Sexy Valentine's Day, Arrogant Biker, New WHITESNAKE and FOO FIGHTERS, Old VINNIE VINCENT, Angie Savage in a TuTu

To hell with Valentine's Day... we just found out that it's Mistress Day!:

What a wonderful concept! Now go get yourself a mistress. Or wait until next year, Chesterfield.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Mee the world's most arrogant biker and the world's most irritated police officer:

How the HELL is going to talk his way out of this one.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


Say, whose massive cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



101 Singles with 101 Great Date Ideas -- Proof that all the good ones aren't taken (How About We)

Nessa is Nice and Nekkid (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Valentine's Day Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

Jessica Lynn is Just Awesome (z0d)

Jaime Michelle is Jammed into a tight outfit...just barely an outfit (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

Grammys? Shmammmies! Who needs 'em when you have a new WHITESNAKE video:

Is it just us, or does David Coverdale look more and more like an old lady?

Speaking of videos, FOO FIGHTERS recruited God, err... Lemmy from MOTORHEAD... for their latest old-school-looking video:

Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God? HA! trick question. Lemmy IS God!

and just because we LOOOOOVE tooling on Vinnie Vincent, here's an extended Vinnie solo from March, 1984:

Apparently, one of Vinnie's most wonderful (sarcasm intended) was his inability to stop soloing during his time with KISS. Paul Stanley used to get majorly pissed off.

as long as we're talking about KISS, check out what CURRENT guitarist Tommy Thayer was doing in Las Vegas with STEEL PANTHER:

Oddly enough, he was playing "Lick it Up", which was released during the Vinnie Vincent era of KISS. Of COURSE we worked Vinnie in AGAIN. Why WOULDN'T we?

From big-ass bands, we saunter over to blondes with big asses:

Check out the outfit that Angie Savage is wearing:

Pigtails? Pink tutu and a leather corset? Perhaps she's dressing that way specifically so she can get rid of that oddball outfit.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

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Friday Links: Crazy Romanian Lady, KNIGHT and DAY international trailer, Courteney Cox Cheating, Tila Tequila is Boring, GODSMACK's New video, Scott Stapp's Marlins Song, Rebecca Jessop and Kagney Lynn Carter

It's Friday! You know what that means, right? Time to be deviant!
Spend the weekend with a married person you just met online... you're both lonely. Do something about it.

Married - Shmarried! get yourself to the local hotel with a jacuzzi and a bottle of booze and don't come out till Monday morning.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

This crazy screaming Romanian Woman is holding up traffic...


That is, until a local cabbie steps in and gives her the business!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The international trailer for the upcoming KNIGHT and DAY shows us a bit more of Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz getting knocked around:


Have we seen this movie before? Yeah, probably. Will we wind up seeing this one? Yeah, probably.


Is Courteney Cox Cheating? Hey, why not? (WWTDD)

Does Courteney Cox look outstanding without clothes on?...oh abso-fucking-lutely.


Tila Tequila is f*cking boring (Drunken Stepfather)

Except for her boobs...Tila's only redeeming quality.

Credit or Debit? 8 Tips for Saving Money and Covering Your Ass When Shopping Online (The Bachelor Guy)

A Chat With Hugh Hefner (Bullz-Eye)

Veronica Ricci must have itchy undies; they don't stay on for very long at all (Freakshow Planet)

Melany C is Shackled in Chains...and nothing else (Dailyniner)

Fox News Sexes Up Steven Seagal Sex-Slave Coverage (Asylum)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT (Asylum)

45 Demotivational Posters That Are Actually Funny (ForkParty)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

When Should you Use a Taser? (UPROXX)

Nic Cage Buys Pyramid-Shaped Tomb in New Orleans (FilmDrunk)

What the Hell is this guy Doing??? (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends in GODSMACK have a new video for "Cryin' Like a Bitch", packed with multiple MMA fighters:

The band's new disc, The Oracle is set to hit stores on May 4, 2010 via Universal Republic Records.

