENT Interview Audio Online, Dru Boogie's Remix CD, New Videos Online

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

Oh... Sweet...Jesus... it's ... THURSDAY!!! (too much? yeah, we should tone it down)

Today on the Opie and Anthony Book Burning Bonanza, we'll spend some time talking to author Dick Russell, author of On the Trail of the JFK Assassins: A Revealing Look at America's Most Infamous Unsolved Crime, so all of you conspiracy nuts, get ready to call in.

get your copy of 'On the Trail of the JFK Assassins' - on sale now!

New Opie and Anthony Show Videos: Thanks to our own Sam we have some wonderful new videos from the O&A Show to share with y'all:



EROCK Eats Some of the World's Greatest Treats

50 CENT visits the Opie and Anthony Show

50 CENT Interview Audio Online: We have the audio from the amazing 50 CENT interview yesterday online - Check it out online here!

(Now for a totally unrelated segue...let's help our buddy Dru plug some remixed goodness)

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!






CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"




You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

Look what WE found -- See My GF - Real Girlfriend Videos (so not safe for work, but looks oh SO convincing. Please let our gullable asses not get duped again)

(and as long as we're all popping wood...check this shit out)

We put Ember, Dahlia, Gianna, and Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS together in a video with their FoundryMusic Girl Tees and a song from our boys in HINDER, and we made one breastacular video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS SHAKE THEIR MONEY-MAKERS

How's about getting yourself A whole basket o' snack foods and checking out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION (including, but never limited to):



Brea Bennet Slips Out Of Her Sun Dress

Student Toga Party Turns Violent

Kimberly Rogers Naked On The Bed

Girlfriend Deep Throats A Banana

Grandma Rides Up Stairs - set to Cliffhanger Yodel Music

Cierra Spice Is Taking a Bubble Bath

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, 50 CENT - In Studio, Rich Vos, Bob Kelly, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, New Videos Online

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Gale - Creator of 'Back To the Future', Dru Boogie's Remix CD, New Videos Online

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Robert Kelly In Studio, Download the O&A Show, Dru Boogie's Remix CD, New Videos Online

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: F-U Friday, Jim Norton and Artie Lange LIVE This Weekend, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Shawna Lenee: Boobies and Breakdown v

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Adam Ferrara, Jim Jeffries, Doug Benson, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Shawna Lenee: Boobies and Breakdown videos, Jim Nort

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Greg Gutfeld from RED EYE, Robin Leach, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, Jim Norton and Artie

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Lazlow in studio with GTA: The Lost and The Damned, Download the O&A Show, Shawna Lenee Meltdown Aftermath

Listen to today's Opie and Anthony Show on AUDIBLE! (Show is usually online around 3pm EST)

Hey-O, it's Mon... oh wait, it's TUESDAY! Holy jumped-up Jesus H. Christ! That's right, we were off yesterday for President's Day

Today on the Opie and Anthony Psychological Breakdown, we'll be hanging with our pal Lazlow, who is going to be showcasing Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned, the latest add-on for our favorite game.

Get some 'Lost and Damned' bitches!

You know, if you need to get caught up on the Opie and Anthony Show (and you SHOULD if you missed any of last week's shows ... ooph!), you can download them via AUDIBLE or iTunes!



Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Friday, 2/13/09 (Shawna Lenee has a meltdown on air, Taya Parker shows her boobies)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Thursday, 2/12/09 (Duff McKagan In-Studio)

Download the Opie and Anthony Show for Wednesday, 2/11/09 (WOW, Nick DiPaolo In Studio)

Download the Opie and Anthony for Tuesday, 2/10/09 (Danny McBride in studio)

Download the Opie and Anthony for Monday, 2/09/09 (Sam and David's adventures at Comic-Con!)

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for his site LOAD MY MOUTH (So Not Safe For Work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of Adult starlet Heather Hurley:



RateMyWOW: Heather Hurley

Let's pay homage (and a few bucks) to the most awesomest sponsor to the Opie and Anthony POgram... it's PORN.com!! How fortunate is the bastard who registered THAT domain name?

(and speaking of porn, let's talk about some shit...)

If you were listening to Friday's Opie and Anthony Show, you heard one Ms. Shawna Lenee (yes, that's a link to many adult videos she's been featured in - we're making a point) having a li'l meltdown on the POgram when she was shown a few still shots from some interracial features she may have done in her past... either as Kara Mynor or Kara Bare (those videos just keep poppin' up, don't they?). Now, we're not passing judgement on her for making those videos, we're just saying that SHE WAS IN THEM.

While she was on the Opie and Anthony Show, promoting her latest issue of PENTHOUSE Magazine, as well as her latest PENTHOUSE DVD, you'd think she'd have an open mind about some of the other activities she's been engaged in...and been videotaped doing. Umm, no. She freaked out. Started crying, and ultimately left the studio, leaving Taya Parker...a real trooper, mind you to mop up after her.



You might have seen her video response to her appearance (originally posted on Facebook). Oh well, I guess we're all assholes. No one on this show is going to deny it. You, honey... are in a movie called My Daughter's Fucking BLACKZILLA #16 (and yes, that's YOU on the cover of the video, isn't it?). So don't bitch, piss, and moan because we pointed out the obvious (and not very hard to find, mind you)

See? We no lie. That's her.



(Now let's help our buddy Dru plug some remixed goodness)

Ladies and gentlemen, finally, after YEARS of busting his ass and donating his time creating amazing remixes and scratching live in-studio on the Opie and Anthony Show, our friend, our little buddy, our li'l studio rat pal DRU BOOGIE has released his first CD...on iTunes... For Sale...RIGHT NOW

You want FIFTY TRACKS of original O&A Remixes? BUY DRU's CD NOW!





CLICK THE PIC TO ORDER DRU'S NEW CD - "A SPLAT ON THE WALL OF O&A"




You Can also get the full Double-disc set at Dru's MySpace Page

(hey kids!! look what's on sale NOW!)


CLICK THE PIC, FOOL!

JIM NORTON & ARTIE LANGE: Our own Jimmy Norton and the one and only Artie Lange from the Howard Stern Show are doing a show together at the Tower Theater in Upper Darby, PA. TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW - CLICK IT, FOOL!.

Make your own Christian Bale Remix: Yes, you've heard it on the O&A Show and up and down the interwebs, and you can't get enough of it... Actor Christian Bale had a colossal meltdown at his Director of Photography during filming for Terminator: Salvation with co-star Bryce Dallas Howard



Listen to Christian Bale Lose his F-ing mind now!



Then, if you think you have the production chops, or even the slightest sense of humor... we challenge you to MAKE YOUR OWN CHRISTIAN BALE REMIX!



Want an example of a GREAT remix? Check out Bale Out - RevoLucian's Christian Bale Remix or Christian Bale Takes David To The Dentist...or even Christian Bale/Italian Wedding Remix...those are all dandy.

Then, once you've listened to that fifty or so times, check out the Christian Bale Soundboard

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