Beach MILF, Dee Snider Forgets Lyrics, ALTER BRIDGE, HINDER and PRETTY MAIDS live and on FOUNDRY CAMS, Rachel Starr and Carmella Bing despise tight clothing

You see this? this is the body of a lonely married lady hanging out at beach getting hit on by a guy that SHOULD be you.

Her husband is back home nailing his secretary so it's your turn to make a move on this fine piece of mommy muff

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Either Dee Snider has way too much on his plate or he's got Alzheimer's...because the TWISTED SISTER frontman is starting to forget the words, maaaaan.

"You can't stop Rock and ---" aww, crap. Forgot the words.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOW! Who knew SHE had boobs like these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Apparently everyone EXCEPT us knew she liked getting naked on film... You'll still never guess.

Featured Model: Jacqueline Suzanne (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Oh Peach, you're jut as sweet as a ... oh you get the idea (FreakShow Planet)

Isis Taylor is in a tight pink bikini...anyone wanna guess for how long? (z0d)

Kayden Kross is about to do something very naughty with a very LUCKY candy cane (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

CREED minus Scott Stapp equals ALTER BRIDGE and EVERY TIME I DIE?

The singer is Myles Kennedy, who just happens to be singing in SLASH's solo band and... so he's kind of, well, you know... talented.

Our friends in HINDER have have a new album out TODAY called All American Nightmare, and this is them playing the title track in York, PA:

No. Nobody slipped on a banana peel or caught on fire. It's just a good tune, that's all. OK, you go now.

OOh! Almost forgot! Speaking of HINDER, they gave us music for:
this Foundry Cams video:

and
THIS FOUNDRY CAMS video with the twins

Speaking of bands that have given us songs for FOUNDRY CAMS videos, check out Danish rock band PRETTY MAIDS doing what they do best... in Denmark, of course:

Those guys gave us music for Breanna's FOUNDRY CAMS video.

And now we yank the steering wheel to the left all the way toward...the boobies! Yaaaaay Boobies! (yeah, I know. We're a bunch of children)

Oh...Sweet...God... RACHEL STARR cloned herself!

Oh wait, sorry. That's a mirror. We know because we saw the full-length scene in CURVY GIRLS 5 (click to watch it on Demand). We like to do our homework.

You've seen her before, but might not know tha this is Carmella Bing and she's got on a very very tight dress:

She gives you a little sample here, but The full madness is in CURVY GIRLS 4 ... and yes, once we get into a series, we beat it to death.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Firecracker vs. Fish Tank, THOR video from Comic-Con, Tara Reid Drunken Party Pics, Dee Snider in Texas, Adler's Appetite LIVE, Old School Shauna Sand, Amy Reid is Oily

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

A group of college-age MENSA members drop a firecracker into a ten gallon fish tank:

What did they THINK was going to happen. The Goldfish are OK. The Fish Tank isn't.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Ladies and Gentlemen, dorks of all ages (like us)... let your geek flag fly... it's Exclusive THOR footage!

If you were lucky enough to see it at Comic-Con, then ... Good for you. If not, then Enjoy... and if you don't know THOR, you have catching up to do.

Adriana Lima is Not a Good Bikini Model (WWTDD)

'Scuse us, ma'am Enough with the 'Ugly Betty' crap and drop yer pants!


Tara Reid Drunken Party Pictures (Drunken Stepfather)

Just the way we like her shitface drunk and falling out of her shirt... those acting gigs are right around the corner!
Would You Eat Sushi Out of a Tube? The Sushi Popper is Now Available! (The Campus Socialite)

Final Thoughts On Comic-Con: It’s Like A 4-Day Double Rainbow Video (FilmDrunk)

Monika Vesela shouldn't play soccer naked. She's going to get hurt. Are we missing the point? Again? (Freakshow Planet)

Grub For Guys: Peanut Butter and Banana Burger (Bullz-Eye)

Adorable Kittens Cause Massive Property Damage, Bodily Injury (UPROXX)

Ashley Nicole Arthur shouldn't play basketball naked. The other team might get distracted, you know? (Dailyniner)

The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)

Cassie Kellar is one Student whose Body We'd like to Study (z0d)

Facebook Sex Interactive Adventure (FunnyCrave)

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

Dee Snider from TWISTED SISTER jumped on stage with GRADY at the Republic of Texas Biker Rally:

"We're Not Gonna Take it"? What, the rising cost of Icy Hot? See, that's an old person joke. Albeit a bad one.

