Friday, February 26, 2010

Friday Links: Weekend Flings, The HumanCar, Jaywalking Granny vs Cyclist, AnnaLynne McCord, Angelina Jolie in Paris, New 'Nightmare on Elm Street'





  • It's a very snowy weekend in some parts of the country...get snowed in with a fun new friends:



    You know, the kind of friends you're not married to.




  • Because while you're spending the night with those gals:



    Your girl is getting bent over a table... by the Dancing Bear!




  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • The HumanCar, the Human-Powered-Car is on the horizon:




    ...and apparently we're all going to be commuting like Fred Flintstone in the future.



  • A jaywalking British woman is gabbing on her cell phone, when she encounters a young cyclist:




    Well, we should clarify...an ANGRY young cyclist who almost slammed right into her. Her granny panties probably smell like fear and crap.


  • THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

    (but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





    AnnaLynne McCord is All Hype (Drunken Stepfather)



    Then again...how could someone with a hiney like this be all hype? We're torn.





    Angelina Jolie is FANTASTIC...in Paris (WWTDD)



    Speaking of 'FANTASTIC'... Look at Angelina Jolie's BOOOOOOBIES!



    2010 Lamborghini MurciƩlago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



    there is NADA more sexy than PLAYBOY babe NADIA MOORE (FreakshowPlanet)



    How to Tell When Your Meat is Done. Without Slicing it Open (The Bachelor Guy)



    Faith Leon shows us her black & white, artsy side in this pictorial (z0d)



    Greg Giraldo on Olympic Stories (atom)



    Tori Black shows off her fine front AND back (Dailyniner)



    The 25 Most Unfortunate City & Town Names In The World (Manofest)



    A Tribute to Full Metal Jacket’s Private Pyle (Gunaxin)



    Five Guys You Will Find in Every College Lecture (The Campus Throne)



    Kitty Fart Cup is Kitty-licious! (Dave and Thomas)



    This guy's face is AWESOME



    16 Magnificent Cosplay Fails (UPROXX)





    I'M SORRY:

    (Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)



  • No, it's not another smut video, it's the latest clip from MUDVAYNE, who just released this clip for "Beautiful and Strange":



    No band. Just semi-nude people in graves, rolling around in dirt.




  • OOOH! The new trailer for A Nightmare on Elm Street - the remake is online:



    More Freddy. More Extra-Crispy. More Better. We hope. Come on, Jackie Earle Haley... don't fuck this up.




  • This Hunarian Hottie named Zara knows her way around a kitchen:



    Which is to say, she knows how to strip in high heels without slipping on linoleum.




  • and this hot li'l blondness is Sasha Von, and her bikini is getting in between us and her boobs:



    off with you, evil bikini!!!.




  • Busty blond adult starley Shyla Stylez is stuffed into yellow lingerie.



    for about...30 seconds... Then she gets way raunchy in the full-length clip.




  • Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







    CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy





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  • Thursday, February 25, 2010

    Thursday Links: Crappy Grenade Throwing, Nicole Richie is a Zombie, Kirstie Alley is *gasp* Large, SLASH plays the Blues, SIXX AM, Brianna is falling





    THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • This soldier SUCKS at throwing grenades...




    Betcha he gets picked last every time for "who wants to be in MY foxhole"...


  • THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

    (but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





    Holy Shit! Zombies! Oh..wait. It's Nicole Richie (Drunken Stepfather)



    You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





    OMG. What is that? (WWTDD)



    like ummm... remember when she looked like THIS???



    2010 Lamborghini MurciƩlago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



    Jayden Cole is the naughtiest teacher you'd ever want to stay after class with (FreakshowPlanet)



    Dirty Dozen: College Girls at Their Best (The Campus Throne)



    Leggy Rebecca Lynn Likes to lose her Lingerie (z0d)



    Detroit bans lap dances in strip clubs; let the exodus begin (Guyism)



    Roxanna...you don't have to put on your pink robe... get it? Police song? Roxanne? echh (Dailyniner)



    How To Keep Your Grandparents Safe Online (UPROXX)



    Tim Burton Remakes "Weekend At Bernie's (Babelgum)



    Self-Correcting Dominos? So Awesome. (Today's Big Thing)



    Biblical Mushroom Trip (atom)





    I'M SORRY:

    (Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)



  • The one and only SLASH from GNR and VELVET REVOLVER is jamming on some classic BB King in Sherman Oaks:



    He's also apparently trying to quit smoking by chewing on guitar picks.




