Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Knockout Caught on Video, Vince Neil believes in Ghosts, hates bottles, Kayden Kross is a horrible Maid, Kelly Divine has a huge ass, Leanne Crow has an OK face



  • Happy Hump-day young ones. Why not take a clue from our pal Bret Michaels:

    No, don't land your ass in the hospital or get knocked out on Broadway. That's just silly. We reccommend having promiscuous sex with a lot of semi-attached young women.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)
  • G'day, mate!

    You just got knocked the F**K out!



  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


    George Clooney. You lucky bastard, you (Drunken Stepfather)

    Sandra Shine is in the kitchen... stirring the soup... get it? Get it? *nudge nudge* (FreakShow Planet)

    Movie Review: True Grit (Bullz-Eye)

    Ashlyn Rae looks like she's wearing a tablecloth. No relation to Charlotte Rae... we think. (z0d)

    Jasmin Foxx is just geeky enough to stay bone-able (Dailyniner)



    I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

  • You'd think that after playing with MOTLEY CRUE for 25 years, VINCE NEIL would be used to bottles flying at his head:

    Evidently not. This shit-fit happened on the last night of CRUE FEST 2.



  • Speaking of VINCE NEILk, we should probably bring it your attention that he does, in fact, believe in ghosts:

    This is Vince on an episode of Celebrity Ghost Stories. Yes, there is REALLY a show called Celebrity Ghost Stories.





  • Girls...Girls...Girls...

  • Kayden Kross is a filthy French maid who loves to play with herself:

    Sure, she's great eye candy, but the house is a mess and the furniture is always sticky.


  • Our favorite massively-assed adult starlet Kelly Divine is out and about, wearing bike shorts of all things:

    Most women would get pissed off if you told 'em they had fat asses. Not Kelly. She'll let you put your head in there.


  • British brunette Leanne Crow has an 'OK' face... but her boobs are HUGE!

    ...boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....



  • Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
    Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.



    CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

    After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.




  • ...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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  • Tuesday, December 28, 2010

    Hot Girls Falling, Russian Dopes Attacking, FOZZY and the Canucks Rocking, Richie Kotzen Whining, Crystal Harris Marrying, Natalie Portman and Mia Kunis Kissing



  • Hey-O, boys and girls...as we bear down on the new year, let's consider all of the indescretions we have engaged in this year:

    Yeah, sure. Monogamy is normal. For penguins, maybe.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)
  • Good-looking dancing girls falling off a bar = ALWAYS funny.

    Come to think of it, an ugly girl falling would be pretty damn funny too.


  • Because asking for her number is just WAY too easy...

    These guys figure they'll just shoot her with a water cannon. Insecure much, fellas? Sheesh.



  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


    Bar Rafaeli In a Bikini... Does NOT suck. (Drunken Stepfather)

    Gracie Glam has perky nubs and a firm backside you could bounce nickels off ...BOINGOINGOINGOINGOING!!! (FreakShow Planet)

    Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent (Bullz-Eye)

    If you like the ladies with a little bit of meat on their bones, we give you...Jessica Mitchell (z0d)

    Jenya and her hot blond friend are getting all kinds of friendly...and by 'Friendly'.. we mean 'naked fun sexy-time' (Dailyniner)

    Five Incredibly Stupid Cons that Actually Worked (The Smoking Jacket)

    164 of the Best Advice Animals (Fork Party)



    I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

  • Want to see Chris Jericho and the rest of FOZZY did their thing in Ontario to a crowd of screaming Canucks. Wanna see? No? Too bad:

    A professional wrestler? Singing? In a band? Nah, it'll never work.



  • Listen, bub! RICHIE KOTZEN is an important man, and he does NOT like feedback. You got that?!?!:

    Especially when he's playing gigs in the bowels of the Czech Republic...now fix the Goddamn feedback!!! Please? Mister? He was in POISON... for like, five minutes and one album.





  • Now that you're done looking at THAT, take a look at THIS!

  • PLAYBOY Playmate Crystal Harris got engaged to Hugh Hefner over Christmas:

    Not only did she receive a ring, but she got a colostomy bag changing schedule as well... ZING! *rimshot*


  • Anyone see the artsy-fartsy BLACK SWAN? No? We're going to give you a good reason to:

    Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lesbian sex... Hey-O!! Get us a ticket now, whydontcha?


  • Who IS Emily Addison?

    Some... person. Meh, we don't know. What we DO know is that she looks REALLY good without her clothes... and that's all we really needed to know, honestly.



  • Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
    Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.



    CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

    After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.




  • ...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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  • Monday, December 27, 2010

    Christmas leftovers, Ice Removal in Russia, NYC Bouncer Brawl, KIX-mas in Mississippi, OZZY Hawking Tea, GWAR plays XBOX, Nikki Benz, Dirty Lilly, and Carmen's Holiday Spectacular



  • All we got for Christmas was our two front teeth... and a bunch of barely-dressed college girls wearing antlers...

