Awkward affairs, Russian Subway Dancing, KILLZONE 3 Trailer, Kerry King and Dave Lombardo and Kerry King do SLAYER, NONPOINT does Michael Jackson, Yurizan Beltran, Alanah Rae and big wet jumblies

Why are these two people gazing affectionately at one another?

Because they're not married! *rimshot* seriously...hooking up with some strange would do you a world of good

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

This subway dancer would get SO much more attention if he simply turned...around.

Drugs am a bad thing...so is a mind.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

The new trailer for Killzone 3 will make you want to kick puppies. Or at least your neighbor.

..or at the very least it'll make you want to purchase Killzone 3.

Hey-O Sloppy Fake Tits! Who wants 'em! (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

Social Studies: How Social Networking Changed the Way we Live (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Brookes dun Broke her pants... oh shame. they must come off. (z0d)

Kimberly Kato...NO relation to Kato Kaelin. Thank God (Dailyniner)

Rachel Roxx has her hands in her pants. YAAAY! (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

Kerry King. Dave Lombardo. Reign in Blood, Nuff Said/I>:

SLAYER = Awesome. That is all.

An unlikely pairing to say the least... NONPOINT paid homage to Michael Jackson :

Then again, it DID happen is Wisconsin...

...from bands... we segue to bikini babes...

Shapely brunette Tori Black is sauntering about in a tiny red bikini:

and we can't stop drooling. Can you? Keep watching the full scene at her official site

as long as we're gawking over shapely brunettes Laura Lee is hanging in the hot tub in her bikini which as you might imagine, doesn't stay on for long:

Less clothes on Laura Lee > more clothes on Laura Lee.

NOw kids, we move to the best part of today's update...Big Wet Boobs:

Sultry young adulut video semi-noob Yurizan Beltran is pouring oil over her huge rack:

and dats not all she be doing. Watch out for the full segment at BIG WET TITS 10.

Seasoned adult pro Alanah Rae is grasing up HER huge rack in a bikini. Must be an epidemic:

Again, that's not all that's going on.... Click that bad boy to check out the full monty on BIG WET TITS 9.


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Dancing Doll Man, Fergie in her Undies, New videos from ALICE IN CHAINS & SOUNDGARDEN, Sara Jay, Sara Stone, and Alina all Show off their Huge Hooters

Welcome... to another week off... cleaning Chex Mix out of the bed:

granted, this needs to be done when you have two otherwise attached women eating Chex off each other's butts. Adultery. It's for Adults. Just like Chex Mix.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

Some people would call Australia's Dancing Doll Man 'truly free':

We, on the other hand, submit to you, that he is 'truly insane'. Deal with it. He's loco. Not motive.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Fergie on a Bike In Her Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)

When Beer Saves The Day (The Smoking Jacket)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec (Fork Party)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Dad Grooves to Bieber, Upstages Daughters (college humor)

4 Year-old is Pissed But with really good reason (Noob Dad)

The 20 Coolest NFL Player Cars (Sub5Zero)

Hamster Mis-shifts in V-tec I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

In case you've been living in a cave, SOUNDGARDEN is back and is about to release some new music?

Here's the first single from Telephantasm, called "Black Rain"... Hey, we saw that movie too!

As long as we're talking about Seattle bands, ALICE IN CHAINS released the most confusing video we've ever seen for "Acid Bubble":

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Seattle grunge, we take a hard left to Ameircan Boobs

Sienna West needs her office cleaned...and her carpet munched:

Thank GOD Sara Stone shows up and takes care of everything.

The seductive, MILF-tastic Sara Jay is showing off her curvaceous body... why?

Because in all honesty, it's about to get reamed by a very well-endowed, and happy black man... look at that smile!!

This is Ukrainian-born Alina. She is young, she is naturally-busty, and she is willing to get naked:

In addition, Alina is also willing to compromise herself in any which way she can to make a name for herself... use EXTRA lube, honey muffin!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Train Pole Dancing, Awful Salsa Dancing, Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini, SLASH Tackled, MEGADETH guitarist falls, CINDERELLA in Spain, NJ Housewife Danielle Staub, Mary Carey Topless

So, how'd you do over the weekend? get drunk and hook up with any chubsters?

