Monday Links: Massage Parlors, Mom Goes Overboard, MISSTALICA live in Philly, Mutt vs. Vacuum, Naked Baking, and Much, Much more!

Back from the land of highway rest-stop massage parlors...No, seriously. We saw a dozen of of these billboards:

Eh...
...you'd probably get a lot more than a back rub... if you know what we mean

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey Ma, you sure you want to hang your ass off the side of the boat like that? OK you asked for it.

(and if THAT isn't stupid enough for a Monday...Maybe THIS is)

"Hey Dad! The dog's broken again. She won't stop spinning...and spinning...and spinning.

(..,and now we go from spinning dogs... to topless hogs... kind of)

This Buxom British babe Kerry Marie. She's about to hook herself up to a milking machine. Click the pic, fool!

(and on the not-so-hoggish front, we have this...)

This Canadian hotness is Pearl ...and she's getting her perky pink nips painted. Nuff said.

(...and from mammaries, we move on to METALLICA - the all-girl version)

That, kids... is the all-girl METALLICA tribute band MISSTALLICA ...and they're playing "Creeping Death" LIVE in Philadelphia. Click it, fokker.

(...and now we lower the bar once last time)

This exotic busty beauty is Alexa Loren ...no, she's not praying. She's baking cookies NAKED. Rock.

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Naked Baking with Alexa Loren
MISSTALLICA: 'Creeping Death' LIVE in Philadelphia
Pearl Gets Her Perky Boobs Painted
Spinning Dog loves the Vacuum Cleaner
Kerry Marie and The Milking Machine
Mother Fallls off Side of Boat while Peeing
Japanese DOLE Banana Commercial (FIXED!)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


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Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

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