    Their boyfriends were passed out at the bar so we moved in and took advantage. It's what we do.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)
  • Ice removal in Russia just got a little more interesting.

    Shooting a Vintorez sniper rifle in the air in a crowded neighborhood. Yeah, that looks safe, doesn't it?


  • What say we pick a fight with a New York City bouncer?

    Ooh, threaten to sue him... sure, that'll work. Adios, muchacho



  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


    Ass in Jeans! Ass in Jeans! Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

    Hey-O! Take a guess! it's not like she signed a deal with Vivid to release a sex tape... oh wait, yes she did.

    Kneely Morgan is kneeling naked by the fence... and what kind of name is 'Kneely'? (FreakShow Planet)

    Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent (Bullz-Eye)

    We hope you're not driving when you click on this photo of Heather Starlett, because it WILL distract you (z0d)

    Sasha Cane touches her tiny pink taco (Dailyniner)



    I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

  • The guys in KIX are still kicking, apparently:

    ...and Steve Whiteman is still as difficult to understand as ever. Lead singer says what?!?!




  • OZZY OSBOURNE used to bite the heads off of bats. Now he's hawking Lipton iced tea:

    Kinda takes away the "Prince Of Darkness" image, doesn't it?



  • Do enormous latex codpieces work with KINECT for the XBOX? They do if you're GWAR:

    Hell, everything works if you're GWAR.




  • What would an update be without copious amounts of breast meat?

  • Busty blond adult starlet Nikki Benz can't wait to diddle:

    and we don't blame her. If we had a body like that, we'd diddle ourselves incessantly. Just for kicks, Check out our interview with Nikki Benz


  • Christmas may have come and gone, but you can still enjoy the holiday spirit with Dirty Lilly:

    She's 19 years old, she's from Poland, and she LOVES being nekkid. Oh dear lord, do boobs EVER get old? No. No they don't.



  • Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
    Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.
    Merry Christmas everybody!


    CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

    After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.




  • ...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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  • Wednesday, December 22, 2010

    Holiday debauchery, REAL STEEL trailer, COREY TAYLOR hates XMAS, New video from ALICE IN CHAINS, ALL THAT REMAINS in Helsinki, Kelly Divine in the Tub, Naomi on a Date, Eva Evangelina on the couch



  • On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

    Umm, a garbage pail to stick her friend's head in. hooking up with your wife and her friend ain't the worst way to spend the day.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Just like that huge thing you've been dragging behind you for the past several years... oh, that's your ass.)
  • TRANSFORMERS + ROCKY + Sappy Emotional Subplot + HUGH JACKMAN = REAL STEEL

    Robot boxing? Mmmmmmm...wedunnoaboutthatone.



  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


    Which attention-seeking wacko has her nips taped up and a see-through shirt? Oh click to find out, dammit (Drunken Stepfather)


    The Ultimate Fitness Gift Guide (The Bachelor Guy)

    Heather Jo Hughes Has One Hell of a Hiney (FreakShow Planet)

    Bullz-Eye.com Sports Year End Review (Bullz-Eye)

    The Top 10 High-Performance Vehicles for Holiday Road Tripping (Sub5Zero)

    Nikki Brooks has a body that F-ing Cooks (hey, it rhymes. Get off our backs) (z0d)

    Jaime Bradford bends over the luckiest fence we have ever seen (Dailyniner)



    I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry you've conditioned yourself to believe you're still human. Whoopsie.)

  • COREY TAYLOR from SLIPKNOT and STONE SOUR really despises Christmas:

    This is the song he wrote to knock Simon Cowell off his #1 perch on the UK music charts. It didn't work.




  • ALICE IN CHAINS busted out their new video for "Last Of My Kind"

    And from the looks of it, the band is as strong as ever. That is RARE; when bands replace a lead singer (for whatever reason), most of them don't experience the same fame as they once did.



  • ALL THAT REMAINS was in Helsinki playing their new single "Hold On"...The studio version and video are right here:

    ...makes you wonder how liberal they're being with that vocal harmonizer. Oof.




  • From bands, we move on to... what else? Booty!

  • Young adult starlet and garbage mouth Kelly Divine is proud of her big booty... as she SHOULD BE (when girls stop praising their big asses, the terrorists win):

    the fun doesn't end here... the full version of the clip in all its filthiness is at ASS MASTERPIECE ... what a great name for a site.


  • Speaking of big booty, Naomi Russell and her amazing ass are going on a date... and we only WISH this clip was realistic:

    The truth is, you'd probably need to bring a dictionary for her and a bowling ball full of cocaine for yourself to keep up with her babbling.


  • Romanian slut-bag Black Angelika is having some breast-to-foot love courtesy of her friend Summer in this clip:

    Foot on boobs... who knew a girl could get off on that? Yes, there is a lesson in each and every update boys and girls. That was today's.


  • If we had a body like Eva Evangelina, we'd play with it all the time too:

    Just like SHE is doing in this clip from GREAT BIG TITS... yes, that's really the name of the video.



  • Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
    Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



    Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
    When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele

    ...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam




  • ...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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