Hey, we're not here to judge because big gals need love too...and they try a lot harder in bed.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

Of ALL the places you could possibly practice pole dancing...

Why would a moving train be the smartest choice? EXACTLY. It wouldn't be. If that train stops, she'll break an arm...or two

Speaking of dancing...These guys salsa dance SO poorly...

Their mirror just up and killed itself. Poor mirror. We'll miss you.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kim Kardashian Hanging Poolside in a Bikini (WWTDD)

and since it's been a few weeks since we plugged it, why dontcha click on over here and watch Ray J Pound Kim's plump rump!


Saaay, which Scientologist baby-maker do these belog to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Aww, come on... it's not that difficult...here's a hint: Greg Kinnear got to see her pre-MILF boobies

Nikki Nine is a 9 1/2... ok, maybe a 10 (Freakshow Planet)

Ten ways to embarrass the groom during your best man speech...without upsetting his new wife (Bullz-Eye)

'There Will Be Blood' Done in Lego - I've Abandoned My Boy! (URLesque)

Leave Them Wanting More: How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended (UPROXX)

Brea Lynn Gives Herself a Poolside Boob Massage (Dailyniner)

The Lady Gaga Comic Is Not Very Good (ComicsAlliance)

Laura Lee's Bikini is more like a piece of string. Not that we mind. (z0d)

Cathy's House. Not Odd at All (Dave and Thomas)

Dirty Secrets: Why Radio is Dying a Slow and Painful Death Edition (The Bachelor Guy)

Top 100 Footballers’ Wives And Girlfriends (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

So get this...SLASH is playing a show in Milan when an over-zealous nutjob runs on stage and tackles him:

SLASH was OK. His guitar didn't fare too well. Indcidentally, if you're going to see SLASH in concert, rfrain from tackling the poor guy. He's fragile.

And as long as we're talking about guys hitting the deck on stage...MEGADETH guitarist Chris Broderick fell on his ass on stage in Denmark:

Ego and Ass Bruised. Otherwise, he's fine. It's all heavy Metal...and rain.

And now from the 'member them? file... CINDERELLA is touring their asses off as long as Tom Keifer's voice holds up:

This clip was shot in Spain, but the band will be all over the place this year.

From Hair bands to Hairless... you know...

So the rumor is that NJ Housewife Danielle Staub leaked her own sex tape. We were curious, so we checked it out:

Not awful, especially for a middle-aged Jersey MILF. watch it for yourself and see what the Garden State has to offer up

Our porn-tastic pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she keeps sending us these clips to help pimp it.

We don't mind, of course... because despite being nuts, Mary's looking pretty good these days.

This sexy Czech is Andeline...and she has a penchant for nudity:

Which is simply and overly-complicated way of saying she really enjoys being naked.

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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Wednesday Links: MILF affair and the Dancing Bear, Motorcycle Burnout Goes Badly, Amazing Vocal Impressionist, W.A.S.P. in Finland, Anne Heche Sex Scene, Krisztina Sereny, Maria Swan

How's about you stop hiding in the bushes and make a move on the hot MILF who lives next door already? She's leaving the window open for a reason. Sheesh.

This exhibitionist MILF is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with exhibitionist MILFs. They're like the NAACP... with dildos.

You better believe us when we tell you that if you don't make move on her, then The Dancing Bear WILL...

He's a LOT less subtle, because he's going to get her drunk first.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

That burnout you were doing with your motorcycle WOULD have been cool...

If you didn't almost decapitate your buddy. Sit this next one out.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)

Paula Abdul Has Crazy Cleavage(Drunken Stepfather)
Dammit...Paula, take your shirt off already!

Britney Amber Busts out of her light Blue Dress (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)

Celeste Star has a stunning Hiney (z0d)

Beautiful Playboy Playmate Carmella Danielle DeCesare (Freakshow Planet)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1985 (Guyism)

Drunk Pumpkins (Gunaxin)

The Evolution Of Stadium Rock (DJMICK)

Haunt: What if your house was haunted by a fabulous ghost? (atom)

Happy 120th Birthday To The Eiffel Tower (COED Magazine)

Hot Mormon Moms. With Muffins (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

Say, is that Anne Heche having sex with Ashton Kutcher?