CREED frontman Scott Stapp wrote and recorded a Florida Marlins song:

It's called "Marlins Will Fly" and it's um...well, ah... hmm.

From rock to racks...

Busty British brunette Rebecca Jessop is rolling around in the grass in a snazzy snakeskin suit:

How many snakes had to die senselessly to make an outfit to cover her J-Cup breasts? The world may never know.

Time for a chest rub...

Beautiful blond Kagney Lynn Carter gets a massage from a creepy masseuse:

Of course, it's not long until Kagney Lynn gets totally into it, so the guy must have a solid rap.

Busty Los Angeles-based, Uruguayan adult starlet Sienna West is anything but shy:

Just ask the lucky cameraman who Sienna went down on aggressively...He'll give you the scoop.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

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Wednesday Links: Holiday Hump-Day Humpathon, Techno dancing kid, RATT and GUN live in the UK, Knight and Day Trailer, Ginger Jolie, Angel Dark, Chelse Medley

 

Happy Christmas Eve...Eve...everyone. What could be better than these two girls opening this box...

... and YOU being inside! Married, Shmarried. Treat yourself!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

With dance moves like this...

...this kid is going to be getting more ass than a toilet seat in NO time.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your frown, however, is. Cheer up, Grinch. It's the Holiday Season!

Pam Anderson's Face is looking weathered.
(Drunken Stepfather)
We'd like to remember Pamela from her sex tape days. Waaaa-hoo!

Jocelyn is covering up her crotch. What's the point? (z0d)

Movies of the Millenium (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones is giving herself a frontal cheerleader wedgie (Daily Niner)

Derrick Roland's Leg Injury Video will make you scream (BusterSports)

Playboy Playmate Sasckya Porto. Weird Fuckin' Name. Amazing Ass. (FreakshowPlanet)

Win yourself a Bacon Salt Sampler (Don Chavez)

The Twelve Cats Of Christmas (Warming Glow)

Yeah, This Rugby Star Is Obviously Gay (With Leather)

Romano Sings: A Ray Romano Christmas (atom)

Angry Grandpa Ruins Christmas (College Humor)

Santa's Slay Opening Scene (Heavy)

Holy Shit! A totally random ad for hot single older women!

How's that for subtle??? You're lonley. She's lonely. Whatcha waitin' for?!?!

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your grudge-holding will keep you in a perpetual state of misery. Sucks to be you, don't it?)

This Slovakian beauty with the outstanding ass is Angel Dark. She's not fond of clothing

She's also fond of getting totally naked and touching herself. CLICK IT.

Two great names that go great together... it's Ginger Jolie!

...and she's not a fan of holding back either

Whoa boy. Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are in a movie we have seen before:

... it's called Knight and Day. Only Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz weren't in it the last dozen times we saw it.

Long before KORN did a cover of "Word Up" by CAMEO...

A Scottish band GUN recorded a similar version for the Barb Wire Soundtrack. Yeah, we're FULL of useless knowledge.

at the very same show (Hard Rock Hell 3) in the UK, RATT (well the 2009 version) hit the stage and did "You're In Love".

The band's new disc, Infestation will be out in 2010.

from bands, right back to boobies, we salute PLAYBOY's Fresh-faced Chelse Medley.

She's from Florida. She likes sleeping naked. and you really should click this thing here to see what else she likes to do.

It's time for another FOUNDRY CAMS Christmas compilation! We turned to our pal GARY HOEY, who gave us "Deck The Halls" to use in this clip, and then we got some amazing Holiday-themed videos from Shanelle, Countess, Alanna, Layla, Wanda, and Jessica Klein. We mashed 'em together and got this great Christmas video, loaded with hot cam-babe asses.

CLICK THE PIC AND ENJOY SOME HOLIDAY HINEYS!

