Friday Links: Groovy Guitars, Guy on Fire, Motorcycle Wipeouts, Naughty Nurses, a Perky Pigtailed Milkmaid, and much more!

We seriously contemplated diving through a plate glass window and grabbing one of these custom guitars ...but we don't like jail, so we think groveling would be better.
PLEASE buy us pointy custom guitars!!! We'll be your bestest friends!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Everyone check out Mikey. He's doing the fire-breathing thing with GASOLINE. Yeah, Mikey's a rocket scientist.

(as long as we're talking injuries, here's an oldie but goodie)

That, folks... is Paul Orritt...seconds before he crashes his bike at the bottom of Bray Hill...click the pic to read more.

(slam on the brakes... put on a drool bib, because we got this going on)

That's Mari Posa and you can bet your bottom dollar that top is NOT staying on.

(she's a pretty little...miiiilkmaid)

Kate from Kate's Playground is in a tight yellow outfit, pigtails, and ... umm... *drooool*

(and then if we could have your attention over here for a sec...)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
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07946

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Jamie Hammer Loses Her Blue Lace Lingerie
Woman Mauled by Polar Bear at Berlin Zoo
Kate is a Pretty Pigtailed Milkmaid
Paul Orritt Motorcycle Crash During Isle of Man TT Race
Mari Posa Strips Out of her Pink Bra
Mikey + Lighter + Gasoline = Problem

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Thursday Links: Checking out CHICKENFOOT, Frumpy Singing Hausfrau, Great White Grocery Bagging, Upskirts and Bouyant Boobies

We've been looking forward to the CD for a while, and we were checking out the new CHICKENFOOT single ...and now we're getting really antsy. Satch and Sammy. Rawk.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Is that Jack Russell from GREAT WHITE bagging groceries? Oof.

(as long as we're talking about food...)

Check out the filthiest McDonalds ever... maybe... possibly... in Australia, of all places. F-ing criminal continent.

(now looks LOOKS awful, but SOUNDS amazing)

That's a frumpy Scottish woman named Susan Boyle blowing Simon Cowell's coif back with her singing on Britain's Got Talent

(aaaand let's fry another transmission with this drastic shift)

Her name is Rachel Sexton and yes, you're looking up her skirt! Wowee.

(are bosoms bouyant? Let's ask this lovely lady)

Well, let's not ask. Let's just watch Ines Cudna jump into a pool, and let's just see what her boobs do, shall we?

(...speaking of BOOBS, why not look at Violet's fantastic funbags once more)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

(now, one more time let's look at... NUDITY!)

Why is it that naked chicks like Daisy Marie have so much fun in the tub? We have no idea either. We were asking.

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Peach Playing Poolside in Her Pink Bikini
GREAT WHITE singer bagging Groceries in Bristol, TN
Ines Cudna and her Bouyant Boobs in the Pool
Susan Boyle Sings 'I Dreamed A Dream' on Britain's Got Talent
Rachel Sexton Upskirt Ass Shaking
SHINEDOWN: 'Save Me' LIVE at the House Of Blues In Orlando

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Wednesday Links: Tax Day! Farting On Sandwiches, Shopping in the Children's Section, New Music Videos and Headlines, New Babe Videos

Say Hey now...look at all the cool stuff we found when we finished shopping in the preschool section (it's sad, really. Everyone flees when we walk in. Must be the torn jeans):

After you get done filing your taxes (if you're in the U.S., that is), why not take your refund and go on a date with your cute married friend... and for crying out loud, keep it quiet. There are people trying to smoke crack in the other room. Sheesh. Not us, no... just, you know... some other people who look a lot like us.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

'scuse me, kids... when you get done farting on the salami picking your nose with the cheese, we'd like to have a word with you.

(farting... has NOTHING to do with 'rocking'...which is what we do now over here)

Our pals in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE are trying out some new tunes on the MUSIC AS A WEAPON TOUR.

(and if you liked that, you'll most likely dig this)

Those friendly guys in SHINEDOWN did an acoustic set at the House of Blues in Orlando.

(now, since we like to change subjects drastically, let's burn out the clutch with this shift)

Look at what Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and Janessa Brazil were doing last week in Phoenix!

(...speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS, let's plug this one last time before we throw a new video online)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Cierra Spice plays with her Candy and her Boobs by the Pool
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE: 'Light in a Darkened World' LIVE in North Carolina
Heather Summers in the Fitting Room
Domino's Pizza Employees Tampering with Sandwiches
Daisy Marie has fun in the Tub
SHINEDOWN: 'Save Me' LIVE at the House Of Blues In Orlando
Gisele and Janessa Brazil poolside in Phoenix

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Tuesday Links: New Music Headlines, Cankles, Collapsing Commentators, and Much, Much more!

It's Tuesday, and you know what that means...we're Twittering cankles (actually, we're not. We just got bored and took pictures of some cankles):




...and who are we kidding...

your girlfriend probably has cankles and loves it when you pin them back, so who are we to judge?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Psst...Mr Beck, you guest is umm... on the floor.

(and if that didn't wake you up... check out THESE)

Our busty British friend Kerry Marie is feeling herself up again.

...and if that didn't make you chuckle... check out The Finest Porn Parodies Ever (thanks to our pals at AFRO JACKS!)

(let's yank the wheel all the way to the right...)

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on CHICKENFOOT, AEROSMITH, LACUNA COIL, and more in the latest MUSIC HEADLINES

(...speaking of LACUNA COIL, let's plug this one more time before we throw a new video online)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":





CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET




(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:





Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.



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Monday Links: Massage Parlors, Mom Goes Overboard, MISSTALICA live in Philly, Mutt vs. Vacuum, Naked Baking, and Much, Much more!

Back from the land of highway rest-stop massage parlors...No, seriously. We saw a dozen of of these billboards:

Eh...
...you'd probably get a lot more than a back rub... if you know what we mean

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey Ma, you sure you want to hang your ass off the side of the boat like that? OK you asked for it.

(and if THAT isn't stupid enough for a Monday...Maybe THIS is)

"Hey Dad! The dog's broken again. She won't stop spinning...and spinning...and spinning.

(..,and now we go from spinning dogs... to topless hogs... kind of)

This Buxom British babe Kerry Marie. She's about to hook herself up to a milking machine. Click the pic, fool!

(and on the not-so-hoggish front, we have this...)

This Canadian hotness is Pearl ...and she's getting her perky pink nips painted. Nuff said.

(...and from mammaries, we move on to METALLICA - the all-girl version)

That, kids... is the all-girl METALLICA tribute band MISSTALLICA ...and they're playing "Creeping Death" LIVE in Philadelphia. Click it, fokker.

(...and now we lower the bar once last time)

This exotic busty beauty is Alexa Loren ...no, she's not praying. She's baking cookies NAKED. Rock.

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Naked Baking with Alexa Loren
MISSTALLICA: 'Creeping Death' LIVE in Philadelphia
Pearl Gets Her Perky Boobs Painted
Spinning Dog loves the Vacuum Cleaner
Kerry Marie and The Milking Machine
Mother Fallls off Side of Boat while Peeing
Japanese DOLE Banana Commercial (FIXED!)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

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