Friday Links: Crazy Romanian Lady, KNIGHT and DAY international trailer, Courteney Cox Cheating, Tila Tequila is Boring, GODSMACK's New video, Scott Stapp's Marlins Song, Rebecca Jessop and Kagney Lynn Carter

It's Friday! You know what that means, right? Time to be deviant!
Spend the weekend with a married person you just met online... you're both lonely. Do something about it.

Married - Shmarried! get yourself to the local hotel with a jacuzzi and a bottle of booze and don't come out till Monday morning.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

This crazy screaming Romanian Woman is holding up traffic...


That is, until a local cabbie steps in and gives her the business!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The international trailer for the upcoming KNIGHT and DAY shows us a bit more of Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz getting knocked around:


Have we seen this movie before? Yeah, probably. Will we wind up seeing this one? Yeah, probably.


Is Courteney Cox Cheating? Hey, why not? (WWTDD)

Does Courteney Cox look outstanding without clothes on?...oh abso-fucking-lutely.


Tila Tequila is f*cking boring (Drunken Stepfather)

Except for her boobs...Tila's only redeeming quality.

Credit or Debit? 8 Tips for Saving Money and Covering Your Ass When Shopping Online (The Bachelor Guy)

A Chat With Hugh Hefner (Bullz-Eye)

Veronica Ricci must have itchy undies; they don't stay on for very long at all (Freakshow Planet)

Melany C is Shackled in Chains...and nothing else (Dailyniner)

Fox News Sexes Up Steven Seagal Sex-Slave Coverage (Asylum)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT (Asylum)

45 Demotivational Posters That Are Actually Funny (ForkParty)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

When Should you Use a Taser? (UPROXX)

Nic Cage Buys Pyramid-Shaped Tomb in New Orleans (FilmDrunk)

What the Hell is this guy Doing??? (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends in GODSMACK have a new video for "Cryin' Like a Bitch", packed with multiple MMA fighters:

The band's new disc, The Oracle is set to hit stores on May 4, 2010 via Universal Republic Records.

CREED frontman Scott Stapp wrote and recorded a Florida Marlins song:

It's called "Marlins Will Fly" and it's um...well, ah... hmm.

From rock to racks...

Busty British brunette Rebecca Jessop is rolling around in the grass in a snazzy snakeskin suit:

How many snakes had to die senselessly to make an outfit to cover her J-Cup breasts? The world may never know.

Time for a chest rub...

Beautiful blond Kagney Lynn Carter gets a massage from a creepy masseuse:

Of course, it's not long until Kagney Lynn gets totally into it, so the guy must have a solid rap.

Busty Los Angeles-based, Uruguayan adult starlet Sienna West is anything but shy:

Just ask the lucky cameraman who Sienna went down on aggressively...He'll give you the scoop.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Wednesday Links: Geeks Explaining LOST, Biden Explaining AVATAR, Deep-Throating Bananas, Pam Anderson is Old, Cameron Diaz is holding up

What is it about this show LOST we keep hearing about? Sounds kinda popular... Here's some LOST geeks from AOL TV to break it all down:

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Ladies and gentlemen, our Vice President, Joe Biden attempts to explain AVATAR:




Wouldn't it be cool if Andrea Mitchell jumped out of her seat and screamed "BULLSHITTER!"... no?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your perpetural whining is really irritating the shit out of us, so how's about removing your larynx with a spork?)

Everyone meet Miranda. She's deep-throating two bananas, side-by-side, simultaneously::




In other words...she's a KEEPER! You have to love those girls who can deep-throat, don't you?

Pamela Anderson isn't quite the draw she used to be (WWTDD)



We prefer to remember Pamela Anderson (Lee) in her prime...gobble gobble gobble..





Cameron Diaz's Ass is Holding Up Nicely (Drunken Stepfather)



and now journey back in time with us and reflect on Cameron Diaz's Ass...cuz what else you got going on?



