Chinatown Beatdown, Lady Gaga Crowd Surfing, SHINEDOWN live, Vinnie Paul covers PANTERA, NIGHT RANGER rocks the park, Stripper Practice with Alexa & Nikki, Playboy's Dana Dicillo

Ooph. Monday. Wipe the crusties from your eyes and wave good-bye to the married ladies you spent the alcohol-fueled weekend with

Oh don't get all moral now. Adultery is for adults. Not for pussies with a conscience.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as bad as your taste in clothing, your friends, and your deodorant. What did you wear a skunk under each arm today?)

Some drunk asswipe got himself a Chinatown Beatdown, Bosotn-Style!

This'll teach him to mess with the guy holding the Louisville Slugger.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lady Gaga Half-Naked Crowd Surfing (Drunken Stepfather)


Liz Hurley In A Bikini is Annoyingly Awesome (WWTDD)

and as you might imagine, Liz Hurley Without any clothes on is even MORE awesome!

GOOGLED! Top Ten Wildest Google Maps Moments (Part I) (The Campus Socialite)

17 Mouthwatering Facts About Bacon (Asylum)

New Yorker headbutts PA on the set of Gordon-Levitt film (FilmDrunk)

Brianna Blair is giving you just enough of a taste to want to crash through your computer screen (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Ashley Lane (Bullz-Eye)

Snooki Gets The Taiwan Animation Treatment (Warming Glow)

Natalia Cruz gets awfully Cozy with the girl next to her...who has a gun (Dailyniner)

Leela James does "My Joy" LIVE (Soundcheck)

Silvie Thomas slips in ...and out of... a tight white outfit (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry your breath could send seagulls away from a Staten Island landfill)

Bruce Dickinson of IRON MAIDEN (on tour now - click for tix!) lost 30 years of coolness in 3 seconds when he slipped and fell on stage:

The stage at Sonisphere in Finland was soaked from an earlier thunderstorm and Dickinson landed flat on his ass. Ker-Splat!

Florida Rockheads SHINEDOWN are out on tour with the Carnival Of Madness:

The guys get to enjoy the finer things in life, like yelling at Motor City Metalheads. See SHINEDOWN on tour with SEVENDUST, CHEVELLE, and PUDDLE of MUDD (click for tickets)

Legendary Drummer Vinnie Paul from PANTERA and HELLYEAH made a PANTERA tribute band very happy:

He was able to bash out "Cowboys from Hell" with an impressive blood alcohol content.

When you close your eyes, do you dream about NIGHT RANGER?

Ah, so YOU'RE one of the three... Bravo, silly goose.

From memorable riffs, to memorable racks...

Stripping is hard work and requires a ton of practice. Alexa Benson and Nikki Sexton can't focus long enough to make it through a session:

They manage to work on their routine for 20 seconds, then boom...the sex happens.

Dana Dicillo is a pure Italian PLAYBOY hottie who wants to be dominated in bed:

So, when you curl up next to her in bed... bring a bat. At least we THINK that's what she wants.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Tuesday Links: Shauna Sand Sex Tape is ONLINE, San Diego Street Brawl, Rob Zombie LIVE in Hollywood, Expendables Trailer, Lots o' Link Love, Alexa Adams, Tara Sparx, and Carrie Minter

Happy Tuesday, boys and girls! Why does Shauna Sand look so surprised?

Because her homemade SEX TAPE is now available online!
It's also on DVD and Blu Ray for you folks who like to see plastic surgery in High-Definition.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Being a tough guy in a drunken street brawl is so much harder...

...when you're wearing a Tinkerbell costume.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Macy Gray is wearing a see-through sweater. Buh-lech. (Drunken Stepfather)

Lane Elizabeth Lost Her Lace Undies (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Kelly (Bullz-Eye)

Alanna H...HOLY HELL!!! (Gorillamask)

Move over, mister...here comes Maria Milano (Freakshow Planet)

Don't Worry, They're Only Canadians (Top Cultured)

African Transvestite Parade Is Scary (DJMICK)

The Best Movie Clip Mashup Ever? (LemonDrop)

Awkward Guy at the Orgy (atom)

Fedor 'The Last Emperor' Emelianenko Is Not a Fan of 'Rocky IV' (Asylum)

New Horror Comedy May Contain Actual Comedy (FilmDrunk)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Sexy Alexa Adams is getting naked outdoors:

She's 20. She's naked...and she's far from shy.

