Awkward affairs, Russian Subway Dancing, KILLZONE 3 Trailer, Kerry King and Dave Lombardo and Kerry King do SLAYER, NONPOINT does Michael Jackson, Yurizan Beltran, Alanah Rae and big wet jumblies

Why are these two people gazing affectionately at one another?

Because they're not married! *rimshot* seriously...hooking up with some strange would do you a world of good

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

This subway dancer would get SO much more attention if he simply turned...around.

Drugs am a bad thing...so is a mind.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

The new trailer for Killzone 3 will make you want to kick puppies. Or at least your neighbor.

..or at the very least it'll make you want to purchase Killzone 3.

Hey-O Sloppy Fake Tits! Who wants 'em! (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

Social Studies: How Social Networking Changed the Way we Live (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Brookes dun Broke her pants... oh shame. they must come off. (z0d)

Kimberly Kato...NO relation to Kato Kaelin. Thank God (Dailyniner)

Rachel Roxx has her hands in her pants. YAAAY! (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

Kerry King. Dave Lombardo. Reign in Blood, Nuff Said/I>:

SLAYER = Awesome. That is all.

An unlikely pairing to say the least... NONPOINT paid homage to Michael Jackson :

Then again, it DID happen is Wisconsin...

...from bands... we segue to bikini babes...

Shapely brunette Tori Black is sauntering about in a tiny red bikini:

and we can't stop drooling. Can you? Keep watching the full scene at her official site

as long as we're gawking over shapely brunettes Laura Lee is hanging in the hot tub in her bikini which as you might imagine, doesn't stay on for long:

Less clothes on Laura Lee > more clothes on Laura Lee.

NOw kids, we move to the best part of today's update...Big Wet Boobs:

Sultry young adulut video semi-noob Yurizan Beltran is pouring oil over her huge rack:

and dats not all she be doing. Watch out for the full segment at BIG WET TITS 10.

Seasoned adult pro Alanah Rae is grasing up HER huge rack in a bikini. Must be an epidemic:

Again, that's not all that's going on.... Click that bad boy to check out the full monty on BIG WET TITS 9.


...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Hot Tub MILFs, Little Fockers Trailer, Adrianne Curry in the Shower, CINDERELLA at Jones Beach, New SERJ TANKIAN music, New Joe DeRosa video, Kerry Louise, and Ivy Black Show their goods

Holy Jesus H. Cornchips, Do you NEED today to be the end of the week as much as we do?

Get a hotel room with a hot tub, get a few MILFs at the local bar, and have yourself a weekend retreat. 65% of married women cheat. A few of 'em could be yours.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

This is Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen:

He's doing the whitest white man dance EVER. Oof.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

It was only a matter of time before another FOCKERS movie was made, and that time is now. Presenting the trailer for Little Fockers:

You got your Robert Deniro. You got your Ben Stiller. You got your Little Fockers.

Adrianne Curry is Naked on Twitter...again (WWTDD)

Internet geeks rejoice, because Adrianne Curry loves being NAKED


Oh Shit! Werewolf! Wait, no... it's just Snooki (Drunken Stepfather)

you know her... she's on JERSEY SHORE ... Werewolf!

7 Drugs That You Can Legally Grow Right In Your Home (The Bachelor Guy)

Sunny Leone and her Hiney will brighten up your rainy day (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

Americans React to Game-Winning Goal - World Cup Fever Continues (Video) (URLesque)

Body Secrets - by Joe DeRosa (atom)

Paige Lowry Peels off her clothes in this outstanding Pitctorial (Dailyniner)

13 Pictures of Girls Drinking Beer (Fork Party)

Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kinky in her tiny Blue outfit (z0d)

World's Hottest Secretary Will Show You Around 'Mad Men' Set (Asylum)

Cats! In! Space! A Mostly Fictional History of Interstellar Felines (UPROXX)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our pals in CINDERELLA are on tour now (click for tickets) and this is a clip of them at Jones Beach:

How does Tom Keifer consistently manage to sing like he's got his nuts in a vice? We may never know.

