Wednesday Links: Bus Beatdown, Heidi Montag wants to do Playboy again, Kim K's new Tranny Billboard, Sebastian Bach in NJ, COP OUT Red Band, Hungarian

Happy Hump Day boys and girls! Stop wasting time, and start humping!



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Penalties on city buses are getting stiffer...




Note the 'incorrect change ass kicking'.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but if you keep making that pouty face, it's going to stay that way)





Kim Kardashian looks like a Tranny in her new Billboard (Drunken Stepfather)



...however, she DOES NOT look like a tranny in her sex tape...which you can see right here, right NOW.





New and Improved Heidi Montag wants to do PLAYBOY again...yay! (WWTDD)



...and here's Heidi Montag, BEFORE the surgery.



LOST: The Final Season - Blog (Bullz-Eye)



Kagney Linn Karter, Her Boobs, Her Ass, and a helluva Chopper (FreakshowPlanet)



25 Creative Macbook Skins Using the Apple Logo (Forkparty)



Lindsey Meadows slides out of her Blue Bikini (z0d)



Hedge Fund Blows $30M On Terminator (FilmDrunk)



The 20 Worst Wedding Fails (HEAVY)



120 Pictures Of Sexy Sports Babes (DJMICK)



What You Can Learn From 7 Types of Assholes (Maxim)



Six Supervillain Weapons That Will Be Murdering You Tomorrow (Gunaxin)



8 Phrases That Are Perfectly Appropriate to Say to a Very
Little Kid and a Very Drunk Adult (The Bachelor Guy)



7 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Condoms (Asylum)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

Your friend and ours SEBASTIAN BACH pulled out the "Big Guns" in Sayreville, New Jersey (get it? It's a song title....blech):



Bach is 41 now... he's technically not one of the "Youth Gone Wild" anymore. Yeah yeah, we used that bit before.

The Red Band Trailer for Kevin Smith's new movie, COP OUT gives us a boner:



Movies with Bruce Willis drawing penises on windows make us want to see movies with Bruce Willis drawing penises. No, not because we're gay. Because we're a bunch of immature assholes.

This fine piece of Budapest Booty is EVE ANGEL:



Shed that sweater and show off that sweater meat.

From Hungarian hotness to Playboy pinkness, we show you Blair Lindsey:



Blair bails on her black lingerie...and we applaud her for it.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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