Former GUNS N' ROSES drummer Steven Adler and ADLER's APPETITE rolled out their new song "Alive" in Santa Ana:

Because he's such a nice fella, he's giving away the song with every purchase of his new book... for a limited time, of course.

From Classic Rock to Classic Racks...

Holy Jamoley! Shauna Sand, who you kmight know from a li'l sex tape... was once a PLAYBOY Playmate of the Month:

This clip was from a 1997 Playboy Video Centerfold video. WOW. 13 years and a lot of plastic surgery makes all the difference.

Remember German adult starlet Amy Reid? She's wetting up her boobs again:

She's doing it all in the name of her profession of course. you can see the full scene in Big Wet Tits 3 - On Demand Now (see? we no lie).

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Golf Course Police Chase, Kelly Brook in a Bikini, OZZY live in Birmingham, MEGADETH in Bulgaria, TWISTED SISTER in France, Lupe Fuentes in Lingerie, Mackenzie Pierce in Oil, Karina Hart & Kelley Scarlett in Tight outfits

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

3 Car Chases. 2 Days. 1 Enormous Set of Big Brass Balls.

The last one was on a golf course in a gated community. Hooray for jackass!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kelly Brook in a Bikini, Day 2 (WWTDD)

Oh...wait... Kelly Brook is in Smallville, right? Yeah, that's her.


Gordon Ramsay hangs out at Nude Beaches and Gawks at Old Man Ass (Drunken Stepfather)

How to Write Twilight Fanfiction (FunnyCrave)

Angel Cassidy looks Devilish in Chains and Latex (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Kelly Kachinske (Bullz-Eye)

Lenny Kravitz Surprise Performance of 'Fly Away' With Church Choir (URLesque)

Favorite Alcoholic Beverages From Literature (Asylum)

Asa Akira is Wide Open and Willing by the pool (Dailyniner)

Five Absolutely Horrifying Internet Communities (Gunaxin)

Sabrina Maree Has Her Hand in her Pants. Subtle, eh? (z0d)

How To Be "Macho Man" Randy Savage: A Practical Guide (UPROXX)

A Never-Ending Debate: iPhone vs BlackBerry (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

The Price of Darkness himself OZZY OSBOURNE (click to load up yer iPod) went back to Birmingham (UK, that is):

...and performed "Mr Crowley" for 400 lucky fans.

What do Bulgarians love more than Moussaka? MEGADETH, dammit!

Can you tell we have a boner for this Sonisphere footage from Bulgaria? No? OK, we'll post more then.

Those old wig-wearing farts in TWISTED SISTER payed tribute to the late, great Ronnie James Dio at Hellfest:

The band says they're going to tour less. Helps protect the brand...and their brittle hips

From Heavy Metal to Hotness...of the Latina kind

This, folks...is Spanish-Colombian Piece-of-Ass Lupe Fuentes:

She's young, tight, and totally filthy but don't take OUR word for it...we've seen the uncut vids.

Slender, asstastic Mackenzie Pierce is oiling up her hiney...and the floor. Quick! Call Kevin Costner!

Or just get a mop. You can see Mackenzie's entire hardcore scene online in Big Wet Asses 16 - On Demand now!...Yup. They made SIXTEEN of them. So many unanswered questions.

How does naturally busty Czech babe Karina Hart stay in those tight outfits?

Easy. She DOESN'T. End of story.

Big-boobed British Babe Kelley Scarlett is another one who can'tseem to stay dressed for long:

She packed those boobs into the tightest plaid skirt known to man... and then proceeded to take it off in all haste. We salute Kelley and all that she does

Back to blondes!!! We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: Van vs. Light Rail Train, Fear Factory Live in Brazil, Twisted Sister Sings XMAS songs, Busty Merilyn, Dors Feline, New Foundry Cams

'Tis the season to get schnockered and then hook up with random married women.



Just ask these two ladies... they're wasted, horny, and their husbands are nowhere in sight. Be a deviant, why dontcha? Have an affair!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When playing chicken with a train, try to use something bigger than... a van:




The train will ALWAYS win.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)




Katie Price is SO Drunk
(Drunken Stepfather)

But wait, there's MORE! Katie Price is SO getting banged on VIDEO... haha.



