Monday Links: Van vs. Light Rail Train, Fear Factory Live in Brazil, Twisted Sister Sings XMAS songs, Busty Merilyn, Dors Feline, New Foundry Cams

'Tis the season to get schnockered and then hook up with random married women.

Just ask these two ladies... they're wasted, horny, and their husbands are nowhere in sight. Be a deviant, why dontcha? Have an affair!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When playing chicken with a train, try to use something bigger than... a van:

The train will ALWAYS win.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Katie Price is SO Drunk
(Drunken Stepfather)
But wait, there's MORE! Katie Price is SO getting banged on VIDEO... haha.

Playboy's Buffy Tyler has Tremendous Ta-Ta's (z0d)

Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)

Kendra from FemJoy is rolling around in the grass. Watch out for Poison Ivy! (Daily Niner)

10 Things That Made Tim Tebow Cry (Heavy)

Dylan James is Busting out of her Bikini... seriously. (FreakshowPlanet)

McG Has Plans for Two More TERMINATORS (FilmDrunk)

FL. F ALL OUR L's (Warming Glow)

The Tiger Woods Mistress List - With Pictures (The Smoking Section)

Japanese Nurse Prank (Dave and Thomas)

NFL Scout Discusses Life Chasing the Next Big Football Star (BallHype)

6 Things The World Is Doing To Accommodate Your Fat Ass (FunnyCrave)

The Tetris God (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ukrainian hottie Busty Merilyn Sakova has 32G Boobs:

Merilyn, you're going to need a bigger bed to handle those boobs.

As long as we're paying homage to big boobs, check out Dors Feline:

She's busty. She's British. and she can put whipped cream in the strangest places.

And now, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", by umm TWISTED SISTER?

OK, well it's not THAT odd. TWISTED SISTER made a Christmas CD a few years ago.

Keeping on the heavy metal tip, FEAR FACTORY has re-formed with a few new members, and they made their live debut in Brazil:

Burton C. Bell and Dino are back...and better than ever! (eh, that old gag).

aaaaand back to the boobage... let's all drool a bit over Jane Darling from Twistys:
She has a VERY hard time keeping her clothes on...and not touching herself vigorously. We don't blame her one bit.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

FEAR FACTORY: 'Replica' LIVE in Brazil
Merilyn Sakova and her 32G boobs in Bed - Topless
Phoenix Light Rail Train vs. Van
Dors Feline Crawling on the Kitchen Table
AC/DC: 'You Shook Me All Night Long' LIVE in Buenos Aires
Jane Darling Strips In The Corner
TWISTED SISTER: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" LIVE in PA
FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

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