Friday Links: Weekend Affairs and the Swimming Bear, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, LEGION red band trailer, APOCALYPTICA live, Gisele and 2 Live Crew, Gabriela and the Glass Dildo

Got weekend plans that include a motel room and lots of lube? You're one of millions...

This is what the room will look like BEFORE it's covered with DNA. Get some fresh air and have an affair. Tell the family you're going on a retreat.

Ladies, don't feel left out, because The Dancing Bear is here to cozy up to you.

A few drinks and a lap dance will lube you and the girls up nicely.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

'scuse us, ma'am? There's a Bear in your swimming pool:

You want a swimming pool? Expect bears. Yup. Bears.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for I LOVE IT ROUGH and PERVERTED PLANET, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Danika Davis and Miss Meg:

RateMyWOW: DANIKA DAVIS
RateMyWOW: MISS MEG

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Heidi Montag's PLAYBOY pictures (Drunken Stepfather)... until now, she's been mostly-naked

Aaliyah Love is looking oh-so-lovely. (z0d)

MADDEN 2010: Review! (Bullz-Eye)

Karli Madeline has Bikini Butt-Floss going on in her fanny (GorillaMask)

Hot 100: Blake Lively Legs Spectacular (DJMICK)

Rachel Culkin in a Cab...if only she were driving us to work (Freakshow Planet)

10 Great Baseball Beanings (Banned in Hollywood)

10 Of the best General Lee Jumps Of All Time (Epic Carnival)

Neverending Story Van Lady vs. FilmDrunk (FilmDrunk)

Christian girl tries and fails to convert her Hindu friend to Christianity (I Heart Chaos)

Joaquin Phoenix Rap Generator (atom)

Jessica Burciaga : The Ultimate Gallery (Gunaxin)

Buildings That Look Like Food (URLesque)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This lovely latina is Gabriela:

She loves sunsets, long walks in the park, getting naked, and glass dildos in her hiney.

As long as we're on the subject of Latinas, Jenaveve Jolie has something to show you:

Her ASS, mostly... getting gang-banged with Brianna Beach.

From Boobs, we move to bands and Finnish cello rockers APOCALYPTICA:

Performing "I'm Not Jesus" LIVE in Sweden.

Speaking of bands, we got wind of who OZZY OSBOURNE is bringing on board to replace ZAKK WYLDE...check it!

Aand on to movies, we've got the red band trailer for LEGION:

Cursing, wall-crawling grannies, fighting angels AND Dennis Quaid? We're there!

Aaaand BACK to boobies we go with our favorite FOUNDRY CAMS hottie, Gisele, who won a wet T-shirt contest at Internext:

The guys in 2 Live Crew LOVE GISELE...and you do too.

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Enjoy some time off from nailing your married neighbor and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Bear Jumps In A Backyard Pool In San Dimas
Jenaveve Jolie Loses Her Lingerie
LEGION - Red Band Trailer
Gabriela Takes Off Her Tight Top
MEGAN FOX 'PEER PRESSURE' PSA FROM 'JENNIFER's BODY'
Tolpess Kate Smacks Her Ass
APOCALYPTICA: 'I'm Not Jesus' LIVE in Sweden
Gisele Wins A Wet T-Shirt Contest with 2 LIVE CREW

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