Monday Links: Frat Boy Bottle Smash, American Idol contestant dragged out, Phil Collen plays HENDRIX live at NAMM, New Foundry Cams video, Erica Campb

Have a fun weekend, did ya?

Spend it with a married friend, did ya?



When your home life is making you miserable... Spend quality time with someone else's spouse.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Go on, audition for American Idol...




When you get booted, try not to get hauled out by security...

Rule #88 in the Frat-boy handbook:




If at first, you don't smash a bottle over you buddy's head...try try again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)





Angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally) (WWTDD)



Angelina Jolie is tearing her clothes off (literally)





Jennifer Hudson looks like Grimace in a swimsuit (Drunken Stepfather)



Hot Girls Getting Pranked (College Humor)



2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)



Audrey and Nikki are getting very friendly in the tub (z0d)



Sundance Film Festival Review: Ryan Reynolds' 'Buried' Is Faux-Artsy Torture Porn (FilmDrunk)



Tiffany Tyler is Taking of her Tie...ler (Daily Niner)



Top Ten Signs She's a Bitch (Ask Men)



Holy Hell...Hanna Hilton is HOT (FreakshowPlanet)



Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards (Don Chavez)



Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: World’s Sexiest Australian? (COED Magazine)



Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline (HEAVY)



The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos (Guyism)



Asylum Counts Down the Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Phil Collen from DEF LEPPARD ripped through a cover of JIMI HENDRIX's "Fire" at NAMM:



The band is taking a li'l break before ramping up a new album, so expect the individual members to be popping up randomly.

Sure busty Erica Campbell found God and gout out of the adult biz:



but there's still plenty of footage of her getting naked of touching herself.

Speaking of large-bosomed ladies, heavy-breasted Lorna Morgan can't keep her shirt on



Those are 36HH-sized funbags, fells. enjoy some NOW!

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you're going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



American Idol Contestant Taken Out In Handcuffs

Erica Campbell Naked in the Backyard

DEF LEPPARD's Phil Collen performs "Fire" by JIMI HENDRIX at NAMM

Lorna Morgan unleashes her 36HH Funbags in public

Beer Bottle Smashed over Frat Boy's Head - Twice

FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle

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