10 of the sexiest movie posters of all-time (Bullz-Eye)



Jamie Lynn has lucious lips...hips...and something else that rhymes with nips... (FreakshowPlanet)



Proof That It's Gone Too Far: Cats & Dogs In 3D (FilmDrunk)



Lupe Fuentes has a Loopy Name and a ... a... holy crap, look at that hiney. (z0d)



The 8 Super Bowl Party Guests You Must Avoid (Guyism)



Sarah Slides out of her Dental-Floss-Sized Bikini (Daily Niner)



Top 10: Political Famewhores (Apoliticus)



What Your Facebook Celebrity Lookalike Says About You (FunnyCrave)



The 20 Worst Boob Jobs (HEAVY)



The Best Lingerie Football Play Evah


I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

It's a classic Grammy Awards "WTF?!?!" moment as METALLICA misses out on their Grammy Award in favor of...JETHRO TULL?!?!



Nice hair on ALICE COOPER and LITA FORD, by the way.

Why is the lovely Jana Defi taking a bubble bath with her shirt on?



So she can tear it apart and yank it off! Duh.

Speaking of busty bitches, check out the 40E-sized chest on Ewa Sonnet:



yeah, you read that right. 40E. She could sell them by the pound and retire... and then pay for all the plastic surgery she'd need... *rimshot*

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke/b> made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



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FOUNDRY CAMS: She's a WHOOTY

What is a "Whooty", you ask? According to EDUBB, it's "a white girl with a booty", so in order to make this video as accurate as possible, we're showcasing our FOUNDRY CAMS girls Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation. Of course, we also enjoy watching women's asses. You know, because that's fun. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing.

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

Special thanks to EDUBB and our buddy Chris for the song.

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

(and since we like shameless promotion as much as the next fella)

if you want to get your paws on some of the cool designs our girls were wearing, you can get them all at X-Rated Shirts!

Get an official 'Fuck Me' logo shirt/hoodie/tee/cammie - on sale now!

Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

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Wednesday Links: Your Hot Ass Secretary, Bashed up Monitor, Loaded with Links, ALICE IN CHAINS live, Teen Kasia, Paris, and Marketa self love

Hot-ass secretaries were meant to be fooled around with:

This hot-ass secretary was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with secretaries.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know, Dance Dance Revolution is frustrating:

But it's not worth smashing your computer over. Or IS it?

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)

Katy Perry's sense of humor sucks worse than her spelling (Drunken Stepfather)

Zdenka Podkapova is so...very...topless (z0d)

Guest Model: Valentina Vaughn (Bullz-Eye)

Extravagant And Unusual Requests By Hotel Guests (DJMICK)

Madison Scott has a Fountain shooting up her butt crack (Daily Niner)

15 Awful Car Tattoos

Laughter Yoga - Laugh yourself Healthy (URLEsque)

Kayaker Plunges 186 Feet in World Record Stunt (Asylum)

7 Music Video Games That Need to be Made Right Now (I Heart Chaos)

Drunk Celebrities - A Gallery (Banned In Hollywood)

Maine Codfish Race Erupts Into Brawl (Don Chavez)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

Everyone say hello to Teen Kasia the stripping nurse:

As you might imagine, Teen Kasia is a teen. She is NOT, however, a nurse. The shoes are a dead giveaway.

The lovely Paris is playing with an ice cube:

That, friends... is the luckiest...ice...cube...EVER.

And this, folks, is Marketa Belonoha:

She's Czech. She's naked. She's rubbing herself with lotion. That is ALL the information you need.

From boobs, we move to bands, with NEW music from ALICE IN CHAINS:

That's "A Looking In View" LIVE in Detroit. Beeeyotch.

(Once again, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


You get THIS video, dammit.
CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

Angry DDR Gamer Smashes Monitor
Marketa Belonoha Bathroom Rub Down
ALICE IN CHAINS: 'A Looking In View' LIVE in Detroit
Teen Kasia The Stripping Nurse
Mattress Dominoes World Record Attempt
Paris Plays With a Very Lucky Ice Cube

 

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Tuesday Links: Damn The Dancing Bear, Clumsy Pageant Host, Lots Of Links, KISS Unmasked, Machine Head Unconscious, Jenny Poussin, Sara Stone, and Alex

Your girl went to a bachelorette party and came home drunk, sticky, and (maybe) knocked up:

Damn you Dancing Bear!

