Traffic Stop Gets Nasty, New video from TRAPT, Angelina Jolie at Comic-Con, Paris Hilton Naked AGAIN, New Trailers for TRON and SAW 3D, Rachel Starr, Leanne Crow, and Hayley Marie get Nude

Summer weekend = Say good-bye to your pants! and say HELLO to the trio of lonely married ladies at the beach

Women like this don't go to the beach unaccompanied unless they want some company, ya know? Reserve the motel room and stock up on booze NOW.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

want to hitch a ride on the express bus to jail? Punch a Cop in the Face during a routine traffic stop:

Just like this genius in Ohio, who is a private security guard... with one hell of a short fuse, evidently.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Angelina Jolie is at Comic-Con in a tight leather outfit promoting 'SALT' (WWTDD)

and WHY is this a big deal? because after we saw how hot she is WITH clothes on, we spent an hour looking at her nude movie scenes on Mr Skin. That's WHY.


Paris Hilton is taking her clothes off ...Again (Drunken Stepfather)

Can you believe the only reason we know who this chick is because of a night-vision homemade sex tape? yes. We can, actually.
Comic Con Video: David Hasselhoff's Party Bus (FilmDrunk)

Wherever Danni Kalifornia moves, we shall follow... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)

SALT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

18 Mad Men Inspired Design Ideas (DesignCrave)

Hillary Scott used to be blond, now she's a brunette, but her boobs are still huge and she's still really naked (Dailyniner)

Want your 15 mins of fame? Join the Life in a Day Movement (The Campus Socialte)

My code word for taking the dog on a walk… (Dave and Thomas)

Madison and Prinzzess are Blond, Bisexual, Busty, and.... wait, what were we saying? (z0d)

8 toys and activities of your childhood that you can still enjoy as an adult (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

The new TRAPT album isn't coming out until October, but the video for "Sound Off" just dropped, and the song is available on iTunes:

Enjoy an angst-filled video and download some TRAPT, madam.

Now, since Comic-Con is going on in San Diego, a glut of new film trailers has hit the web. One of our favorites is hands-down The second TRON: LEGACY Trailer:

Digitally de-aged Jeff Bridges will make your inner-geek sing.

Why does this woman look so worried? She's about to be butchered in the latest edition to the SAW franchise - in 3D, no less:

Now, even though the filmmakers have said SAW 3D will be the FINAL movie in the franchise, we're willing to bet you it isn't... and the Goddamn thing keeps going...and going...and going.

From TRAPT and Trailers, we transition to... tremendous tits!

This busty British babe is Leanne Crow...and she's got 34HH-sized boobs:

yes, that's "HH" as in Holy Hell! Those Hooters are HUGE! (well, now that would be 'HHHH', wouldn't it?).

Tight and trim adult starlet Rachel Starr has an amazing ass:

It's the kind of ass you'd be willing to eat ice cream out of just like this lucky boy. Ice cream, indeed.

Back to Britain, we take a look at Hayley Marie, who is stripping naked by the stairs:

Her bra must be really itchy, because she takes that thing off like it's on fire. and no one wants Hayley to burn her boobes. Here, let us help you with that, Hayley.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Thursday Links: BMW Burnout Fail, Formerly Famous Funbags, Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp??? KISS in a London Nightclub, TRIVIUM digs GOD OF WAR, Vale

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

So, uhh... if you're going to be doing donuts with your buddy in his cheesy yellow BMW...




Buckle up, or... fall out and get run over.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





These boobs were famous for five minutes (Drunken Stepfather)



This is going to be tough...considering the only thing you'll remember are her boobs... and maybe a song.





Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are having an affair! (no they are NOT) (WWTDD)



Also... Angelina Jolie's Boobs are AMAZING (yes they ARE)



Top Ten Supercars of the Last Decade (Bullz-Eye)



Raylene Richards goes by many names. We just call her 'Bosoms' (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Stay Awake for 72 Hours Straight (The Campus Throne)



Daisy West sends our Peter North... get it? (z0d)



100 pictures of Rachel Reynolds (The Price Is Right/Venus Model & WAG) (Don Chavez)



Kagney Linn Karter... 3 names. 2 huge boobs. (Dailyniner)



Finally, A Fight In Women's B'Ball (With Leather)



The Langugage of Johnny Depp Mash-Up (Moviefone)



Obamourage - We Are So Screwed (atom)



DIE: HARDLY WORKING (College Humor)



30 Pictures of Dogs in Costumes (Banned In Hollywood)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

The guys in TRVIUM released a track exclusively for GOD OF WAR III:



...and that's just a picture of a TV...with GOD OF WAR III on it.

