Another Tranformers 3 Accident, Silver painted hiney, Aaron Lewis Reprimands, Sully Erna throws Microphones, Helloween asks Are You Metal? Shyla Stylez, Alanah Rae, Janessa Brazil get very friendly

Hey there! Might we interest you in some beginning-of-week debauchery? yeah, we thought so. Take a look at these frisky young things:

Who cares if they have boyfriends? No boyfriend in room = no attachments. They're all of age.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your clothing keeps increasing, and that's pretty upsetting, dontcha think?)

Bumblebee transformed into a crumpled piece of twisted metal:

They're making a new TRANSFORMERS movie... and they might just finish it if they could stop crashing cars and sending people to the Emergency Room.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Aw shit, we lied...this IS terrible:

Whose silver-covered rump is going to be in W Magazine? (Drunken Stepfather)

We could tell you but you probably already know... she's got a thing for black dudes and videotaping her sessions with them. Give up yet? Hope not.

The Insane Genius of Wesley Willis (UPROXX)

Julia crown is a Royal Piece of Ass (Freakshow Planet)

The best of the first year of Guyism (Guyism)

A Chat with Jim Breuer (Bullz-Eye)

Ann Marie Le Sante... Lots of names. One amazing body (z0d)

Ariel has dark red hair and umm... uhh...wow, what were we saying? (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you get winded walking from your car to the front door. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday)

Kids, if you're going to see STAIND singer Aaron Lewis, be sure to keep your conversations to a dull roar:

Or he'll stop playing and reprimand you just like when you were in high school.

moving on to a fellow Mass-hole, SULLY ERNA FROM GODSMACK is out on tour (get those tickets) and throwing mic stands like a loon:

Why not go see GODSMACK On tour with DROWNING POOL and FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH, and ask Sully politely not throw a mic stand at your head.

The band is promoting their latest album, The Oracle:

...and of course Sully just released his solo album Avalon, which is, to put it mildly, mellow as hell:

Our German buddies in HELLOWEEN want to know "Are You Metal?":

The girls with the bear traps on their heads seem to think they are VERY metal.

Be on the lookout for the band's new album 7 Sinners


From metal, we sliiiide on over to... MELONS! cuz that's what we do...

Busty beautiful Alanah Rae and Shyla Stylez start off in the ring beating the stuffing out of one another:

But after a few minutes fighting turned into a very friendly game of 'touch my no-no spot'. We love when girls are friendly to one another.

Busty Brazilian Janessa Brazil (nice name, right?) has a friend named ... Idelsy? (yeah, we don't get it either)

They're both wrapped in tight lace lingerie, but not for long, folks! They get awfully fond of one another and we love when that happens.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Bioshock Infinite Gameplay Demo, New Videos from GODSMACK's Sully Erna and ALICE IN CHAINS, Sunny Leone doesn't like her tight dress, Busty PLAYBOY babes Lara Leverence and Julianna Reed

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

The only thing 'Terrible' about this ten minute-long clip of BioShock Infinite is that the game doesn't come out until 2012:

Video game geeks around the globe are going to need to purchase larger trousers to hide their massive boners after seeing this clip. Yaaaay Geek Boners.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose spicy Latina hiney in a dress is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

and we're NOT gonna give you any hints no KIDS, you'll have to get this one on your own... *cough* SIN CITY *ahem* CLERKS 2... nope! Not saying shit about this one.

Problem Solving (Flowchart) (Fork Party)

Brittany Nicole. Two First Names. One Outstanding Body (Freakshow Planet)

TV Premiere Week Interviews (Bullz-Eye)

Brandi Bryant is totally naked, wearing a big-ass Sombrero (z0d)

The 20 Worst Children’s Book Covers (HEAVY)

Cody Love LOVES being naked...and we love her for it (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

The new video from ALICE IN CHAINS has everything a music video needs:

Garbage and Nudity. You get those and BAM! You got a hit!

Our buddy SULLY ERNA from GODSMACK has a new solo album out:

and it's just the kind of music you'd want to have handy when burning a witch... or summoning a spirit.

From Somber Singing to ...boobs swinging (that's the best we can do)

Sultry adult starlet Sunny Leone looks very uncomfortable in the start of this clip:

It's because her dress is WAY too tight! Thank GOD she flings off that cumbersome clothing!!

Large-breasted PLAYBOY hottie Lara Leverence lives a clothing-optional life:

We have NO problem with this. Off with you, vile clothing!

speaking of heavy-breasted PLAYBOY dipshits...err, girls... have a look-see at Julianna Reed:

She was born in the Ukraine, now lives in Iowa, and ... take yer Goddamn shirt off!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Face vs. Bumper, Thai Hooker Brawl, Kendra Sex Tape, Liz Hurley and Friends, GODSMACK on Tonight Show, Rob Zombie Uses a lot of Pyro, PLAYBOY's Mallory Adams and Samantha Get Naked

Happy Wednesday, or 'Hump day' as the Navajo Indians call it... why not spend some extramarital time with someone you're not married to?