Busty British blond Tara Sparx is spending a ton of time oiling up her boobs:

OK, sure... if we had boobs like that, we'd lotion them up too.

From racks to rock, we move to ROB ZOMBIE, who is out on tour now:

"Living Dead Girl" LIVE at the Hollywood Palladium.

From dead girls to dead guys, it's the new trailer for SYLVESTER STALLONE's New Movie The Expendables:

Stallone, Statham, Li, Lundgren, Rourke, Roberts, Willis, Schwarzenegger... all blowing shit up in 2010.

aaaand here's some more dead guys...err, Zombies...in George A. Romero's New Zombie film, Survival Of The Dead

Romero. Zombies. What more could you want?

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

ROB ZOMBIE: 'Living Dead Girl' LIVE at the Hollywood Palladium
Carrie Minter Covers Herself In Shaving Cream
The Expendables - Trailer
Tara Sparx Oils up Her Huge British Boobs
George Romero's Survival Of the Dead Promo Trailer
Alexa Adams Posing Naked Outdoors
Halloween Brawl in San Diego

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Friday Links: Groovy Guitars, Guy on Fire, Motorcycle Wipeouts, Naughty Nurses, a Perky Pigtailed Milkmaid, and much more!

We seriously contemplated diving through a plate glass window and grabbing one of these custom guitars ...but we don't like jail, so we think groveling would be better.
PLEASE buy us pointy custom guitars!!! We'll be your bestest friends!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Everyone check out Mikey. He's doing the fire-breathing thing with GASOLINE. Yeah, Mikey's a rocket scientist.

(as long as we're talking injuries, here's an oldie but goodie)

That, folks... is Paul Orritt...seconds before he crashes his bike at the bottom of Bray Hill...click the pic to read more.

(slam on the brakes... put on a drool bib, because we got this going on)

That's Mari Posa and you can bet your bottom dollar that top is NOT staying on.

(she's a pretty little...miiiilkmaid)

Kate from Kate's Playground is in a tight yellow outfit, pigtails, and ... umm... *drooool*

(and then if we could have your attention over here for a sec...)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

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If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Jamie Hammer Loses Her Blue Lace Lingerie
Woman Mauled by Polar Bear at Berlin Zoo
Kate is a Pretty Pigtailed Milkmaid
Paul Orritt Motorcycle Crash During Isle of Man TT Race
Mari Posa Strips Out of her Pink Bra
Mikey + Lighter + Gasoline = Problem

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Thursday Links: Checking out CHICKENFOOT, Frumpy Singing Hausfrau, Great White Grocery Bagging, Upskirts and Bouyant Boobies

We've been looking forward to the CD for a while, and we were checking out the new CHICKENFOOT single ...and now we're getting really antsy. Satch and Sammy. Rawk.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Is that Jack Russell from GREAT WHITE bagging groceries? Oof.

(as long as we're talking about food...)

Check out the filthiest McDonalds ever... maybe... possibly... in Australia, of all places. F-ing criminal continent.

(now looks LOOKS awful, but SOUNDS amazing)

That's a frumpy Scottish woman named Susan Boyle blowing Simon Cowell's coif back with her singing on Britain's Got Talent

(aaaand let's fry another transmission with this drastic shift)

Her name is Rachel Sexton and yes, you're looking up her skirt! Wowee.

(are bosoms bouyant? Let's ask this lovely lady)

Well, let's not ask. Let's just watch Ines Cudna jump into a pool, and let's just see what her boobs do, shall we?

(...speaking of BOOBS, why not look at Violet's fantastic funbags once more)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

(now, one more time let's look at... NUDITY!)

Why is it that naked chicks like Daisy Marie have so much fun in the tub? We have no idea either. We were asking.