Putting KISS in a tiny club in London...



Is like putting 100 wigs in a 5 wig bag. Get it? Wig reference?

Who knew you could use fishnets for something other than catching mackerel? Crissy Moran figured it out:



Well, for a minute or so. Then she loses the skirt.

Sometimes a gal just has to get free from her itchy bikini...



If your name is Valentina Vaughn then it happens A LOT.

Tired of the same old Barbie doll-looking types? Say hi to DORS FELINE.



Busty, British, Tattooed, Multi-colored hair, alterna-rock girl who isn't the least bit shy. For those of you who need something different.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Friday Links: Weekend Flings, The HumanCar, Jaywalking Granny vs Cyclist, AnnaLynne McCord, Angelina Jolie in Paris, New 'Nightmare on Elm Street'

It's a very snowy weekend in some parts of the country...get snowed in with a fun new friends:



You know, the kind of friends you're not married to.

Because while you're spending the night with those gals:



Your girl is getting bent over a table... by the Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The HumanCar, the Human-Powered-Car is on the horizon:




...and apparently we're all going to be commuting like Fred Flintstone in the future.

A jaywalking British woman is gabbing on her cell phone, when she encounters a young cyclist:




Well, we should clarify...an ANGRY young cyclist who almost slammed right into her. Her granny panties probably smell like fear and crap.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





AnnaLynne McCord is All Hype (Drunken Stepfather)



Then again...how could someone with a hiney like this be all hype? We're torn.





Angelina Jolie is FANTASTIC...in Paris (WWTDD)



Speaking of 'FANTASTIC'... Look at Angelina Jolie's BOOOOOOBIES!



2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



there is NADA more sexy than PLAYBOY babe NADIA MOORE (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Tell When Your Meat is Done. Without Slicing it Open (The Bachelor Guy)



Faith Leon shows us her black & white, artsy side in this pictorial (z0d)



Greg Giraldo on Olympic Stories (atom)



Tori Black shows off her fine front AND back (Dailyniner)



The 25 Most Unfortunate City & Town Names In The World (Manofest)



A Tribute to Full Metal Jacket’s Private Pyle (Gunaxin)



Five Guys You Will Find in Every College Lecture (The Campus Throne)



Kitty Fart Cup is Kitty-licious! (Dave and Thomas)



This guy's face is AWESOME



16 Magnificent Cosplay Fails (UPROXX)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

No, it's not another smut video, it's the latest clip from MUDVAYNE, who just released this clip for "Beautiful and Strange":



No band. Just semi-nude people in graves, rolling around in dirt.

OOOH! The new trailer for A Nightmare on Elm Street - the remake is online:



More Freddy. More Extra-Crispy. More Better. We hope. Come on, Jackie Earle Haley... don't fuck this up.

This Hunarian Hottie named Zara knows her way around a kitchen:



Which is to say, she knows how to strip in high heels without slipping on linoleum.

and this hot li'l blondness is Sasha Von, and her bikini is getting in between us and her boobs:



off with you, evil bikini!!!.

Busty blond adult starley Shyla Stylez is stuffed into yellow lingerie.



for about...30 seconds... Then she gets way raunchy in the full-length clip.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Thursday Links: One more Day for Deviance, Dopey Robber vs Dye Pack, Tiger's Big Booby Mistress, NBC = WTF, New RATT music, Shadows Fall Does OZZY

Just keep saying it... "one more day... one more day...we only have to be good for one more day"



Morality is for suckers. Deviant behavior is for winners. Get on it, bub!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A chubby 50-ish woman robbed a bank in Wichita, Kansas:




...but the dye pack exploded, so now she's got to figure out how she's going to spend all those ink-soaked hundreds.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)





Tiger Woods' mistress "Big Boobs MaGee" on some Italian talk Show (Drunken Stepfather)



Loredana Jolie Ferriolo was a nude model for a while but that didn't work out, so she started humping Tiger Woods.





WTF is NBC doing? (WWTDD)



Featured Model: Karen Salas (Bullz-Eye)



Jack and JILL went up the hill. JILL has really big tits. (FreakshowPlanet)



The Super Bowl XLIV Guide For Boob-havers (Yep Yep)



Nadine has Nada Clothes On (z0d)



10 Worst Super Bowl Commercials of All-Time (Sports Pickle)



Shanda Michelle has really white hair...and she's got no clothes on (Daily Niner)



BIOSHOCK 2 Trailer features Big Sister on Daddy Action (GammaSquad)



5 jobs that Somehow Exist (FunnyCrave)



Maxim, AskMen and FHM's Top 100 Women Lists Dissected (Asylum)



Ten Gadgets Designed Specifically for Lazy People (Gunaxin)



Hot Chick Time Machine: Heather Thomas


I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

What's this? New music from RATT? Yes indeedy. Get yer party hats on, kids!