(and now to recap... because we can't remember what happened five seconds ago, let alone five minutes ago)

Hurry up and get that hot Cougar's phone number, because you should be looking at what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

KNIGHT and DAY - Trailer
Ginger Jolie Peels off Her Purple Lingerie
RATT: You're in Love LIVE at Hard Rock Hell 3
Angel Dark in a Tiny Black Thong
Techno Dancing Kid Impresses The Bud Girls
PLAYBOY's Chelse Medley loses her Lace Lingerie
GUN: Word Up Live at Hard Rock Hell 3
FOUNDRY CAMS: Deck The Halls With Lovely Ladies

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Wednesday Links: Hump Day HumpFest, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Emergency Room Brawl, New KISS video, Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer, Naked Wakeboarding, Magen Lugo in the Bath

Happy Hump Day, folks. Spend some time loving thy neighbor this holiday season...Literally.

You know, just hanging around... doing laundry... flirting awkwardly and having torrid affairs. Go ask your married neighbor if you can borrow some detergent.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for COVER MY FACE and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Daria Glower and Rachel:

RateMyWOW: RACHEL
RateMyWOW: DARIA GLOWER

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Usually the "Baby Daddy" Fights happen on Maury:

...and NOT in the Emergency ROom.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Want to Lose Weight Like a Fancy Man? Now you CAN! (Muscle Sorority)

Lindsay Lohan Shows Some Nippage
(Drunken Stepfather)
and because we love pointing this shit out...Here's every nude scene Lindsay Lohan ever did on film.

Magdelana is one hot Mama... you know, cuz that Rhymes (z0d)

Top 10 Cool Things at SEMA Show 2009 (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia and Faye in a Girl/Girl Taste Test (Daily Niner)

How to Use Twitter Tactics in Real Life (FunnyCrave)

Brandi Bryant is Busting Out of her Black Bikini (FreakshowPlanet)

Monkeys Are Assuredly Plotting Against Us (GammaSquad)

Saints Fans Shoot Up A TV (With Leather)

7 annoying photograph poses that prove you’re a douchebag (Guyism)

Heavy's Holiday Travel Tips (Heavy)

Everyone Hates Perez Hilton (Warming Glow)

Tennessee 'Hostesses' Used to Lure Recruits; NCAA Investigating (Buster Sports)

A Flowchart To Determine What Holiday To Celebrate (Holy Taco)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ladies, naked wakeboarding is a great way to mangle your cooter...just ask PLABOY hottie Jennifer Walcott:

Especially if she falls off. That's a scene from PLAYBOY X Mates - check it out!

As long as we're looking at sexy PLAYBOY bitches, let's look at Magen Lugo:

She's getting clean. Cleanliness is next to...something.

Yooooouuuu Wanted the best, yooouuuu got... eh, KISSS!!!!! and they're really TALL.

The video for "Modern Day Delilah has been released and that's it up there. Click it.

The trailer for the live-action version of The Sorcerer's Apprentice is online:

Why are WE linking it up? Because it's a lot darker than we thought... and GHOST RIDER...err, Nicolas Cage is in it.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - Trailer
PLAYBOY's Magen Lugo Taking a Bath
KISS: 'Modern Day Delilah' - Official Video
Jennifer Walcott Naked Wakeboarding
Fight Inside Brookdale Hospital In Brooklyn/li>

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Monday Links: Monday Motel Mess Mop-Up, Saturday Night Live F-Bomb, KISS live in Detroit, New 'Nightmare On Elm Street' Teaser, New Foundry Cams clip, Sexy Time with Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen

Happy Monday, boys and girls... did you remember to mop the floor after your weekend motel adventure?

It's your God-given right to mess up hotel rooms with someone you're not married to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoops! In case you missed it, Saturday Night Live newbie Jenny Slate dropped the F-Bomb accidentally on her first show ever...

That's a great post-F-Bomb, "Oh Shit" face, Ms. Slate.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your smartass mouth is getting annoying and old, so do us all a favor and be quiet for a change)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

A Romantic Story About a Man and His Small Penis (Drunken Stepfather)...oh for crying out loud... Just buy a penis pump. Sheesh.