Playboy's Buffy Tyler has Tremendous Ta-Ta's (z0d)



Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)



Kendra from FemJoy is rolling around in the grass. Watch out for Poison Ivy! (Daily Niner)



10 Things That Made Tim Tebow Cry (Heavy)




Dylan James is Busting out of her Bikini... seriously. (FreakshowPlanet)



McG Has Plans for Two More TERMINATORS (FilmDrunk)



FL. F ALL OUR L's (Warming Glow)



The Tiger Woods Mistress List - With Pictures (The Smoking Section)



Japanese Nurse Prank (Dave and Thomas)



NFL Scout Discusses Life Chasing the Next Big Football Star (BallHype)



6 Things The World Is Doing To Accommodate Your Fat Ass (FunnyCrave)



The Tetris God (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ukrainian hottie Busty Merilyn Sakova has 32G Boobs:



Merilyn, you're going to need a bigger bed to handle those boobs.

As long as we're paying homage to big boobs, check out Dors Feline:



She's busty. She's British. and she can put whipped cream in the strangest places.

And now, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", by umm TWISTED SISTER?



OK, well it's not THAT odd. TWISTED SISTER made a Christmas CD a few years ago.

Keeping on the heavy metal tip, FEAR FACTORY has re-formed with a few new members, and they made their live debut in Brazil:



Burton C. Bell and Dino are back...and better than ever! (eh, that old gag).

aaaaand back to the boobage... let's all drool a bit over Jane Darling from Twistys:


She has a VERY hard time keeping her clothes on...and not touching herself vigorously. We don't blame her one bit.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".

What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.





CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS



(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



FEAR FACTORY: 'Replica' LIVE in Brazil

Merilyn Sakova and her 32G boobs in Bed - Topless

Phoenix Light Rail Train vs. Van

Dors Feline Crawling on the Kitchen Table

AC/DC: 'You Shook Me All Night Long' LIVE in Buenos Aires

Jane Darling Strips In The Corner

TWISTED SISTER: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" LIVE in PA

FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

These are some of the many social networking programs we're linked up with, so JOIN US, won't you?


Zannel: FoundryMusic

Facebook: FoundryMusic

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Twitter: FoundryMusic (you can get updates to your cell phone here as well)

MySpace: FoundryMusic

NING: FoundryMusic

FRIEND FEED: FoundryMusic

Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)

LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

Monday Links: Van vs. Light Rail Train, Fear Factory Live in Brazil, Twisted Sister Sings XMAS songs, Busty Merilyn, Dors Feline, New Foundry Cams

'Tis the season to get schnockered and then hook up with random married women.

Just ask these two ladies... they're wasted, horny, and their husbands are nowhere in sight. Be a deviant, why dontcha? Have an affair!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When playing chicken with a train, try to use something bigger than... a van:

The train will ALWAYS win.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Katie Price is SO Drunk
(Drunken Stepfather)
But wait, there's MORE! Katie Price is SO getting banged on VIDEO... haha.

Playboy's Buffy Tyler has Tremendous Ta-Ta's (z0d)

Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)

Kendra from FemJoy is rolling around in the grass. Watch out for Poison Ivy! (Daily Niner)

10 Things That Made Tim Tebow Cry (Heavy)

Dylan James is Busting out of her Bikini... seriously. (FreakshowPlanet)

McG Has Plans for Two More TERMINATORS (FilmDrunk)

FL. F ALL OUR L's (Warming Glow)

The Tiger Woods Mistress List - With Pictures (The Smoking Section)

Japanese Nurse Prank (Dave and Thomas)

NFL Scout Discusses Life Chasing the Next Big Football Star (BallHype)

6 Things The World Is Doing To Accommodate Your Fat Ass (FunnyCrave)

The Tetris God (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ukrainian hottie Busty Merilyn Sakova has 32G Boobs:

Merilyn, you're going to need a bigger bed to handle those boobs.

As long as we're paying homage to big boobs, check out Dors Feline:

She's busty. She's British. and she can put whipped cream in the strangest places.

And now, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", by umm TWISTED SISTER?

OK, well it's not THAT odd. TWISTED SISTER made a Christmas CD a few years ago.

Keeping on the heavy metal tip, FEAR FACTORY has re-formed with a few new members, and they made their live debut in Brazil:

Burton C. Bell and Dino are back...and better than ever! (eh, that old gag).

aaaaand back to the boobage... let's all drool a bit over Jane Darling from Twistys:
She has a VERY hard time keeping her clothes on...and not touching herself vigorously. We don't blame her one bit.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

FEAR FACTORY: 'Replica' LIVE in Brazil
Merilyn Sakova and her 32G boobs in Bed - Topless
Phoenix Light Rail Train vs. Van
Dors Feline Crawling on the Kitchen Table
AC/DC: 'You Shook Me All Night Long' LIVE in Buenos Aires
Jane Darling Strips In The Corner
TWISTED SISTER: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" LIVE in PA
FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

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NING: FoundryMusic
FRIEND FEED: FoundryMusic
Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

 

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