C'mon. You got a boner. Admit it. Don't hide it. Be proud. Show it to your mom.

and if that is soooo not your thing, how's about a video of the guys in SHADOWS FALL doing some classic OZZY OSBOURNE:



Swing and a miss? Hmmm... OK, let's shift gears a little....

We stared at this video of Aria Giovanni for 30 minutes trying to think of something witty to say:



We failed. It's mathematically impossible to be funny while watching Aria Giovanni roll around naked fondling herself.

Aaaand as long as we're talking tits... check out Candice Cardinele trying to stay packed into a bra:



She's not doing too good.... not that we mind, of course.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke/b> made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



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Wednesday Links: Holiday Hump-Day Humpathon, Techno dancing kid, RATT and GUN live in the UK, Knight and Day Trailer, Ginger Jolie, Angel Dark, Chelse Medley

 

Happy Christmas Eve...Eve...everyone. What could be better than these two girls opening this box...

... and YOU being inside! Married, Shmarried. Treat yourself!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

With dance moves like this...

...this kid is going to be getting more ass than a toilet seat in NO time.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your frown, however, is. Cheer up, Grinch. It's the Holiday Season!

Pam Anderson's Face is looking weathered.
(Drunken Stepfather)
We'd like to remember Pamela from her sex tape days. Waaaa-hoo!

Jocelyn is covering up her crotch. What's the point? (z0d)

Movies of the Millenium (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones is giving herself a frontal cheerleader wedgie (Daily Niner)

Derrick Roland's Leg Injury Video will make you scream (BusterSports)

Playboy Playmate Sasckya Porto. Weird Fuckin' Name. Amazing Ass. (FreakshowPlanet)

Win yourself a Bacon Salt Sampler (Don Chavez)

The Twelve Cats Of Christmas (Warming Glow)

Yeah, This Rugby Star Is Obviously Gay (With Leather)

Romano Sings: A Ray Romano Christmas (atom)

Angry Grandpa Ruins Christmas (College Humor)

Santa's Slay Opening Scene (Heavy)

Holy Shit! A totally random ad for hot single older women!

How's that for subtle??? You're lonley. She's lonely. Whatcha waitin' for?!?!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your grudge-holding will keep you in a perpetual state of misery. Sucks to be you, don't it?)

This Slovakian beauty with the outstanding ass is Angel Dark. She's not fond of clothing

She's also fond of getting totally naked and touching herself. CLICK IT.

Two great names that go great together... it's Ginger Jolie!

...and she's not a fan of holding back either

Whoa boy. Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are in a movie we have seen before:

... it's called Knight and Day. Only Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz weren't in it the last dozen times we saw it.

Long before KORN did a cover of "Word Up" by CAMEO...

A Scottish band GUN recorded a similar version for the Barb Wire Soundtrack. Yeah, we're FULL of useless knowledge.

at the very same show (Hard Rock Hell 3) in the UK, RATT (well the 2009 version) hit the stage and did "You're In Love".

The band's new disc, Infestation will be out in 2010.

from bands, right back to boobies, we salute PLAYBOY's Fresh-faced Chelse Medley.

She's from Florida. She likes sleeping naked. and you really should click this thing here to see what else she likes to do.

It's time for another FOUNDRY CAMS Christmas compilation! We turned to our pal GARY HOEY, who gave us "Deck The Halls" to use in this clip, and then we got some amazing Holiday-themed videos from Shanelle, Countess, Alanna, Layla, Wanda, and Jessica Klein. We mashed 'em together and got this great Christmas video, loaded with hot cam-babe asses.

CLICK THE PIC AND ENJOY SOME HOLIDAY HINEYS!

(and now to recap... because we can't remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone five minutes ago)

Hurry up and get that hot Cougar's phone number, because you should be looking at what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

KNIGHT and DAY - Trailer
Ginger Jolie Peels off Her Purple Lingerie
RATT: You're in Love LIVE at Hard Rock Hell 3
Angel Dark in a Tiny Black Thong
Techno Dancing Kid Impresses The Bud Girls
PLAYBOY's Chelse Medley loses her Lace Lingerie
GUN: Word Up Live at Hard Rock Hell 3
FOUNDRY CAMS: Deck The Halls With Lovely Ladies

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