Friday Links: Crazy Romanian Lady, KNIGHT and DAY international trailer, Courteney Cox Cheating, Tila Tequila is Boring, GODSMACK's New video, Scott Stapp's Marlins Song, Rebecca Jessop and Kagney Lynn Carter

It's Friday! You know what that means, right? Time to be deviant!
Spend the weekend with a married person you just met online... you're both lonely. Do something about it.

Married - Shmarried! get yourself to the local hotel with a jacuzzi and a bottle of booze and don't come out till Monday morning.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

This crazy screaming Romanian Woman is holding up traffic...


That is, until a local cabbie steps in and gives her the business!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The international trailer for the upcoming KNIGHT and DAY shows us a bit more of Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz getting knocked around:


Have we seen this movie before? Yeah, probably. Will we wind up seeing this one? Yeah, probably.


Is Courteney Cox Cheating? Hey, why not? (WWTDD)

Does Courteney Cox look outstanding without clothes on?...oh abso-fucking-lutely.


Tila Tequila is f*cking boring (Drunken Stepfather)

Except for her boobs...Tila's only redeeming quality.

Credit or Debit? 8 Tips for Saving Money and Covering Your Ass When Shopping Online (The Bachelor Guy)

A Chat With Hugh Hefner (Bullz-Eye)

Veronica Ricci must have itchy undies; they don't stay on for very long at all (Freakshow Planet)

Melany C is Shackled in Chains...and nothing else (Dailyniner)

Fox News Sexes Up Steven Seagal Sex-Slave Coverage (Asylum)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT (Asylum)

45 Demotivational Posters That Are Actually Funny (ForkParty)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

When Should you Use a Taser? (UPROXX)

Nic Cage Buys Pyramid-Shaped Tomb in New Orleans (FilmDrunk)

What the Hell is this guy Doing??? (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends in GODSMACK have a new video for "Cryin' Like a Bitch", packed with multiple MMA fighters:

The band's new disc, The Oracle is set to hit stores on May 4, 2010 via Universal Republic Records.

CREED frontman Scott Stapp wrote and recorded a Florida Marlins song:

It's called "Marlins Will Fly" and it's um...well, ah... hmm.

From rock to racks...

Busty British brunette Rebecca Jessop is rolling around in the grass in a snazzy snakeskin suit:

How many snakes had to die senselessly to make an outfit to cover her J-Cup breasts? The world may never know.

Time for a chest rub...

Beautiful blond Kagney Lynn Carter gets a massage from a creepy masseuse:

Of course, it's not long until Kagney Lynn gets totally into it, so the guy must have a solid rap.

Busty Los Angeles-based, Uruguayan adult starlet Sienna West is anything but shy:

Just ask the lucky cameraman who Sienna went down on aggressively...He'll give you the scoop.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Wednesday Links: Holiday Hump-Day Humpathon, Techno dancing kid, RATT and GUN live in the UK, Knight and Day Trailer, Ginger Jolie, Angel Dark, Chelse Medley

 

Happy Christmas Eve...Eve...everyone. What could be better than these two girls opening this box...

... and YOU being inside! Married, Shmarried. Treat yourself!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

With dance moves like this...

...this kid is going to be getting more ass than a toilet seat in NO time.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your frown, however, is. Cheer up, Grinch. It's the Holiday Season!

Pam Anderson's Face is looking weathered.
(Drunken Stepfather)
We'd like to remember Pamela from her sex tape days. Waaaa-hoo!

Jocelyn is covering up her crotch. What's the point? (z0d)

Movies of the Millenium (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones is giving herself a frontal cheerleader wedgie (Daily Niner)

Derrick Roland's Leg Injury Video will make you scream (BusterSports)

Playboy Playmate Sasckya Porto. Weird Fuckin' Name. Amazing Ass. (FreakshowPlanet)

Win yourself a Bacon Salt Sampler (Don Chavez)

The Twelve Cats Of Christmas (Warming Glow)

Yeah, This Rugby Star Is Obviously Gay (With Leather)

Romano Sings: A Ray Romano Christmas (atom)

Angry Grandpa Ruins Christmas (College Humor)

Santa's Slay Opening Scene (Heavy)

Holy Shit! A totally random ad for hot single older women!

How's that for subtle??? You're lonley. She's lonely. Whatcha waitin' for?!?!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your grudge-holding will keep you in a perpetual state of misery. Sucks to be you, don't it?)

This Slovakian beauty with the outstanding ass is Angel Dark. She's not fond of clothing

She's also fond of getting totally naked and touching herself. CLICK IT.

Two great names that go great together... it's Ginger Jolie!

...and she's not a fan of holding back either

Whoa boy. Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are in a movie we have seen before:

... it's called Knight and Day. Only Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz weren't in it the last dozen times we saw it.

Long before KORN did a cover of "Word Up" by CAMEO...

A Scottish band GUN recorded a similar version for the Barb Wire Soundtrack. Yeah, we're FULL of useless knowledge.

at the very same show (Hard Rock Hell 3) in the UK, RATT (well the 2009 version) hit the stage and did "You're In Love".

The band's new disc, Infestation will be out in 2010.

from bands, right back to boobies, we salute PLAYBOY's Fresh-faced Chelse Medley.

She's from Florida. She likes sleeping naked. and you really should click this thing here to see what else she likes to do.

It's time for another FOUNDRY CAMS Christmas compilation! We turned to our pal GARY HOEY, who gave us "Deck The Halls" to use in this clip, and then we got some amazing Holiday-themed videos from Shanelle, Countess, Alanna, Layla, Wanda, and Jessica Klein. We mashed 'em together and got this great Christmas video, loaded with hot cam-babe asses.

CLICK THE PIC AND ENJOY SOME HOLIDAY HINEYS!

(and now to recap... because we can't remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone five minutes ago)

Hurry up and get that hot Cougar's phone number, because you should be looking at what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

KNIGHT and DAY - Trailer
Ginger Jolie Peels off Her Purple Lingerie
RATT: You're in Love LIVE at Hard Rock Hell 3
Angel Dark in a Tiny Black Thong
Techno Dancing Kid Impresses The Bud Girls
PLAYBOY's Chelse Medley loses her Lace Lingerie
GUN: Word Up Live at Hard Rock Hell 3
FOUNDRY CAMS: Deck The Halls With Lovely Ladies

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