Fear Factory Bus Fire, Mystery MILF Ass-Scratch, SOUNDGARDEN plays a Chicago Club, Bret Michaels vs. Promoter, Latina Foundry Cams Hotness, Prinzzess Felicity Jade

Hooray! You made it through another week! Celebrate by spending the weekend sans-pants with a room full of married women

Screw nightclubs. at least with a swinger party you know what you're getting into. and who you're getting into. Get it? eh?.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The poor bastards in FEAR FACTORY got to watch their tour bus burst into flames on the way to London airport:

The band is just fine. Everything on the bus? Eh, not so much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which MILF pop-star mess is scratching her ass? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hint, Hint, Hint, Hint... *cough* went batshit crazy and shaved her head, lost custody of her kids to her chubby husband *cough*... Too much? Yeah, we suck at hints.

The 7 Richest Criminals In History (Celebrity Net Worth)

The 20 Most Intimidating Fictional Sharks of All Time (Brobibile)

Five More Yogi Bear Poster Taglines (Heavy)

PLAYBOY's Anastasia Christen has mastered the art of getting naked while balancing on rickety furniture (Freakshow Planet)

Lollapalooza 2010 Live Blog (Bullz-Eye)

8 Star Wars Pickup Lines - "there is no handjob." (Dorkly)

When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she looks really great naked (Dailyniner)

Passing on a Sports Team (Ask Men)

Nina James is Tight, Tattooed, and ...um, what were we saying? (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Reunited Alterna-Grunge rockheads SOUNDGARDEN dusted off their flanel and played a tiny club in Chicago the other night:

They're playing Lollapalooza on Sunday AND they have a brand new record coming out in September.

Our buddy our pal, Bret Michaels is on tour now (click for tickets)... but he had to bail on a Syracuse show:

Why? Because the bulky bastard promoter bounced a check or two...or three.

from bands we've met... to boobs we'll never get near...

Florida-born beauty Prinzzess Felicity Jade can't wait to get out of that pesky white lingerie:

How could you blame her, really? if you had a body like hers you'd be feeling yourself up non-stop...and if you disagree, you're LYING.

What do we know about fantastic-assed Monica?

Not a whole lot, to be honest. She does, however, need very little convincing to get nude and get sloppy with a lucky fella. Big Ass Adventure, indeed!.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Monday Links: Car Crash Fixes Headlight, Bar Rafaeli in a Bikini, Jessica Simpson Boob Grab, New FEAR FACTORY video, OVERKILL live in Spain

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When is the last time you saw a head-on collision FIX a busted headlight?




There's a first time for everthing, apparently...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but that face of yours, however...IS. Get rid of it, please)





Jessica Simpson Got Her Boob Grabbed (Drunken Stepfather)





Bar Refaeli and her Perfect Body in a Bikini in Mexico (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



AJ Bailey is Bare-assed on the Balcony...Braaavo! (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Nice Guys vs. Assholes (The Campus Throne)



Diana Doll could do some damage with those big ass boots (z0d)



6 Reasons Eating Healthier Meat Can Keep Your Meat Healthier (The Bachelor Guy)



Charlie Laine...guy name...definitely not a guy body. Wowzer (Dailyniner)



10 Recorded Instances Of Monkeys Sexually Assaulting Lesser Creatures (UPROXX)



Exclusive Interview with Uwe Boll (FunnyCrave)



57 Seconds of Abuse (atom)



'LOST' and 'HEROES' hate Black People (Comedy)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Do you think the guys in FEAR FACTORY were optimistic about MTV playing the video for "Fear Campaign?"



Perhaps... the whole Nazi-dog-yelling-at-naked-guy thing might have been a bit much.

Keeping with the metal theme, our buds in OVERKILL have a new album out, and they're touring in Europe:



This was shot in Barcelona, and Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth needs a sammich... or three.

Pretty Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



AAaaaaand she does all that hardcore stuff you wish your girl would do...which is such a bonus.

Proving that the hottest women come from everywhere EXCEPT the U.S., check out Hungarian hotness Aletta Ocean as she rids herself of her bulky bikini:



It just gets in the way of all the suggin and the fuggin...

Flawless young PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is showing off her nude body by the window:



Now if that noisy asswipe cameraman would just shut the fuck up, we could get down to bidness...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Motorcycle Theft Foiled, KISS rings Closing Bell, Heidi Montag does Yoga, FEAR FACTORY live in Australia, Gisele Gives a Lap Dance, Kar

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Monday Links: Van vs. Light Rail Train, Fear Factory Live in Brazil, Twisted Sister Sings XMAS songs, Busty Merilyn, Dors Feline, New Foundry Cams

'Tis the season to get schnockered and then hook up with random married women.



Just ask these two ladies... they're wasted, horny, and their husbands are nowhere in sight. Be a deviant, why dontcha? Have an affair!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When playing chicken with a train, try to use something bigger than... a van:




The train will ALWAYS win.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)




Katie Price is SO Drunk
(Drunken Stepfather)

But wait, there's MORE! Katie Price is SO getting banged on VIDEO... haha.



