Wednesday Links: MILF affair and the Dancing Bear, Motorcycle Burnout Goes Badly, Amazing Vocal Impressionist, W.A.S.P. in Finland, Anne Heche Sex Scene, Krisztina Sereny, Maria Swan

How's about you stop hiding in the bushes and make a move on the hot MILF who lives next door already? She's leaving the window open for a reason. Sheesh.

This exhibitionist MILF is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with exhibitionist MILFs. They're like the NAACP... with dildos.

You better believe us when we tell you that if you don't make move on her, then The Dancing Bear WILL...

He's a LOT less subtle, because he's going to get her drunk first.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

That burnout you were doing with your motorcycle WOULD have been cool...

If you didn't almost decapitate your buddy. Sit this next one out.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)

Paula Abdul Has Crazy Cleavage(Drunken Stepfather)
Dammit...Paula, take your shirt off already!

Britney Amber Busts out of her light Blue Dress (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)

Celeste Star has a stunning Hiney (z0d)

Beautiful Playboy Playmate Carmella Danielle DeCesare (Freakshow Planet)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1985 (Guyism)

Drunk Pumpkins (Gunaxin)

The Evolution Of Stadium Rock (DJMICK)

Haunt: What if your house was haunted by a fabulous ghost? (atom)

Happy 120th Birthday To The Eiffel Tower (COED Magazine)

Hot Mormon Moms. With Muffins (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

Say, is that Anne Heche having sex with Ashton Kutcher?

It SURE is, and it's from a li'l film called 'SPREAD'. She's holding up pretty well for 40, isn't she?

Busty blond Hungarian Krisztina Sereny is doing naked lat pulls:

Working out naked must give her a much better range of motion... or something.

From vascular vixens to vocal impressionists, we present Michael Grégorio, who can imitate just about any voice or instrument:

This is "Parisienne Walkways" originally recorded by GARY MOORE.

From high brow (sorta) to low brow (mostly) it's our pals in W.A.S.P. rockin' out in Finland:

They're touring in support of their new disc Babylon out now...

Boy oh boy are we bouncing back to boobies with Sexy Czech Maria Swan, whose 332G natual boobs are so hypnotic...

...that we TOTALLY forgot what we were about to say. Sorry. Our bad.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:

CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Karina Hart Busts her HH Cups out of Her Tiny Tight Bikini
W.A.S.P. - 'Wild Child' LIVE in Finland
Anne Heche / Ashton Kutcher Sex Scene from 'Spread'
Motorcycle Burnout Crash
Krisztina Sereny Totally Naked Rowings
Michael Grégorio: Parisienne Walkways LIVE in Paris
Maria Swan and Her Massive Melons

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Friday Links: Bikini Babe Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Balloon Boy Vomits on TODAY Show, Old Men Fighting, George Lynch and Jeff Pilson do Jimi Hendrix, Brianna Frost, Playboy hotties Stephanie Emma and Rochelle Minami

Awwww yeah! It's Friday! And it's time to take advantage of that stock room full of bikini girls:

This stock room full of bikini girls were brougt to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy young bikini girls.

Because if you don't take advantage of the situation... The Dancing Bear sure as hell WILL:

He's not subtle...He's not gentle.. He's the Dancing Bear... the girls love him.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Six year-old Falcon Heene (aka 'Balloon Boy') puked LIVE on the TODAY show:

...and the fater, Richard Heene, just keeps going with it. Way to go, pops.

What's funnier than two old men fighting at a city council meeting?

Absolutely NOTHING. That's what.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

In College? Need Money? We have a solution...and your pants can stay on!

Jordan's boobs are still ridiculous...ly impressive, that i (Drunken Stepfather) ... of course... Jordan's Sex Tape was equally impressive

Natalia Cruz is Limber enough to lick her Own Shoes (Daily Niner)

40 Years of Monty Python Solo Projects (Bullz-Eye)

Marlie Moore is Masturbating. That is all (z0d)

Devi Emmerson is Extremely willing to get naked (Freakshow Planet)

Balloon Boy: An Immediate Retrospective (Heavy)

FunnyCrave Interviews Falcone Henne (FunnyCrave)

'Black' Belts -- SL's Guide to Brothers in Kung Fu & Karate Movies (StreetLevel)

10 High Fives or The Best Day You’ve Had All Day (Top Cultured)

CC Sabathia: Aa Keen As He Is Corpulent (With Leather)

Stumbling Drunk Guy at A Convenience Store (Film Drunk)

8 Terrible Hot Air Balloons (Guyism)

Want to Talk to Women? Use Banter (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

We've got a couple of Sexy PLAYBOY hotties for you, starting with Stephanie Emma:

This Long Island hotness went to cosmetology school. Really reaching for the stars, apparently.