Paris Dahl feels up her Friend (Daily Niner)

A chat with UFC's Matt Serra (Bullz-Eye)

Lizzie is making a pee-pee on the potty. Seriously. (z0d)

Five Team Sports to Organize at Work (Illuminati)

Jenny McClain has really big boobies. Yippie-Ki-Yay! (Freakshow Planet)

Twins: Double The Fun (Gunaxin)

Beyonce, Nicole inspire Lewis Hamilton on to victory (Yard Barker)

X-Wing Fighter Misses Landing (Dave and Thomas)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

Here's a scene from Meridians of Passion with Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen:

Lesbians lotioning each other up and then making out = ALWAYS wonderful.

Sexy Czech babe Veronika Zemanová is getting naked again:

Does she need a reason? Nah, not really.

From bosoms to bands, KISS kicked off their world tour in Detroit at Cobo Arena:

A li'l pre-concert performance for 1500 fans showcasing their new single "Modern Day Delilah". KISS is on tour now - get the best seats online.

The first teaser for the re-imagined NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET is here and lookin' spooky:

Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach from WATCHMEN) is Freddy Krueger. He definitely looks burned up.

Buxom British brunette Kitty Lea is all wet for you:

Well, she's wet from the swimming pool, but still wet, dammit!

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)

Before you head off to the motel to bang your married co-worker, take five minutes and see we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

A Nightmare on Elm Street (remake) - Teaser Trailer
Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen Rub Lotion On Each Other
KISS: 'Modern Day Delilah' - LIVE in Detroit
Veronika Zemanová Peels off Her Black Lingerie
Saturday Night Live: F-Bomb on 'Biker Chicks Chat'
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria is Your Kind of Healer

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Election Day, New O&A Photos, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Re-Make 'Pendulum' Contest, New Videos Online

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

It's November 4th, 2008, kids! You know what that means! It's Erection Day! err, ELECTION. Boo....

Today on the Opie and Anthony Voter Fraud Hotline, we'll be talking about nothing but politics. Politics and people running for Presidential Office. Yup, that's it. You want politics, you go to the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram.

...and in between political commentary, you'll probably hear a few commercials for some cream that makes your dick bigger. Nice contrast, right?

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (so very NSFW... don't say we didn't warn you) for you to enjoy, we have some lovely boobs for you to knock your ding dong around to courtesy of adult starlet Carla Cox:



RateMyWOW: Carla Cox

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

NEW O&A SHOW PHOTOS: Thanks to our own Erock, we have some great new photos of Opie and Anthony-related events and folks:



Bruce Campbell Returns to the O&A Show

Roland's Photo Gallery

Roland's Last Day With O&A *sob*

(you guys have been doing a GREAT job helping young James Norton sell the hell out of his book...and if you hevent'...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

(Jim Norton is going to Los Angeles and Las Vegas to do his comedy thing!...check it!)

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out who's rockin' the Pendulum!)

Sporting a frilly pink dress, fishnet stockings and a FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!), sexy, blond, blue-eyed Dahlia from FOUNDRY CAMS shakes her magnificent body to "Pendulum", originally recorded by FOUNDRY in 1997, and re-recorded by Rick Decicco.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DAHLIA's ASS SWING BACK THE OTHER WAY... you know, like a Pendulum...

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass ...like a Pendulum... for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Step away from the giant wheel of Jarlsberg Cheese, because that's just going to give you the runs, and check out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see some non-cheesy things, including:



GFY - 'Go Fuck Yourself' Montage

Faith Rubs Ice On Her Huge Boobs

Steeplechase Belly Flop

Brandy Talore Oils Up her 36DDD Boobs

Television Mishap On British QVC

Cute 19 year-old Shakes Her Boobs For the Girls Gone Wild crew

Angry Ex-Girlfriend Smashes Cars

Tiacox Shows off Her Pretty Pink Panties

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