Wednesday Links: Hump Day Hump Advice, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Train Rips Through Truck, Grinch steals Santa, Rob Zombie Live, Jelena Jensen, Playboy'

Happy Hump Day, boys and girls. Did you ever want to learn how to hump better?



We honestly thought we were pros. Then we saw Dr Z's new instructional video.

Then we realized how much we suck at humping.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE and COVER MY FACE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Jessica Rox and Elis Diamond:






RateMyWOW: ELIS DIAMOND

RateMyWOW: JESSICA ROX

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoa. You ever see a tractor trailer come apart like that?




Train tore through that sucker like it was tissue paper.

Sheesh. Some people just can't get into the Christmas spirit:




Some San Antonio kids are going to be awfully lonely this Christmas.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your face, however...is killing us. Consider burning it off)




Pam Anderson is still very bang-able
(Drunken Stepfather)

perhaps she could make another SEX TAPE...like the one she did with BRET MICHAELS


Faye has nice li'l nubs, and a giant Vag (z0d)



Featured Model: Andrenia Samudio (Bullz-Eye)



Looking up Lola's lucky skirt! (Daily Niner)



Celebrity Sex Tapes Nobody Wants To See (Heavy)



Crissy Moran is More than just Sexy (FreakshowPlanet)



30 People Who Might Be Aliens (Manofest)



Three Cheers for Jordan Fish (Big League Screw)



The Ten Must-See Christmas Horror Movies (Gunaxin)



A stick figure drawing of Jesus gets second grader suspended (Guyism)



How To Be an American Politician (FunnyCrave)



Axon, Axoff - Scientists Discover How To Regrow Nerve Cells (GammaSquad)



How To Fight Bullies (Yep Yep)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only tail you'll get is attached to your dog)

Busty adult starlet Jelena Jensen has a 34F-sized chest:



How she stands upright is a mystery to us.

Busty, booty-tastic Latina Bridgitte B ejoys other women and other men for that matter:



She also enjoys the taste of a young fella. Lucky you, mister!

Our buddy ROB ZOMBIE is on tour now (click for tickets) and was at Mohegan Sun doing "Dragula":



Honestly, could anyone other than ROB ZOMBIE get away with playing Munsters video without being booed off stage?

Aaaaand back to boobies (of course), we honor PLAYBOY's Nikki Ryann, who claims to enjoy french fries



We don't believe that one bit. You don't get an ass like that eating fries.

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.

The girls provide the boobies.






CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!



(and now to recap... because our brains retain material like strainers)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



The Grinch Who Stole the Inflatable Santa

Bridgette B has Got Big Boobs and Booty

ROB ZOMBIE: "Dragula" LIVE at Mohegan Sun

PLAYBOY's Nikki Ryann Gets Naked

Train Rips Through Semi Truck

Jelena Jensen in Baby Blue

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