Next up is PLayboy's Fresh Face Rochelle Minami:

She's 20. She loves big guys. And she loves dirty talk. All you cursing fat guys, line up!

Aaaaand out in West Hollywood, half of DOKKEN is represented by Jeff Pilson and George Lynch:

Rawkin with (half of) DOKKEN, dood.

Petite, perky, purely beautiful Brianna Frost, who has been featured in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips is peeling off her tiny blue bikini:

...and playing around on the luckiest desk chair in the world.

Speaking of which, the petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Balloon Boy Vomits On TODAY Show
PLAYBOY's AJ Alexander in Lace Lingerie
2 Old Men Fight At City Council Meeting
Rochelle Minami Loses Her White Lace Top
GEORGE LYNCH and JEFF PILSON: Red House LIVE in West Hollywood
Brianna Frost Peels Back Her Blue Bikini
Stephanie Emma PLAYBOY Photo Shoot
Japanese People In Slow Motion

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Friday Links: Weekend Affairs and the Swimming Bear, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, LEGION red band trailer, APOCALYPTICA live, Gisele and 2 Live Crew, Gabriela and the Glass Dildo

Got weekend plans that include a motel room and lots of lube? You're one of millions...

This is what the room will look like BEFORE it's covered with DNA. Get some fresh air and have an affair. Tell the family you're going on a retreat.

Ladies, don't feel left out, because The Dancing Bear is here to cozy up to you.

A few drinks and a lap dance will lube you and the girls up nicely.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

'scuse us, ma'am? There's a Bear in your swimming pool:

You want a swimming pool? Expect bears. Yup. Bears.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for I LOVE IT ROUGH and PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Danika Davis and Miss Meg:

RateMyWOW: DANIKA DAVIS
RateMyWOW: MISS MEG

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Heidi Montag's PLAYBOY pictures (Drunken Stepfather)... until now, she's been mostly-naked

Aaliyah Love is looking oh-so-lovely. (z0d)

MADDEN 2010: Review! (Bullz-Eye)

Karli Madeline has Bikini Butt-Floss going on in her fanny (GorillaMask)

Hot 100: Blake Lively Legs Spectacular (DJMICK)

Rachel Culkin in a Cab...if only she were driving us to work (Freakshow Planet)

10 Great Baseball Beanings (Banned in Hollywood)

10 Of the best General Lee Jumps Of All Time (Epic Carnival)

Neverending Story Van Lady vs. FilmDrunk (FilmDrunk)

Christian girl tries and fails to convert her Hindu friend to Christianity (I Heart Chaos)

Joaquin Phoenix Rap Generator (atom)

Jessica Burciaga : The Ultimate Gallery (Gunaxin)

Buildings That Look Like Food (URLesque)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This lovely latina is Gabriela:

She loves sunsets, long walks in the park, getting naked, and glass dildos in her hiney.

As long as we're on the subject of Latinas, Jenaveve Jolie has something to show you:

Her ASS, mostly... getting gang-banged with Brianna Beach.

From Boobs, we move to bands and Finnish cello rockers APOCALYPTICA:

Performing "I'm Not Jesus" LIVE in Sweden.

Speaking of bands, we got wind of who OZZY OSBOURNE is bringing on board to replace ZAKK WYLDE...check it!

Aand on to movies, we've got the red band trailer for LEGION:

Cursing, wall-crawling grannies, fighting angels AND Dennis Quaid? We're there!

Aaaand BACK to boobies we go with our favorite FOUNDRY CAMS hottie, Gisele, who won a wet T-shirt contest at Internext:

The guys in 2 Live Crew LOVE GISELE...and you do too.

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Enjoy some time off from nailing your married neighbor and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Bear Jumps In A Backyard Pool In San Dimas
Jenaveve Jolie Loses Her Lingerie
LEGION - Red Band Trailer
Gabriela Takes Off Her Tight Top
MEGAN FOX 'PEER PRESSURE' PSA FROM 'JENNIFER's BODY'
Tolpess Kate Smacks Her Ass
APOCALYPTICA: 'I'm Not Jesus' LIVE in Sweden
Gisele Wins A Wet T-Shirt Contest with 2 LIVE CREW

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Thursday Links: Stewardess Affair and the Dancing Bear, Ass on Fire, Link Love, CHICKENFOOT live, WHITESNAKE guitar duel, New OZZY Guitarist, Jana Defi, Hannah Hilton, and Ivy Black

After a long flight, don't you just want to curl up with a stewardess? Married Shmarried. You're thousands of miles away.

