Russian Cop Vs. Wolves, SLASH does old school GNR, SEBASTIAN BACH does old school SKID ROW, New MURDERDOLLS video, Priya Anjali Rai, Bridgette B, and Leanne Crow show off their goods

Hi ho, Hi ho, Fornacatin' We Will Go... just turn your secrectary into a ho...

A ho, A ho, A ho, A ho if your actual secretary looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal then BONUS! You're going to have a fun day, friend.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your clothing keeps increasing, and that's pretty upsetting, dontcha think?)

A Russian police office dove into a suspect's car to evade a pack of wolves (no bullshit):

"License and Registration, madam...OH SHIT! WOLVES!".

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holy Shmoley! Whose ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Sophie Turner, and ten bucks says you can find lots of naked pics of her

Avril Lavigne looking hotter than usual (Maxim)

Modern Flames: 40 Contemporary Fireplace Designs (DesignCrave)

Ryana Daniels is busty chocolate kiss (Freakshow Planet)

New Addiction: Your Mom Was Hot.. dot com (TheBachelorGuy)

Blast from the Past: Brittany Myers (Bullz-Eye)

Koopa gets a star (Dorkly)

Dylan Ryder and her friend are awfully fond of one another (z0d)

Mariah Madysinn is very proud of her boobs. Look at the way she shows them off! (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you get winded walking from your car to the front door. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday)

Our pal SEBASTIAN BACHmay be an old fart, but he still sings like a young... fart:

He's just an old man gone wild...

Another chumley of ours, the one and only SLASH has added "Welcome to The Jungle" to his current touring set list:

Somewhere in Portugal, Axl Rose is making an audience wait...for a while.

Slash is on the road promoting Slash - The 2 CD/DVD Deluxe Edition, and if you haven't picked it up yet, you might have tumors:

Moving to the slightly twisted those odd looking boys in MURDERDOLLS just released their video for "Chapel of Blood":

Guy in a gimp suit, girl getting molested... yeah, it's out there alright.

Those goons are out promoting Women And Children Last, which sounds like a friendly title, doesn't it?


From rock, we segue gently... or not-so gently... to RACKS!

Beautiful blond Bridgette B. is 130 lbs (mostly boobs) of pure awesome:

...and she's got electric tape all over her nips. They must be leaky. oh wait, that's not the case at all. She's a dirty girl, ain't she?

Speaking of boobs busty British bombshell Leanne Crow is wearing a bikini that's about 8 sizes too small

Off with you, flimsy fabric! make way for Leanne's massive love bombs!

Exotic Indian Goddess Priya Anjali Rai is having her way with the luckiest Sybian EVER

Lucky piece of machinery who knew you could do THIS on a Sybian? Apparently SHE did.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Bus Beatdown, Heidi Montag wants to do Playboy again, Kim K's new Tranny Billboard, Sebastian Bach in NJ, COP OUT Red Band, Hungarian

Happy Hump Day boys and girls! Stop wasting time, and start humping!



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Penalties on city buses are getting stiffer...




Note the 'incorrect change ass kicking'.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but if you keep making that pouty face, it's going to stay that way)





Kim Kardashian looks like a Tranny in her new Billboard (Drunken Stepfather)



...however, she DOES NOT look like a tranny in her sex tape...which you can see right here, right NOW.





New and Improved Heidi Montag wants to do PLAYBOY again...yay! (WWTDD)



...and here's Heidi Montag, BEFORE the surgery.



LOST: The Final Season - Blog (Bullz-Eye)



Kagney Linn Karter, Her Boobs, Her Ass, and a helluva Chopper (FreakshowPlanet)



25 Creative Macbook Skins Using the Apple Logo (Forkparty)



Lindsey Meadows slides out of her Blue Bikini (z0d)



Hedge Fund Blows $30M On Terminator (FilmDrunk)



The 20 Worst Wedding Fails (HEAVY)



120 Pictures Of Sexy Sports Babes (DJMICK)



What You Can Learn From 7 Types of Assholes (Maxim)



Six Supervillain Weapons That Will Be Murdering You Tomorrow (Gunaxin)



8 Phrases That Are Perfectly Appropriate to Say to a Very
Little Kid and a Very Drunk Adult (The Bachelor Guy)



7 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Condoms (Asylum)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Your friend and ours SEBASTIAN BACH pulled out the "Big Guns" in Sayreville, New Jersey (get it? It's a song title....blech):



Bach is 41 now... he's technically not one of the "Youth Gone Wild" anymore. Yeah yeah, we used that bit before.

The Red Band Trailer for Kevin Smith's new movie, COP OUT gives us a boner:



Movies with Bruce Willis drawing penises on windows make us want to see movies with Bruce Willis drawing penises. No, not because we're gay. Because we're a bunch of immature assholes.

This fine piece of Budapest Booty is EVE ANGEL:



Shed that sweater and show off that sweater meat.

From Hungarian hotness to Playboy pinkness, we show you Blair Lindsey:



Blair bails on her black lingerie...and we applaud her for it.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.