skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Weekend's Here! Clothing Optional! Find a Fiesty Friend and Fling those Clothes to the side...
Guilt is for suckers. Adulterous Affairs are for Brave Citizens like yourself. Do it for your country.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)
A cell phone store clerk in Chicago shows off his King Kong-sized balls in this CCTV video:
Now who's got the gun, Beeeeeyotch? OK, that's a bit much. The dude was Pakistani. Do Pakistanis even say 'Beyotch'?
You want to feel lazy? Check out 63-year old Sylvester Stallone getting his ass kicked by Steve Austin:
Sly got his ass KICKED... and his neck BROKEN while filming a fight scene for THE EXPENDABLES.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The new judges on 'AMERICAN IDOL' are...ZZzzzzzzzzz (WWTDD)
yeah yeah... enough already with this nonses just TAKE YER SHIRT OFF! Yeah, We know. Subtle.
Everyone say Hello to MONTANA FISHBURNE: PORN STAR! (Drunken Stepfather)
You can thank the wonderful people at VIVID Entertainment for bringing this professionally-made tape to market... Montana thinks this is her ticket to fame... err, infamy...err, whatever.
Plot of ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ Recreated With Hilarious Review Quotes (FilmDrunk)
Life Inside the Bunny House (The Smoking Jacket)
Talia Kristin has 2 first names, 2 pigtails, 2 great boobs, and 2 much clothes on. (Freakshow Planet)
Movie Review: Dinner for Schmucks (Bullz-Eye)
Top 10 White-Trash TV Show Girls (BroBible)
Kiara Diane Barely gets out of the car before she gets out of her clothes (Dailyniner)
The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)
The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)
McKenzie Miles has her hand over her no-no spot, but she's not hiding it well (z0d)
5 Essential Summertime Drinking Apparatuses (Banned In Hollywood)
High School Cheerleader Tackles Mall Thief -- and doesn't even have to hang
up her cell phone to do so (LemonDrop)
I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)
What does BRET MICHAELS have in common with a million potatoes?
Absolutely Nothing. But they were both in Idaho the other day. Bret is on tour now so get your tickets... you know, before he dies.
In an effort to broaden their demographic reach, the guys in QUEENSRYCHE have enlisted the help of a chubby dominatrix:
They're trying to lure in the chubby chasers. QUEENSRYCHE is on tour now with their 'Cabaret' show... get them tickets now, madam.
Rock bands... whoosh...transition...and BOOBS!
Busty Blond MILF Tyler Faith is tired after a long day of making sex videos:
Trust us, just suspend disbelief for a minute and watch Tyler give a lucky pink vibrator the time of its life.
Bottle-blond Brandy Blair is getting a massage by a horny male masseuse:
And apparently she found the one massage parlor on the planet where you can get molested and not file charges.
Naturally beautiful brunette Renna Ryann is picking produce topless:
Some ladies squeeze the fruit. Renna likes to rub her tits on it to make sure it's ripe.
Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:
Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Happy Hump Day boys and girls! Stop wasting time, and start humping!
You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.THAT's TERRIBLE:Penalties on city buses are getting stiffer...
Note the 'incorrect change ass kicking'.THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but if you keep making that pouty face, it's going to stay that way)
Kim Kardashian looks like a Tranny in her new Billboard (Drunken Stepfather)...however, she DOES NOT look like a tranny in her sex tape...which you can see right here, right NOW.
New and Improved Heidi Montag wants to do PLAYBOY again...yay! (WWTDD)...and here's Heidi Montag, BEFORE the surgery.LOST: The Final Season - Blog (Bullz-Eye)Kagney Linn Karter, Her Boobs, Her Ass, and a helluva Chopper (FreakshowPlanet)25 Creative Macbook Skins Using the Apple Logo (Forkparty)Lindsey Meadows slides out of her Blue Bikini (z0d)Hedge Fund Blows $30M On Terminator (FilmDrunk)The 20 Worst Wedding Fails (HEAVY)120 Pictures Of Sexy Sports Babes (DJMICK)What You Can Learn From 7 Types of Assholes (Maxim)Six Supervillain Weapons That Will Be Murdering You Tomorrow (Gunaxin)8 Phrases That Are Perfectly Appropriate to Say to a Very
Little Kid and a Very Drunk Adult (The Bachelor Guy)7 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Condoms (Asylum)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)Your friend and ours SEBASTIAN BACH pulled out the "Big Guns" in Sayreville, New Jersey (get it? It's a song title....blech):
Bach is 41 now... he's technically not one of the "Youth Gone Wild" anymore. Yeah yeah, we used that bit before.The Red Band Trailer for Kevin Smith's new movie, COP OUT gives us a boner:
Movies with Bruce Willis drawing penises on windows make us want to see movies with Bruce Willis drawing penises. No, not because we're gay. Because we're a bunch of immature assholes.This fine piece of Budapest Booty is EVE ANGEL:
Shed that sweater and show off that sweater meat.From Hungarian hotness to Playboy pinkness, we show you Blair Lindsey:
Blair bails on her black lingerie...and we applaud her for it.Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:
Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