This sexy sleeping stewardess is brought to you by the people that encourage affairs with sexy stewardesses. Have some peanuts then have some sex.

Speaking of affairs with people you just met, how well do you think your girl knew The Dancing Bear before he bent her over the couch?

We're guessing about 20 minutes and four martinis went into that courtship.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Say Chester, your ass is on fire...

Just kidding! We don't really know his name.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But the way you kiss the boss's ass is, so pucker up, buttercup.)

Milla Jovovich Naked In MAXIM (Drunken Stepfather)... and Milla Jovovich Naked in Everything Else

Cindy Velman is looking Swell, man. (z0d)

The Top 10 New Places to Meet Women (Bullz-Eye)

Liza and Marcella Bisexual Milk Drinking (Daily Niner)

The Dolphins cheerleaders unveiled their Calendar (BallHype)

Kimberly Rogers' Neighborhood... Fred Rogers, eat your heart out! (Freakshow Planet)

What Happened to the Original Power Rangers (Ice Ice Babies)

Spinoffs to old Nickelodeon shows that should have happened (GadJunk)

The 7 Most Obnoxious Chains Ever (Street Level)

5 PBS Hosts Who Need Their Own Movie (Screen Junkies)

How To Be A Millionaire Rock Star (Made Man)

Top 5: Political Campaign Mistakes (Politicus)

Twelve Truly Twisted Flicks (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This sexy busty Czech with the 32G-Cups is Jana Defi:

...and she plays pool topless, so there's a really good chance she'll kick your ass.

This blue-eyed blond beauty is Hannah Hilton...

And she's about to be 'sans-bikini', which is the fancy way of saying 'nekkid'.

From boobs, we move to bands...and CHICKENFOOT:

Misters Hagar, Satriani, Anthony, and Smith blew the roof off the Myth in Maplewood, Minnesota.

Speaking of bands, we got wind of who OZZY OSBOURNE is bringing on board to replace ZAKK WYLDE...check it!

Who doesn't love a good, old-fashioned guitar duel? WHITESNAKE guitarists Reb Beach and Doug Aldrich went at it in Belgium:

Rawk, fuckers.

Aaaand we move BACK to boobs with petite, 4'11" Ivy Black, who is slipping out of her black dress:

of course, what Ivy does AFTERWARDS is even more entertaining.

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Enjoy some time off from nailing your married neighbor and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

WHITESNAKE: Reb Beach and Doug Aldrich Guitar Duel in Brussels
Jana Defi Plays Pool Topless
CHICKENFOOT: 'Oh Yeah' LIVE in Minnesota
Ivy Black Slips Out of her Black Dress
Ass On Fire Prank
Hannah Hilton Peels off her Pink Bikini and Loves Touching Herself

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Wednesday Links: Torrid affairs and Dancing Bears, Blagojevich Sings, Lots of Linkage, OZZY and CAMP FREDDY, Keith Urban gets Pranked, Jenni's Secret and Merilyn Sekova's Boobs

In honor of hump day, why not hump youur neighbor? SO WHAT if he/she is wearing a ring?



This scantily clad woman having an after-sex smoke is brought to you by the people that encourage torrid affairs. They're a proud organization.

Speaking of torrid affairs, The Dancing Bear had your woman last night.



You can't possibly think it takes her THAT long to get gas, right?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

How did Rod Blagojevich become a celebrity?




Oh that's right, because we're a nation of illiterates who embraces anyone who gets his/her name in print. No matter for what reason.

That's Not-So Terrible:

(But the way you kiss the boss's ass is, so pucker up, buttercup.)



