Monday Links: Van vs. Light Rail Train, Fear Factory Live in Brazil, Twisted Sister Sings XMAS songs, Busty Merilyn, Dors Feline, New Foundry Cams

'Tis the season to get schnockered and then hook up with random married women.



Just ask these two ladies... they're wasted, horny, and their husbands are nowhere in sight. Be a deviant, why dontcha? Have an affair!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When playing chicken with a train, try to use something bigger than... a van:




The train will ALWAYS win.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)




Katie Price is SO Drunk
(Drunken Stepfather)

But wait, there's MORE! Katie Price is SO getting banged on VIDEO... haha.



Playboy's Buffy Tyler has Tremendous Ta-Ta's (z0d)



Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)



Kendra from FemJoy is rolling around in the grass. Watch out for Poison Ivy! (Daily Niner)



10 Things That Made Tim Tebow Cry (Heavy)




Dylan James is Busting out of her Bikini... seriously. (FreakshowPlanet)



McG Has Plans for Two More TERMINATORS (FilmDrunk)



FL. F ALL OUR L's (Warming Glow)



The Tiger Woods Mistress List - With Pictures (The Smoking Section)



Japanese Nurse Prank (Dave and Thomas)



NFL Scout Discusses Life Chasing the Next Big Football Star (BallHype)



6 Things The World Is Doing To Accommodate Your Fat Ass (FunnyCrave)



The Tetris God (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ukrainian hottie Busty Merilyn Sakova has 32G Boobs:



Merilyn, you're going to need a bigger bed to handle those boobs.

As long as we're paying homage to big boobs, check out Dors Feline:



She's busty. She's British. and she can put whipped cream in the strangest places.

And now, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", by umm TWISTED SISTER?



OK, well it's not THAT odd. TWISTED SISTER made a Christmas CD a few years ago.

Keeping on the heavy metal tip, FEAR FACTORY has re-formed with a few new members, and they made their live debut in Brazil:



Burton C. Bell and Dino are back...and better than ever! (eh, that old gag).

aaaaand back to the boobage... let's all drool a bit over Jane Darling from Twistys:


She has a VERY hard time keeping her clothes on...and not touching herself vigorously. We don't blame her one bit.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".

What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.





CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS



(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



FEAR FACTORY: 'Replica' LIVE in Brazil

Merilyn Sakova and her 32G boobs in Bed - Topless

Phoenix Light Rail Train vs. Van

Dors Feline Crawling on the Kitchen Table

AC/DC: 'You Shook Me All Night Long' LIVE in Buenos Aires

Jane Darling Strips In The Corner

TWISTED SISTER: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" LIVE in PA

FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

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Monday Links: Van vs. Light Rail Train, Fear Factory Live in Brazil, Twisted Sister Sings XMAS songs, Busty Merilyn, Dors Feline, New Foundry Cams

'Tis the season to get schnockered and then hook up with random married women.

Just ask these two ladies... they're wasted, horny, and their husbands are nowhere in sight. Be a deviant, why dontcha? Have an affair!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When playing chicken with a train, try to use something bigger than... a van:

The train will ALWAYS win.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Katie Price is SO Drunk
(Drunken Stepfather)
But wait, there's MORE! Katie Price is SO getting banged on VIDEO... haha.

Playboy's Buffy Tyler has Tremendous Ta-Ta's (z0d)

Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)

Kendra from FemJoy is rolling around in the grass. Watch out for Poison Ivy! (Daily Niner)

10 Things That Made Tim Tebow Cry (Heavy)

Dylan James is Busting out of her Bikini... seriously. (FreakshowPlanet)

McG Has Plans for Two More TERMINATORS (FilmDrunk)

FL. F ALL OUR L's (Warming Glow)

The Tiger Woods Mistress List - With Pictures (The Smoking Section)

Japanese Nurse Prank (Dave and Thomas)

NFL Scout Discusses Life Chasing the Next Big Football Star (BallHype)

6 Things The World Is Doing To Accommodate Your Fat Ass (FunnyCrave)

The Tetris God (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ukrainian hottie Busty Merilyn Sakova has 32G Boobs:

Merilyn, you're going to need a bigger bed to handle those boobs.

As long as we're paying homage to big boobs, check out Dors Feline:

She's busty. She's British. and she can put whipped cream in the strangest places.

And now, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", by umm TWISTED SISTER?

OK, well it's not THAT odd. TWISTED SISTER made a Christmas CD a few years ago.

Keeping on the heavy metal tip, FEAR FACTORY has re-formed with a few new members, and they made their live debut in Brazil:

Burton C. Bell and Dino are back...and better than ever! (eh, that old gag).

aaaaand back to the boobage... let's all drool a bit over Jane Darling from Twistys:
She has a VERY hard time keeping her clothes on...and not touching herself vigorously. We don't blame her one bit.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

FEAR FACTORY: 'Replica' LIVE in Brazil
Merilyn Sakova and her 32G boobs in Bed - Topless
Phoenix Light Rail Train vs. Van
Dors Feline Crawling on the Kitchen Table
AC/DC: 'You Shook Me All Night Long' LIVE in Buenos Aires
Jane Darling Strips In The Corner
TWISTED SISTER: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" LIVE in PA
FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G is Coming Undone with TANTRIC

oh, it's that time again, isn't it?

It SURE is.

We sent our girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".

What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it.

Then, if you have any fluid left in your joints, Click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni G LIVE on Cam!

Thanks to Jon for the great video editing.