Serj Tankian from SYSTEM OF A DOWN (click for iTunes link) has a new song, and *gasp*... it's politically-charged:

ooh. Pretty colors.

From political warbling to pulling down pants...here come the ladies!

Busty adult starlet Kerry Louise is having a hard time staying in her Bikini:

She's also having a hard time keeping her makeup on...cuz she's getting knocked around, but that's not something we're about to judge her for.

Sexy, petite New York hottie Ivy Black is writing around on what could be the luckiest couch EVER:

leg Warmers? Do people still wear those? Apparently so.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Workplace affairs and the Dancing Bear, Pitcher Plant Devours Rat, Lots of Link Love, DOWN and MARILYN MANSON live, Cierra Spice, Audrey Bitoni and Nelli Roono

Happy Thursday, boys and girls... feel free to say something inappropriate to a coworker. That arsenal of cheesy lines might just work out for you.

This sexy co-worker is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy coworkers. God bless 'em.

Don't hesitate though, because if you don't act fast she'll be getting nailed by the Dancing Bear.

and what did you THINK the girls in the secretarial pool were doing at night? Sheesh.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoa...sucks to be you, Mr. Rat.

That, kids... is a new breed of pitcher plant... specially made for eating rats...or so we hear.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Joanna Krupa is making a half-assed Comeback (Drunken Stepfather) - Yeah, Yeah... just pull your boobs out Joanna.

We'd like to put the hammer... to Jaime Hammer. (z0d)

Guest Model: Christine Nguyen (Bullz-Eye)

Nicole Dawn Sheds her Blue Bikini (Daily Niner)

Other Poorly Photoshopped Foreign Microsoft Ads (College Humor)

Anna Kournikova Continues To Make Pants Tighter (Don Chavez)

Cassia Riley Makes a Fire and a Bear Skin Rug look Sexy in the Summer (Freakshow Planet)

OJ Simpson & Bob Costas tell America how to pronounce "Favre" in 1992 (Ice Ice Babies)

5 Things You Didn't Know About Ted Kennedy

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This lovely lady is Audrey Bitoni:

And THAT, my friends, is the LUCKIEST banana...EVER

Voluptuous Polish gal Nelli Roono from Polish Busty has Double-J Cup breasts, if you can believe that:

She's got them stuffed into an oily T-shirt, which at that point... is well, invisible.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and MARILYN MANSON - who is on tour now:

He brought out Kerry King from SLAYER/b> to calm the Christian protesters in Pomona, California.

Keeping with the evil, we move on to DOWN who are touring sans Rex Brown for a while:

They're doing "Hail The Leaf" in Los Angeles.

Now here's a cheerful...kind-of...cheerleader Cierra Spice:

Cierra is unhappy with the size of her boobs. We're not. We think they're just fine.

From boobies, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Cierra Spice is a Cheerful Cheerleader
MARILYN MANSON featuring KERRY KING: 'Little Horn' Live in Pomona, CA
Audrey Bitoni Banana Blow Job
DOWN: 'Hail The Leaf' LIVE in Los Angeles
Lucia Topless on an Exercise Bike
Giant Pitcher Plant Eats Rat
Nelli Roono In a Wet T-Shirt

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Friday Links: Groovy Guitars, Guy on Fire, Motorcycle Wipeouts, Naughty Nurses, a Perky Pigtailed Milkmaid, and much more!

We seriously contemplated diving through a plate glass window and grabbing one of these custom guitars ...but we don't like jail, so we think groveling would be better.
PLEASE buy us pointy custom guitars!!! We'll be your bestest friends!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Everyone check out Mikey. He's doing the fire-breathing thing with GASOLINE. Yeah, Mikey's a rocket scientist.

(as long as we're talking injuries, here's an oldie but goodie)

That, folks... is Paul Orritt...seconds before he crashes his bike at the bottom of Bray Hill...click the pic to read more.