Don't get mad at her, just have an affair with a hot-ass MILF...

Divorced women and cougars make the best hook-up partners, don't they.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Czech actor Jan Kraus had a whoopsie at the Miss Slovakia 2009 pageant:

That would be the END of the stage you fell through, Jan...

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)

Tara Reid in a Yellow Bikini (We still liked her better when she was getting naked all the time.)

Nika Noir is Naughty In Lace (z0d)

(500) Days of Summer - Review (Bullz-Eye)

The Cleveland Cavaliers dance team held auditions (Epic Carnival)

Sasha Grey and the luckiest vibrator EVER (Daily Niner)

Peter Pan Got Married (URLesque)

Legend Of Neil - Season 2 (atom)

8 Videos Of Idiots Being Owned By Ladders (BigStupidIdiot)

Sea Lion Dies of Sex Exhaustion ... or Does He? (LemonDrop)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

Large-breasted adult starlet Sara Stone isn't afraid to eat a turkey sandwich on camera:

She also isn't afraid to take one up the keyster. Atta Girl, Sara!

Check out fitness Model Jenny Poussin:

That is one VERY VERY lucky exercise ball.

From babes, we move on to blockbusters...or games based on blockbusters:

Listen. IRON MAN is real. Period. End of Discussion.

And from Blockbuster games to Bands, we check out Gene, Eric, Tommy, and NOT Paul from KISS:

Unmasked for the first time since 1995.

Phil Demmel from MACHINE HEAD passed out on stage in Finland:

..and it's not the first time this has happened, either.

(Once again, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


You get THIS video, dammit.
CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

IRON MAN 2 - Game Trailer
Alexis Strips out of Her Stockings and Lingerie
KISS: 'Deuce' LIVE and Unmasked at Comic Con
Sara Stone Eats a Sandwich and Shows off Her Boobs
Jan Kraus Falls Through Stage at The Miss Slovakia 2009 Pageant
Cleo Banks Sexy Striptease
MACHINE HEAD Guitarist Passes Out in Finland
Jenny Poussin and The Exercise Ball

 

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Monday Links: Live Bait Machine, Uppity Convict Gets Tased, Lots Of Links, TRON Legacy and SAW 6 Trailers, Veronika Simon and Angela McLin Get Naked

You never know what you're going to find when you spend the weekend in Northeast PA:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Live Bait Vending Machine, outside of a convenience store. Of course, we posted it to Zannel

If this is what the room looked like BEFORE you spent the weekend hammering away at your married co-worker...

Then give yourself a few hundred pats on the back. Just make sure you cleaned the handprints off the mirror. No evidence, remember?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Mommy, why did the nice man in the orange jumpsuit get tased?

Because, sweety. He was uppity. Well, that and he was a shackled convict running after a lawyer in a courtroom.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your issue with authority is, so why not learn to adapt, Chester.)

Tara Reid loves (pointing at) booze ('Memba when Tara Reid was getting naked all the time? We do.)

Diana Doll is Damn Sexy in Fishnets (z0d)

Create and Send your own insult E-card! (Bullz-Eye)

Camel vs Car! (DJMICK)

Cassia Riley Can't Keep Her Clothes On (Daily Niner)

8 Bit Thuggin' (I Heart Chaos)

Fictional TV Bars Where We Most want to Grab a Beer

Snut Before The Internet

10 Surefire Ways to Predict the Winner of a Boxing Match or Bar Fight (The Bachelor Guy)

Best of Yahoo Answers: Ass Babies (Whip It Out Comedy)

Screenshots of the other videos in Goblazers1 Daily Motion account (Don Chavez)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your piss-poor attitude is going to prevent you from meeting any women...especially cute ones)

Texas-born PLAYBOY hottie Angela McLin has a religious objection to tight clothes:

Our objection is more broad...not religious in nature. We just hate women in clothes.