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Friday Links: Bikini girl affairs or the Dancing Bear, Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole fight, Shauvon Torres Implant busting Belly flop, Link love, SLASH plays Dodger Stadium, Katerina, Merilyn, and their big boobs

How will you spend YOUR weekend? Will you engage in a torrid affair with a lovely bikini babe?

These hot-as-hell bikini girls were brougt to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy young bikini girls.

Because if you don't spend time with these girls... The Dancing Bear will:

He's not subtle...He's not gentle.. He's the Dancing Bear... the girls love him.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This video of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis getting attacked by Brody Jenner's girl, PLAYBOY Playmate Jayde Nicole...

...is going to make it very hard for PLAYBOY Playmate Jayde Nicole to deny she picked a fight with Joe Francis. Still, the attorneys still need to get paid.

Considering all of the physical activity and fake tits in reality shows...

We're shocked it took this long for someone to bust open an implant (or at least THINK she did). Congrats Shauvon Torres!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your piss-poor attitude IS, so why not lighten up before someone cripples you)

College Kids - Make some extra scratch...without selling access to your doodie hole

Kayden Kross Teaches You How To Get Your Girl to do Anal (Drunken Stepfather) ...whoa boy ...We LOVES us some Kayden Kross - On Demand, yousonsabitches!

Danielle Trixie plays pool... oh, and she's naked! (Daily Niner)

A chat with Kevin Smith (Bullz-Eye)

Tylene Buck...really likes to...take her bikini off. (z0d)

Lanny Barbie. 'nuff said.

The 20 Funkiest TV Theme Songs (Gunaxin)

Top 10 Pop Culture Last Supper Parodies (Nextround)

Kanye West Comments On Barack Obama's Nobel Prize Win (HEAVY)

Where does Chocolate Milk Come From? (atom)

5 websites During the Zombie Apocolypse (College Humor)

The Prediction Test (Today's Big Thing)

Essential Guy App Roundup

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

Sexy Czech blond Katerina Hartlova is peeling off her pink lingerie:

When you have boobs THAT big, you have to let them air out. Or not. We don't know what we're talking about.

As long as we're talking about really big boobs, Merilyn Sakova is letting her boobies breathe:

What the hell is in the water in Eastern Europe that's making these boobs so big? Sheesh.

From Big Boobs to Big Guitars, it's SLASH playing the national anthem at Dodger Stadium:

HARDWARE is being re-released on DVD and Blu-Ray next week.. uncut...uncensored. You know, the good version.

Shifting gears RADICALLY, here's one more push for our own Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS in the tightest outfit imaginable, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Busty Merilyn Tries on a Ton of Tops
SLASH performs the National Anthem at Dodgers Stadium
Shauvon Torres Implant-busting Belly-Flop
Katerina Hartlova Peels off her Pink Lingerie
CCTV: Joel Francis fighting with Jayde Nicole
Sexy Argentinian Babe loses Her Black Lingerie

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Wednesday Links: Mid-Week Affair and the Dancing Bear, Motorcycle Mash-Up, Joe Perry Live, New OZZY Documentary, Russian babe fest with Merilyn Sakova

It's hump day, kids... so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren't going to fondle themselves, you know.



Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that's not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?

By the way, if your woman tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.



Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets home, buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Don't worry mister motorcycle man, that STOP sign doesn't apply to you:




...unless there's another motorcycle man on the other side of the intersection.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)



Aubrey O'Day and Holly Madison Go Topless in Vegas (Drunken Stepfather)... and here's Holly Madison Getting naked on film!



Saantha Ryan Can't stop touching herself (Daily Niner)



Glamor Girl: Reagen (Bullz-Eye)



Cindy Hope...Hopes there's no one looking in her backyard with a telescope (z0d)



Five supplies you should steal from work (Illuminati)



Naughty Schoolgirl Ashlyn Page messes up the library (Freakshow Planet)



“I’m with Stupid” – Cartoon Edition (Gunaxin)



Signs you are trick-or-treating at a swinger's house (Illuminati)



A Definitive Guide To Combovers (Yep Yep)



Nicole Eggert is...Chubby! Nooooooo! (Don Chavez)



Legend of Neil, Season 2, Ep. 5 (atom)

YouTube’s 5 Best Parkour Fails (Nextround)



The 10 Hottest Celebrity Sports Wives and Girlfriends (Bleacher Report)



This Week In Clothed Animal Commericals (Warming Glow)






I'M SORRY:

(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Busty Russian beauty Merilyn Sakova can't seem to find clothes that fit:



Well, she CAN. She just chooses to wear tiny bikinis. We don't mind one bit.

Russian babes are the flavor of the day, and Honey is finger-licking good:



Honey is also about to get DP'ed by two gentlemen, so we hope she has lots o' lube.

While AEROSMITH takes a li'l break, Mr Joe Perry is rocking the solo gigs, like this one in Plymouth, Mass:



Walk This Way, fuckstick.

The Prince of Fucking Darkness, OZZY OSBOURNE will be the focus of a new documentary, produced by his son, Jack:



Newly sober, and reflective as hell. He's Ozzy, bitches.

Boobies and milk! It's Anya from Polish Busty washing her milk jugs in a bathtub full of ...milk:



Why even bother with clothes?

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:





CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



OZZY OSBOURNE - 'Wreckage Of My Past' - Trailer

Hot Russian Blond Babe Honey Shows Off Her Tight Body

Double Motorcycle Collision at Intersection

Anya Washes Her Massive Boobs In Milk

JOE PERRY PROJECT: 'Walk This Way' LIVE in Plymouth, MA

Busty Merilyn in a Tiny Black Bikini

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