(slam on the brakes... put on a drool bib, because we got this going on)

That's Mari Posa and you can bet your bottom dollar that top is NOT staying on.

(she's a pretty little...miiiilkmaid)

Kate from Kate's Playground is in a tight yellow outfit, pigtails, and ... umm... *drooool*

(and then if we could have your attention over here for a sec...)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
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If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Jamie Hammer Loses Her Blue Lace Lingerie
Woman Mauled by Polar Bear at Berlin Zoo
Kate is a Pretty Pigtailed Milkmaid
Paul Orritt Motorcycle Crash During Isle of Man TT Race
Mari Posa Strips Out of her Pink Bra
Mikey + Lighter + Gasoline = Problem

I'M SORRY:

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Thursday Links: Checking out CHICKENFOOT, Frumpy Singing Hausfrau, Great White Grocery Bagging, Upskirts and Bouyant Boobies

We've been looking forward to the CD for a while, and we were checking out the new CHICKENFOOT single ...and now we're getting really antsy. Satch and Sammy. Rawk.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Is that Jack Russell from GREAT WHITE bagging groceries? Oof.

(as long as we're talking about food...)

Check out the filthiest McDonalds ever... maybe... possibly... in Australia, of all places. F-ing criminal continent.

(now looks LOOKS awful, but SOUNDS amazing)

That's a frumpy Scottish woman named Susan Boyle blowing Simon Cowell's coif back with her singing on Britain's Got Talent

(aaaand let's fry another transmission with this drastic shift)

Her name is Rachel Sexton and yes, you're looking up her skirt! Wowee.

(are bosoms bouyant? Let's ask this lovely lady)

Well, let's not ask. Let's just watch Ines Cudna jump into a pool, and let's just see what her boobs do, shall we?

(...speaking of BOOBS, why not look at Violet's fantastic funbags once more)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

(now, one more time let's look at... NUDITY!)

Why is it that naked chicks like Daisy Marie have so much fun in the tub? We have no idea either. We were asking.

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Peach Playing Poolside in Her Pink Bikini
GREAT WHITE singer bagging Groceries in Bristol, TN
Ines Cudna and her Bouyant Boobs in the Pool
Susan Boyle Sings 'I Dreamed A Dream' on Britain's Got Talent
Rachel Sexton Upskirt Ass Shaking
SHINEDOWN: 'Save Me' LIVE at the House Of Blues In Orlando

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Wednesday Links: Tax Day! Farting On Sandwiches, Shopping in the Children's Section, New Music Videos and Headlines, New Babe Videos

Say Hey now...look at all the cool stuff we found when we finished shopping in the preschool section (it's sad, really. Everyone flees when we walk in. Must be the torn jeans):

After you get done filing your taxes (if you're in the U.S., that is), why not take your refund and go on a date with your cute married friend... and for crying out loud, keep it quiet. There are people trying to smoke crack in the other room. Sheesh. Not us, no... just, you know... some other people who look a lot like us.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

'scuse me, kids... when you get done farting on the salami picking your nose with the cheese, we'd like to have a word with you.

(farting... has NOTHING to do with 'rocking'...which is what we do now over here)

Our pals in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE are trying out some new tunes on the MUSIC AS A WEAPON TOUR.

(and if you liked that, you'll most likely dig this)

Those friendly guys in SHINEDOWN did an acoustic set at the House of Blues in Orlando.

(now, since we like to change subjects drastically, let's burn out the clutch with this shift)

Look at what Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS and Janessa Brazil were doing last week in Phoenix!

(...speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS, let's plug this one last time before we throw a new video online)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Cierra Spice plays with her Candy and her Boobs by the Pool
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE: 'Light in a Darkened World' LIVE in North Carolina
Heather Summers in the Fitting Room
Domino's Pizza Employees Tampering with Sandwiches
Daisy Marie has fun in the Tub
SHINEDOWN: 'Save Me' LIVE at the House Of Blues In Orlando
Gisele and Janessa Brazil poolside in Phoenix

I'M SORRY:

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