  • and because we fucking feel like it, here's a video by Nikki Sixx's band, SIXX AM:



    "Accidents Can Happen" was the fourth single from The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack, and we thought the video was nifty. Suck it.




  • Sexy, slender FOUNDRY CAMS babe Brianna Frost fell off her stripper pole...AGAIN:



    Yeah, that's right. this has happened before.




  • Busty brunette Isis Taylor from Twistys wore an itsy-bitsy, teensy-weensy, sorta-polka-dot-bikini...



    .actually, it was more like a dress, and it wasn't on for very long.




  • This disembodied pair of boobs stuffed into a tight pink shirt belongs to a Latina named Jazmyn.



    If it's any consolation, that shirt doesn't stay on very long.




  • Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







    CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy





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  • Wednesday, February 24, 2010

    Wednesday Links: Laptop vs Liquid Nitrogen, Instant Dharma for LOST fans, Sony fires J-LO, Mystery Cooter, Rob Zombie directs CSI: Miami





  • It's Hump Day, boys and girls! now get HUMPING!



    Life is too short to spend all your time humping the same person, so start humping around, kiddo!



  • For all You LOST fans, here's some Instant Dharma from our friends at AOL TV:




  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • A physics professor at the University of Oklahoma was irritated with students working on their laptops in class...




    SO he soaked one in liquid nitrogen and smashed the sucker. That's one way to get your point across.


  • THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

    (but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





    Oh Gee whiz. Whose cooter could THIS be? (Drunken Stepfather)



    You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





    Sony and J-LO part ways (read: her last record tanked. Sony fired Jennifer Lopez) (WWTDD)



    From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



    Alexis Malone has perky Melons and a shaved Muffin (FreakshowPlanet)



    Six girls with a Huge Pussy (SFW) (AfroJacks)



    Dani Jensen will give you a reason not to dislike Redheads (z0d)



    Five Guys You Find in Every College Class (The Campus Throne)



    Mulani Rivera Shows Her Massive Rack and outstanding Assets (Dailyniner)



    Morgan Freeman's Only Honest Olympic Commercial (The Bachelor Guy)



    How to Have Fun When You're Trapped at the Airport (URLesque)



    What I know about ALIENS (Heavy)



    Daily List: Five Favorite Bunny Humping Balloon Videos (Dave & Thomas)





    I'M SORRY:

    (Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)



  • Did you kids know that ROB Fucking ZOMBIE directed an episode of CSI: Miami?



    He sure did! Mister David Caruso will be joined by William Forsythe, Malcom McDowell and Michael Madsen on March 1st.




  • Who needs REAL instruments when you have holographic drums and turntabes?



    ...and crazy bearded guy holograms, that is.




  • Sexy young (and BUSTY) Latina Yurizan Beltran is unwrapping a bunch of Valentine's Day presents:



    and by 'presents'...we mean 'her boobs'.




  • Here's another PLAYBOY hottie for your collection ... her name is Mya Matthews



    She's in a car...and her shirt's off... and she'll make your happy parts happy




  • We can't for the life of us tell you WHY we're posting this video of Simone from Public Flash ... her voice makes us want to kick puppies.



    Is it because she's showing off her ass? Yeah, probably. We're easy to figure out.




  • Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







    CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy





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  • Tuesday, February 23, 2010

    Tuesday Links: Fat Guy Falls Through Ceiling, Car his Big Blue Wall, Mystery Nips, Robert Pattison & Friend, James Hetfield impersonates Dave Mustaine






    THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • You know...they say that for every fat guy that falls through your celing...




    There's like...a dozen or so you don't see...


  • Officer, I swear... that building jumped right out in front of me!




    Uh huh. Sure it did, Chester.




  • THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

    (but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





    Mystery Nips! Whose headlights do these pencil erasers belong to?? (Drunken Stepfather)



    here's a hint...she's been in NOTHING worth watching... but she's got a hot arse!





    Whoa, wait a minute...we thought Robert Pattison was allergic to vaginas. (WWTDD)



    From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



    Lindsay Marie in a Leopard Skin Bra (FreakshowPlanet)



    Liberal Arts: Links to Make You More a Entertaining Person (The Campus Throne)



    Penthouse Pets Isis and Jackie are becoming very fast friends (z0d)



    Playing The Age Card (PENTHOUSE)



    Mariella and Sarah get Nipple-to-Nipple (Dailyniner)



    'Lost' Star Emilie de Ravin On Crazy Claire's Hair, Furry Friends and Island Enemies (AOL TV)



    The 20 Worst Guidos (HEAVY)



    Top 10: Craziest Assassinations (AskMen)



    Love Almanac Predicts Adultery, Divorce and Murder (Asylum)



  • Whoa boy! Did someone say ADULTERY??? Looks like the perfect place for one of these:



    You know what the secret to keeping a relationship STRONG is, dontcha? VARIETY, boy! Now go get some!




    I'M SORRY:

    (Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)



  • Nice to know that James Hetfield of METALLICA is all finished taking shots at Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH:



    Oh wait...shit. No he's not. Our bad.




  • Is that ALICE COOPER? Eeeyup. Is that a retching Alien? eeeeyup.



    Is he hawking electronics for a German retailer?? Uh huh.




  • Busty young Bella Blaze can't keep her hands off her own chest:



    Not that we blame her... Honestly, would YOU want to take your hands off this chest?...Didn't think so.




  • Perky petite PLAYBOY hotness Jennie Reid is in the bubble bath:



    Goddamn, that's a lucky bathtub, ain't it?




  • Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







    CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy





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  • Monday, February 22, 2010

    Monday Links: Car Crash Fixes Headlight, Bar Rafaeli in a Bikini, Jessica Simpson Boob Grab, New FEAR FACTORY video, OVERKILL live in Spain






    THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • When is the last time you saw a head-on collision FIX a busted headlight?




    There's a first time for everthing, apparently...




  • THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

    (but that face of yours, however...IS. Get rid of it, please)





    Jessica Simpson Got Her Boob Grabbed (Drunken Stepfather)





    Bar Refaeli and her Perfect Body in a Bikini in Mexico (WWTDD)



    From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



    AJ Bailey is Bare-assed on the Balcony...Braaavo! (FreakshowPlanet)



    Get the Girl: Nice Guys vs. Assholes (The Campus Throne)



    Diana Doll could do some damage with those big ass boots (z0d)



    6 Reasons Eating Healthier Meat Can Keep Your Meat Healthier (The Bachelor Guy)



    Charlie Laine...guy name...definitely not a guy body. Wowzer (Dailyniner)



    10 Recorded Instances Of Monkeys Sexually Assaulting Lesser Creatures (UPROXX)



    Exclusive Interview with Uwe Boll (FunnyCrave)



    57 Seconds of Abuse (atom)



    'LOST' and 'HEROES' hate Black People (Comedy)






    I'M SORRY:

    (Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)



  • Do you think the guys in FEAR FACTORY were optimistic about MTV playing the video for "Fear Campaign?"



    Perhaps... the whole Nazi-dog-yelling-at-naked-guy thing might have been a bit much.




  • Keeping with the metal theme, our buds in OVERKILL have a new album out, and they're touring in Europe:



    This was shot in Barcelona, and Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth needs a sammich... or three.




  • Pretty Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



    AAaaaaand she does all that hardcore stuff you wish your girl would do...which is such a bonus.




  • Proving that the hottest women come from everywhere EXCEPT the U.S., check out Hungarian hotness Aletta Ocean as she rids herself of her bulky bikini:



    It just gets in the way of all the suggin and the fuggin...




  • Flawless young PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is showing off her nude body by the window:



    Now if that noisy asswipe cameraman would just shut the fuck up, we could get down to bidness...




  • Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







    CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy





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