Playboy's Buffy Tyler has Tremendous Ta-Ta's (z0d)



Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)



Kendra from FemJoy is rolling around in the grass. Watch out for Poison Ivy! (Daily Niner)



10 Things That Made Tim Tebow Cry (Heavy)




Dylan James is Busting out of her Bikini... seriously. (FreakshowPlanet)



McG Has Plans for Two More TERMINATORS (FilmDrunk)



FL. F ALL OUR L's (Warming Glow)



The Tiger Woods Mistress List - With Pictures (The Smoking Section)



Japanese Nurse Prank (Dave and Thomas)



NFL Scout Discusses Life Chasing the Next Big Football Star (BallHype)



6 Things The World Is Doing To Accommodate Your Fat Ass (FunnyCrave)



The Tetris God (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ukrainian hottie Busty Merilyn Sakova has 32G Boobs:



Merilyn, you're going to need a bigger bed to handle those boobs.

As long as we're paying homage to big boobs, check out Dors Feline:



She's busty. She's British. and she can put whipped cream in the strangest places.

And now, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", by umm TWISTED SISTER?



OK, well it's not THAT odd. TWISTED SISTER made a Christmas CD a few years ago.

Keeping on the heavy metal tip, FEAR FACTORY has re-formed with a few new members, and they made their live debut in Brazil:



Burton C. Bell and Dino are back...and better than ever! (eh, that old gag).

aaaaand back to the boobage... let's all drool a bit over Jane Darling from Twistys:


She has a VERY hard time keeping her clothes on...and not touching herself vigorously. We don't blame her one bit.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".

What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.





CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS



(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



FEAR FACTORY: 'Replica' LIVE in Brazil

Merilyn Sakova and her 32G boobs in Bed - Topless

Phoenix Light Rail Train vs. Van

Dors Feline Crawling on the Kitchen Table

AC/DC: 'You Shook Me All Night Long' LIVE in Buenos Aires

Jane Darling Strips In The Corner

TWISTED SISTER: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" LIVE in PA

FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

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Monday Links: Van vs. Light Rail Train, Fear Factory Live in Brazil, Twisted Sister Sings XMAS songs, Busty Merilyn, Dors Feline, New Foundry Cams

'Tis the season to get schnockered and then hook up with random married women.

Just ask these two ladies... they're wasted, horny, and their husbands are nowhere in sight. Be a deviant, why dontcha? Have an affair!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When playing chicken with a train, try to use something bigger than... a van:

The train will ALWAYS win.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Katie Price is SO Drunk
(Drunken Stepfather)
But wait, there's MORE! Katie Price is SO getting banged on VIDEO... haha.

Playboy's Buffy Tyler has Tremendous Ta-Ta's (z0d)

Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)

Kendra from FemJoy is rolling around in the grass. Watch out for Poison Ivy! (Daily Niner)

10 Things That Made Tim Tebow Cry (Heavy)

Dylan James is Busting out of her Bikini... seriously. (FreakshowPlanet)

McG Has Plans for Two More TERMINATORS (FilmDrunk)

FL. F ALL OUR L's (Warming Glow)

The Tiger Woods Mistress List - With Pictures (The Smoking Section)

Japanese Nurse Prank (Dave and Thomas)

NFL Scout Discusses Life Chasing the Next Big Football Star (BallHype)

6 Things The World Is Doing To Accommodate Your Fat Ass (FunnyCrave)

The Tetris God (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ukrainian hottie Busty Merilyn Sakova has 32G Boobs:

Merilyn, you're going to need a bigger bed to handle those boobs.

As long as we're paying homage to big boobs, check out Dors Feline:

She's busty. She's British. and she can put whipped cream in the strangest places.

And now, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", by umm TWISTED SISTER?

OK, well it's not THAT odd. TWISTED SISTER made a Christmas CD a few years ago.

Keeping on the heavy metal tip, FEAR FACTORY has re-formed with a few new members, and they made their live debut in Brazil:

Burton C. Bell and Dino are back...and better than ever! (eh, that old gag).

aaaaand back to the boobage... let's all drool a bit over Jane Darling from Twistys:
She has a VERY hard time keeping her clothes on...and not touching herself vigorously. We don't blame her one bit.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

FEAR FACTORY: 'Replica' LIVE in Brazil
Merilyn Sakova and her 32G boobs in Bed - Topless
Phoenix Light Rail Train vs. Van
Dors Feline Crawling on the Kitchen Table
AC/DC: 'You Shook Me All Night Long' LIVE in Buenos Aires
Jane Darling Strips In The Corner
TWISTED SISTER: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" LIVE in PA
FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

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Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

 

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

oh, it's that time again, isn't it?

It SURE is.

We sent our girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".

What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it.

Then, if you have any fluid left in your joints, Click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni G LIVE on Cam!

Thanks to Jon for the great video editing.

Get some TANTRIC online now:

Or you can get some Tantric at iTunes:

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FOUNDRYMUSIC INTERVIEW: Dino Cazares of DIVINE HERESY

We got the chance to fire off some goofiness to DIVINE HERESY's very own Dino Cazares (ex-FEAR FACTORY). Dino was a good sport, and even typed everything in all caps so you don't have to miss a word he says. I was too lazy to retype all of his answers to be nicer on the eyes, so any and all complaints can be directed to the person sitting next to you. Actually, Dino was a really nice guy and not bothered at all by our childish line of questioning. In fact, if you're looking for some new porn genres, he has a pretty nice list for you to choose from (we're guessing from the list he gave us that Dino LOVES to jerk off, and that is A-OK with us). Well, that's all from me, sit back, grab yourself, and enjoy!






CLICK DINO's CHUBBY MUG TO READ THE INTERVIEW!