Super-fit blonde hotness Veronika Simon is touching herself on the bed:

Which is EXACTLY what we'd be doing if we were allowed near her. Stupid restraining order.

From babes, we move on to blockbusters...kinda, with another addition to the SAW film franchise:

Jigsaw is still alive (How? We dunno)... and another group of schlubs isn't, as usual.

OK, those of you who remember TRON raise your hands:

Jeff Bridges is back, and the light cycles look...well, 25 years more-gooder.

(Once again, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


You get THIS video, dammit.
CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

Take a break from messing around with your sister-in-law and stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

TRON LEGACY - Teaser Trailer
Angela McLin Pulls Her 32D Breasts from Her Red Dress
SAW 6 Red Band Trailer
Veronika Simon Nude On The Bed
Percy Allen Phillips Tased in Courtroom
Danielle Pulls Out Her Boobs In Public
Brilliant Comments at the Santa Cruz City Council Meeting

 

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Friday Links: It's Gonna be a Sans-Pants Weekend with the Dancing Bear, Korean Parliament Catfight, Lots O' Linkage, MÖTLEY CRÜE singer ass-plant, Angela Taylor, Lela Star and Lorna Morgan

Friday is finally here! The weekend approaches. You know what that means! Pants = optional.

This sexy big booty girl on the motel bed is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with big booty girls on motel beds. They're a proud organization and need your support.

For you ladies, no need to feel left out. The Dancing Bear is here for you.

...and he'll be dangling his privates in your face and dunking them in your drink tonight when you go out with the girls

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Working in the South Korean Parliament looks like a fun gig, don't it?

Ladies, ladies, LADIES... get a handle on yourselves, would you PLEASE?

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your sense of entitlement is, bitch-boy...you'll grow up one day.)

Milla Jovovich is a Tad Mannish (But she has been known to look really great naked on occasion)

Crystal Klein in Kind Of Hot... OK, she's VERY hot (z0d)

10 Ways Hillary Clinton Can Prove She's Still Secretary of State, Dammit (Veto Corleone)

College Majors Ranked On Chance Of Losing Virginity (Whip It Out Comedy)

20 Posterizing Dunks That Make LeBron James' Tape Seem Cavalier

Adam McKay Wants You To Watch "The Voice"

Jelena Jensen and Shay Laren Make a Sexy Sandwich (Daily Niner)

Boobs Make Great Beer Holders

Hit My Baby One More Time (College Humor)

MacGyver Loves Nude Children

When Nerds Seek Mates (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have to lie to women to get them to pay attention to you. Just be you, meat tits)

Sexy Cuban-born adult starlet Lela Star can't seem to keep her shirt on:

We sympathize... so we're taking off our pants.

California cutie Angela Taylor is feeling herself up on the couch:

What a coincidence! We were doing the same shit about ten minutes ago. Only not as sexy.

What could be better than seeing Busty Brit Lorna Morgan topless?

How's about six minutes of it? Yeah, that's pretty cool.

From racks, we move to rock...basically at CRUE FEST 2 where if you were lucky you saw Vince Neil fall on his ass:

Rock on, Vinnie. Don't let that li'l slip and the ensuing pointing-and-laughing bother you.

(Sticking with the rock, let's check in with our ass-tastic cam girls and check out what their shaking ass to)

What do you get when you mix ten girls from FOUNDRY CAMS and music from glam-metal parody band STEEL PANTHER?


You get THIS video, dammit.
CLICK CAMERON AND GIANNA's HINEYS AND CHECK OUT THE CLIP!

After you get done messing around with your friend's hot mom stop on over to the MEDIA SECTION:

Lorna Morgan Hauls Out Her Heavy Hooters
MÖTLEY CRÜE: Vince Neil Slips and Falls On Stage During 'Dr Feelgood'
Angela Taylor Feels Herself Up
South Korean Parliament Fight
Lela Star Topless Montage

 

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