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Peach Playing Poolside in Her Pink Bikini
GREAT WHITE singer bagging Groceries in Bristol, TN
Ines Cudna and her Bouyant Boobs in the Pool
Susan Boyle Sings 'I Dreamed A Dream' on Britain's Got Talent
Rachel Sexton Upskirt Ass Shaking
SHINEDOWN: 'Save Me' LIVE at the House Of Blues In Orlando

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Wednesday Links: Tax Day! Farting On Sandwiches, Shopping in the Children's Section, New Music Videos and Headlines, New Babe Videos

Say Hey now...look at all the cool stuff we found when we finished shopping in the preschool section (it's sad, really. Everyone flees when we walk in. Must be the torn jeans):

After you get done filing your taxes (if you're in the U.S., that is), why not take your refund and go on a date with your cute married friend... and for crying out loud, keep it quiet. There are people trying to smoke crack in the other room. Sheesh. Not us, no... just, you know... some other people who look a lot like us.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

'scuse me, kids... when you get done farting on the salami picking your nose with the cheese, we'd like to have a word with you.

(farting... has NOTHING to do with 'rocking'...which is what we do now over here)

Our pals in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE are trying out some new tunes on the MUSIC AS A WEAPON TOUR.

(and if you liked that, you'll most likely dig this)

Those friendly guys in SHINEDOWN did an acoustic set at the House of Blues in Orlando.

(now, since we like to change subjects drastically, let's burn out the clutch with this shift)

Look at what Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and Janessa Brazil were doing last week in Phoenix!

(...speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS, let's plug this one last time before we throw a new video online)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Cierra Spice plays with her Candy and her Boobs by the Pool
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE: 'Light in a Darkened World' LIVE in North Carolina
Heather Summers in the Fitting Room
Domino's Pizza Employees Tampering with Sandwiches
Daisy Marie has fun in the Tub
SHINEDOWN: 'Save Me' LIVE at the House Of Blues In Orlando
Gisele and Janessa Brazil poolside in Phoenix

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Tuesday Links: New Music Headlines, Cankles, Collapsing Commentators, and Much, Much more!

It's Tuesday, and you know what that means...we're Twittering cankles (actually, we're not. We just got bored and took pictures of some cankles):




...and who are we kidding...

your girlfriend probably has cankles and loves it when you pin them back, so who are we to judge?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Psst...Mr Beck, you guest is umm... on the floor.

(and if that didn't wake you up... check out THESE)

Our busty British friend Kerry Marie is feeling herself up again.

...and if that didn't make you chuckle... check out The Finest Porn Parodies Ever (thanks to our pals at AFRO JACKS!)

(let's yank the wheel all the way to the right...)

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on CHICKENFOOT, AEROSMITH, LACUNA COIL, and more in the latest MUSIC HEADLINES

(...speaking of LACUNA COIL, let's plug this one more time before we throw a new video online)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":





CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET




(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:





Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.



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Monday Links: Massage Parlors, Mom Goes Overboard, MISSTALICA live in Philly, Mutt vs. Vacuum, Naked Baking, and Much, Much more!

Back from the land of highway rest-stop massage parlors...No, seriously. We saw a dozen of of these billboards:

Eh...
...you'd probably get a lot more than a back rub... if you know what we mean

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey Ma, you sure you want to hang your ass off the side of the boat like that? OK you asked for it.

(and if THAT isn't stupid enough for a Monday...Maybe THIS is)

"Hey Dad! The dog's broken again. She won't stop spinning...and spinning...and spinning.

(..,and now we go from spinning dogs... to topless hogs... kind of)

This Buxom British babe Kerry Marie. She's about to hook herself up to a milking machine. Click the pic, fool!

(and on the not-so-hoggish front, we have this...)

This Canadian hotness is Pearl ...and she's getting her perky pink nips painted. Nuff said.

(...and from mammaries, we move on to METALLICA - the all-girl version)

That, kids... is the all-girl METALLICA tribute band MISSTALLICA ...and they're playing "Creeping Death" LIVE in Philadelphia. Click it, fokker.

(...and now we lower the bar once last time)

This exotic busty beauty is Alexa Loren ...no, she's not praying. She's baking cookies NAKED. Rock.

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Naked Baking with Alexa Loren
MISSTALLICA: 'Creeping Death' LIVE in Philadelphia
Pearl Gets Her Perky Boobs Painted
Spinning Dog loves the Vacuum Cleaner
Kerry Marie and The Milking Machine
Mother Fallls off Side of Boat while Peeing
Japanese DOLE Banana Commercial (FIXED!)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

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