Humping strangers is precisely why it's called 'Hump Day'. Monogamy is for suckers...start having some fun, whydontcha?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

Tripping and falling is embarrassing enough...


Tripping, falling, and smashing your teeth against a van bumper... and having it caught on video is TRULY humiliating.

Who needs the UFC when you can just go to Thailand and watch hookers beat the snot out of one another?


We were going to make a small-boys-in-Thailand reference, but one prostitution reference is enough, dontcha think?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Hey-O! Kendra Has A Sex Tape! (WWTDD)

It was only a matter of time Considering how often she's shown off her naked ass in the past.


Elizabeth Hurley is with some other...women (Drunken Stepfather)

Elizabeth Hurley is without...her clothes... see, cuz we're umm... dirtbags.

'Batman 3' Takes Wing July 2012 (MovieFone)

Tori Black Has Totally Bailed on Her Clothes (Freakshow Planet)

Summer Movie Preview (Bullz-Eye)

PLAYBOY's Aden Bianco Makes Wicker Look Sexy (Dailyniner)

Does Paramount Need to Spend $100M for 'Iron Man 2' Marketing? (Popeater)

Diesel's Iron Man Cologne Smells Like Justice (The Bachelor Guy)

Top 5 Things You Need To Accomplish On Cinco De Mayo (The Campus Socialite)

Cassidy Can Come over and Play...with herself...any day (z0d)

20 Videos That Define The Fanboy Phenomenon (UPROXX)

Facebook Captcha Gone Wrong (Video Gone Viral)

7 Vacations That Might Get You Killed (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

The only person who doesn't think GODSMACK's new single isn't about MOTLEY CRUE's Nikki Sixx..

... is Nikki Sixx. Crue Fest 2 was not a pleasant experience for Sully Erna of GODSMACK apparently. GODSMACK's new album, 'The Oracle' is on sale now.

It's nice to see ROB ZOMBIE running around on stage surrounded by ten foot flames:

Do they even have fire marshalls in Vancouver? The 'Gruesome Twosome' Tour is going on now, so get your tickets before these two burn something down

From Heavy Metal to Hot Ass...

Glasses never looked so sexy as they do on PLAYBOY babe Mallory Adams:

OK, well it's not just glasses. The boobs are nice too.

24 year-old sexy Czech Brunette Samantha is relieving herself of cumbersome clothing:

Screw the fancy editing, and get to the hardcore stuff!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

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Friday Links: Crazy Romanian Lady, KNIGHT and DAY international trailer, Courteney Cox Cheating, Tila Tequila is Boring, GODSMACK's New video, Scott Stapp's Marlins Song, Rebecca Jessop and Kagney Lynn Carter

It's Friday! You know what that means, right? Time to be deviant!
Spend the weekend with a married person you just met online... you're both lonely. Do something about it.

Married - Shmarried! get yourself to the local hotel with a jacuzzi and a bottle of booze and don't come out till Monday morning.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

This crazy screaming Romanian Woman is holding up traffic...


That is, until a local cabbie steps in and gives her the business!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The international trailer for the upcoming KNIGHT and DAY shows us a bit more of Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz getting knocked around:


Have we seen this movie before? Yeah, probably. Will we wind up seeing this one? Yeah, probably.


Is Courteney Cox Cheating? Hey, why not? (WWTDD)

Does Courteney Cox look outstanding without clothes on?...oh abso-fucking-lutely.


Tila Tequila is f*cking boring (Drunken Stepfather)

Except for her boobs...Tila's only redeeming quality.

Credit or Debit? 8 Tips for Saving Money and Covering Your Ass When Shopping Online (The Bachelor Guy)

A Chat With Hugh Hefner (Bullz-Eye)

Veronica Ricci must have itchy undies; they don't stay on for very long at all (Freakshow Planet)

Melany C is Shackled in Chains...and nothing else (Dailyniner)

Fox News Sexes Up Steven Seagal Sex-Slave Coverage (Asylum)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT (Asylum)

45 Demotivational Posters That Are Actually Funny (ForkParty)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

When Should you Use a Taser? (UPROXX)

Nic Cage Buys Pyramid-Shaped Tomb in New Orleans (FilmDrunk)

What the Hell is this guy Doing??? (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends in GODSMACK have a new video for "Cryin' Like a Bitch", packed with multiple MMA fighters:

The band's new disc, The Oracle is set to hit stores on May 4, 2010 via Universal Republic Records.

CREED frontman Scott Stapp wrote and recorded a Florida Marlins song:

It's called "Marlins Will Fly" and it's um...well, ah... hmm.

From rock to racks...

Busty British brunette Rebecca Jessop is rolling around in the grass in a snazzy snakeskin suit:

How many snakes had to die senselessly to make an outfit to cover her J-Cup breasts? The world may never know.

Time for a chest rub...

Beautiful blond Kagney Lynn Carter gets a massage from a creepy masseuse:

Of course, it's not long until Kagney Lynn gets totally into it, so the guy must have a solid rap.

Busty Los Angeles-based, Uruguayan adult starlet Sienna West is anything but shy:

Just ask the lucky cameraman who Sienna went down on aggressively...He'll give you the scoop.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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