It SURE is, and it's from a li'l film called 'SPREAD'. She's holding up pretty well for 40, isn't she?

Busty blond Hungarian Krisztina Sereny is doing naked lat pulls:

Working out naked must give her a much better range of motion... or something.

From vascular vixens to vocal impressionists, we present Michael Grégorio, who can imitate just about any voice or instrument:

This is "Parisienne Walkways" originally recorded by GARY MOORE.

From high brow (sorta) to low brow (mostly) it's our pals in W.A.S.P. rockin' out in Finland:

They're touring in support of their new disc Babylon out now...

Boy oh boy are we bouncing back to boobies with Sexy Czech Maria Swan, whose 332G natual boobs are so hypnotic...

...that we TOTALLY forgot what we were about to say. Sorry. Our bad.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:

CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Karina Hart Busts her HH Cups out of Her Tiny Tight Bikini
W.A.S.P. - 'Wild Child' LIVE in Finland
Anne Heche / Ashton Kutcher Sex Scene from 'Spread'
Motorcycle Burnout Crash
Krisztina Sereny Totally Naked Rowings
Michael Grégorio: Parisienne Walkways LIVE in Paris
Maria Swan and Her Massive Melons

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Friday Links: Bikini Babe Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Balloon Boy Vomits on TODAY Show, Old Men Fighting, George Lynch and Jeff Pilson do Jimi Hendrix, Brianna Frost, Playboy hotties Stephanie Emma and Rochelle Minami

Awwww yeah! It's Friday! And it's time to take advantage of that stock room full of bikini girls:

This stock room full of bikini girls were brougt to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy young bikini girls.

Because if you don't take advantage of the situation... The Dancing Bear sure as hell WILL:

He's not subtle...He's not gentle.. He's the Dancing Bear... the girls love him.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Six year-old Falcon Heene (aka 'Balloon Boy') puked LIVE on the TODAY show:

...and the fater, Richard Heene, just keeps going with it. Way to go, pops.

What's funnier than two old men fighting at a city council meeting?

Absolutely NOTHING. That's what.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

In College? Need Money? We have a solution...and your pants can stay on!

Jordan's boobs are still ridiculous...ly impressive, that i (Drunken Stepfather) ... of course... Jordan's Sex Tape was equally impressive

Natalia Cruz is Limber enough to lick her Own Shoes (Daily Niner)

40 Years of Monty Python Solo Projects (Bullz-Eye)

Marlie Moore is Masturbating. That is all (z0d)

Devi Emmerson is Extremely willing to get naked (Freakshow Planet)

Balloon Boy: An Immediate Retrospective (Heavy)

FunnyCrave Interviews Falcone Henne (FunnyCrave)

'Black' Belts -- SL's Guide to Brothers in Kung Fu & Karate Movies (StreetLevel)

10 High Fives or The Best Day You’ve Had All Day (Top Cultured)

CC Sabathia: Aa Keen As He Is Corpulent (With Leather)

Stumbling Drunk Guy at A Convenience Store (Film Drunk)

8 Terrible Hot Air Balloons (Guyism)

Want to Talk to Women? Use Banter (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

We've got a couple of Sexy PLAYBOY hotties for you, starting with Stephanie Emma:

This Long Island hotness went to cosmetology school. Really reaching for the stars, apparently.

Next up is PLayboy's Fresh Face Rochelle Minami:

She's 20. She loves big guys. And she loves dirty talk. All you cursing fat guys, line up!

Aaaaand out in West Hollywood, half of DOKKEN is represented by Jeff Pilson and George Lynch:

Rawkin with (half of) DOKKEN, dood.

Petite, perky, purely beautiful Brianna Frost, who has been featured in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is peeling off her tiny blue bikini:

...and playing around on the luckiest desk chair in the world.

Speaking of which, the petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Balloon Boy Vomits On TODAY Show
PLAYBOY's AJ Alexander in Lace Lingerie
2 Old Men Fight At City Council Meeting
Rochelle Minami Loses Her White Lace Top
GEORGE LYNCH and JEFF PILSON: Red House LIVE in West Hollywood
Brianna Frost Peels Back Her Blue Bikini
Stephanie Emma PLAYBOY Photo Shoot
Japanese People In Slow Motion

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