Paulina Poriskova is a hot MILF (Drunken Stepfather)



Kristzina Banx is Banx-able. Get it? (z0d)



2009 Fantasy Football Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Blair Lindsey is Blond and Buxom and Bare-Bottomed (Daily Niner)



Sarah Harding In St Trinian’s Style Leather Hotpants (DJMICK)



Busty Babe Megan Jones Drops Her Bikini (Freakshow Planet)



In Memoriam: The Arena Football League (Epic Carnival)



How To Break In Running Shoes (With Contest) (Illuminati)



Then and Now - Paula Abdul (Ice Ice Babies)



3 Ways To Survive The Financial Apocalypse (atom)



Megan Fox at the Teen Choice Awards (Crave Online)



Jessica Mitchell Shows Some Leg (Don Chavez)



Sam Hornish jr. and Jeff Gordon MAJOR Crash NASCAR (All Left Turns)

I'M SORRY:

(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

These Smooshed Boobs belong to Merilyn Sakova:



There's nothing like a Ukrainian babe with 32G boobs...except for maybe two of them.

if we didn't crop the hell out of this photo of Briana Lee...



We'd NEVER be able to show it to you. Yes, it's THAT dirty.

From boobs, we move to bands...and OZZY OSBOURNE:



Ozzy hit the stage at the House of Blues with CAMP FREDDY for a version of "Iron Man".

This is a tad off-genre for us, but it kind-of fits TAYLOR SWIFT pranked KEITH URBAN in Kansas City:



She was in full KISS MAKEUP, so we gave it a mention.

Aaaand we move BACK to boobs with Jenni and Petra taking a Shower... in full makeup, no less:



There's a lot more ass-rubbing in the full video at Jenni's Secrets. You know how much you love ass rubbing.

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Enjoy some time off from nailing your married neighbor and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



Rod Blagojevich Sings 'Treat Me Nice' in Chicago

Jenni and Petra Wash each other in the shower

OZZY OSBOURNE and CAMP FREDDY: 'Iron Man' LIVE at the House Of Blues in Hollywood

Briana Lee Feels Herself Up In The Bathroom

Rubber Band Machine Gun

Busty Merilyn Sakova in a Tight Black Thong

Taylor Swift Pranks Keith Urban with KISS Tribute

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Tuesday Links: Sexual tension at work, Headbanging the headbanger, UFC 101 Fight, Link Love, JANE's ADDICTION and JOE PERRY, Teen Kasia, Denise Milani, and Bobbi Billard

Howdy Campers and Happy Tuesdee! If you find yourself oogling a co-worker today...

Feel free to invite her to spend the night in a hotel. She'll admire your confidence. Honestly.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Some poor headbanger got his poor head banged... on a curb:

Oh those wacky Brazilians and their love of the heavy metal headbanging.

If you went to UFC 101 in Philadelphia over the weekend:

There was action OuTSIDE of the octagon as well as inside. There's all kinds of reasons to go to UFC events now.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your smug, shitty attitude is. How's about lightening up?)

Kate Moss Nipple Slip (We can't get enough of Kate Moss Naked)

Tereza Fox and the Luckiest Purple Vibrator (z0d)

2009 Fantasy Football Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Awesomely Bad Infomercials From The 90s (Illuminati)

Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger...We want to Banger... get it? bang...her? (Freakshow Planet)

Charlie A shows off her T and A (glam0ur)

Ten Movie Bromances

30 Sexy celebrities that were sexy way before your time

the Legend of Neil: Episode 8 (atom)

N00b boyfriend; L33T the parents (College Humor)

Learn Why Chicks Dig Guys With Action Figures on 'The Collector' (Asylum)

7 Media Companies Too Stupid To Sang Their Own Name On YouTube

The Booze Death Calculator (The Bachelor Guy)

25 Undeniably Awesome Business Cards (NextRound)

Nine Nude Scenes To Avoid on Film (Screen Junkies)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your only friends are your drinking buddies)

Say "Hi" to Teen Kasia:

She's petite. She's Polish... she can't keep her clothes on

Let's take a moment to drool over Denise Milani in Daisy Dukes:

That show would have been SO much more popular with her in it.

From boobs, we move to bands...and JANE's ADDICTION:

They closed out Lollapalooza with Joe Perry from AEROSMITH doing "Jane Says".

Aaaand we move BACK to boobs with Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips:

We all LOVE GISELE. Admit it, you do too.

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Enjoy some time off from nailing your married neighbor and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

JANE's ADDICTION and JOE PERRY: 'Jane Says' LIVE at Lollapalooza
Teen Kasia In A Tiny Red Dress
Headbanger Gets His Head Banged... on a Sidewalk
Denise Milani in Daisy Dukes
UFC 101: Brawl Breaks Out In The Crowd
Bobbi Billard Busts Out Her D-Cup Boobs
Taiwain's Chin Shuai Hotel Collapses in Typhoon Morakot

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