Jim Norton - Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch - IN STORES TUESDAY!

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HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch

By Jim Norton


ON SALE TUESDAY, JULY 10th!

Be the first kid on your block to own HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, the brand new book by meaty-breasted comedian, Jim Norton!

Fall in love with Li'l Jimmy Norton all over again with this heartwarming chronicle of a New Jersey man's rise to fame among a whirlwind of addiction, embarrassing moments, and prostitutes. HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch is full of the same raw, honest, and hysterically funny humor that you get from Jim every day on the Opie and Anthony Radio Show.

Every copy coppy of HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch ships with a free jelly jar full of skin tags!*

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Jim will be signing copies of HAPPY ENDINGS at the following locations:

• New York, NY: Borders – July 10th, 6pm


• Philadelphia, PA: Barnes and Noble – July 11th, 6:00pm


• Ridgewood, NJ: Book Ends – July 12th, 7:00pm



• Washington, DC: Barnes & Noble – July 13th, 7:30pm



• Cheektowaga, NY: Borders – July 14th, 2:00pm


• Rochester, NY: Borders – July 14th, 7:00pm


• Chicago, IL: Borders – July 17th, 7:30pm

* - No, it doesn't come with skin tags. You can pick those off your own awful ass.