Monday Links: Frat Boy Bottle Smash, American Idol contestant dragged out, Phil Collen plays HENDRIX live at NAMM, New Foundry Cams video, Erica Campb

Have a fun weekend, did ya?

Spend it with a married friend, did ya?



When your home life is making you miserable... Spend quality time with someone else's spouse.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Go on, audition for American Idol...




When you get booted, try not to get hauled out by security...

Rule #88 in the Frat-boy handbook:




If at first, you don't smash a bottle over you buddy's head...try try again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)





Angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally) (WWTDD)



Angelina Jolie is tearing her clothes off (literally)





Jennifer Hudson looks like Grimace in a swimsuit (Drunken Stepfather)



Hot Girls Getting Pranked (College Humor)



2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)



Audrey and Nikki are getting very friendly in the tub (z0d)



Sundance Film Festival Review: Ryan Reynolds' 'Buried' Is Faux-Artsy Torture Porn (FilmDrunk)



Tiffany Tyler is Taking of her Tie...ler (Daily Niner)



Top Ten Signs She's a Bitch (Ask Men)



Holy Hell...Hanna Hilton is HOT (FreakshowPlanet)



Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards (Don Chavez)



Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: World’s Sexiest Australian? (COED Magazine)



Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline (HEAVY)



The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos (Guyism)



Asylum Counts Down the Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Phil Collen from DEF LEPPARD ripped through a cover of JIMI HENDRIX's "Fire" at NAMM:



The band is taking a li'l break before ramping up a new album, so expect the individual members to be popping up randomly.

Sure busty Erica Campbell found God and gout out of the adult biz:



but there's still plenty of footage of her getting naked of touching herself.

Speaking of large-bosomed ladies, heavy-breasted Lorna Morgan can't keep her shirt on



Those are 36HH-sized funbags, fells. enjoy some NOW!

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you're going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



American Idol Contestant Taken Out In Handcuffs

Erica Campbell Naked in the Backyard

DEF LEPPARD's Phil Collen performs "Fire" by JIMI HENDRIX at NAMM

Lorna Morgan unleashes her 36HH Funbags in public

Beer Bottle Smashed over Frat Boy's Head - Twice

FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, German Drunk with a fake Gun, SEBASTIAN BACH live in Finland, John Corabi rocks MOTLEY CRUE in Nashville, Erica Campbell and Jamie Lynn Topless

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Cameron Gold and Kristy Lust:

RateMyWOW: CAMERON GOLD
RateMyWOW: KRISTY LUST

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When wandering around drunk through the streets of Berlin:

Try to keep your fake gun/lighter in your pocket so you don't get your ass kicked - like this guy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, however...is killing us. Consider burning it off)

Leighton Meester's skinny legs in a tiny black dress
(Drunken Stepfather)

Eufrat and Lola are making Lots of Sexy (z0d)

Featured Model: Andrenia Samudio (Bullz-Eye)

Lucsious Latina Lupe Fuentes and the Luckiest Glass Dildo Ever (Daily Niner)

7 Tips to get your next Promotion (Made Man)

Stunningly Beautiful Playboy Playmate Heather (FreakshowPlanet)

Hottest Crazy Women on Film (Made Man)

25 People Playing with Fire (Holy Taco)

Top 194 Geeky Christmas Trees and Ornaments 2009 (Walyou)

21 Busty Girls Making Their Friends Invisible (Manofest)

A Women’s Soccer Team You’d Pay Attention To (Yep Yep)

End Of the World parody (College Humor)

10 Wackiest Houses Around The World (Yep Yep)

Set your eyes to stunned, it's Maxim's sexy new Olivia Munn Gallery (Maxim)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only tail you'll get is attached to your dog)

Beautiful, busty Erica Campbell has a religious objection to underwear:

Thank GOD, because that is a body that was made to be nekkid.

Speaking of large-breasted beauties, this is Jamie Lynn and she's got itchy undies:

You know, because why ELSE would she be yanking them off?

Our buddy our pal SEBASTIAN BACH has a new band and premiered some new material in Finland:

He'll be hitting the road with GUNS N' ROSES early in 2010.

Remember JOHN CORABI? He's been in MÖTLEY CRÜE, UNION, RATT, and THE SCREAM:

He's in Nashville, rockin' "Hooligan's Holiday" from the 1994 Mötley Crüe release.

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because our brains retain material like strainers)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

John Corabi performs MÖTLEY CRÜE's "Hooligan's Holiday" LIVE in Nashville
Isis Taylor Lifts Up Her Lace Bra
Drunk German with a Fake Gun gets tackled by Police
Jamie Lynn Peels Off Her Lace Lingerie
SEBASTIAN BACH: "Live the Life" LIVE in Finland
Erica Campbell Loses Her Black Lace Lingerie

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Thursday Links: Bad Indian Karaoke, Beaver Pees On Correspondent, Link Love, Steven Tyler joins Joe Perry in NYC, Love Gisele, Hannnah Claydon, Erica Campbell

THAT's TERRIBLE:

His name is Dr. K Chaudhry. He's 65, and he's from New Delhi, India. He thinks he can sing Michael Jackson's "Beat It"

We think he's WRONG.

A beaver peed on Debbye Turner Bell's face this morning on the CBS Early Show

Did we stutter? Why haven't you clicked that yet? A Beaver PEED on her face! Sheesh!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Shauna Sand In A See-Through Shirt(Drunken Stepfather)
OK, that's nice but you COULD be watching the SHAUNA SAND SEX TAPE.

Yumi Kai is more than Kinda Sexy (z0d)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Madison Scott is SO totally Naked (Daily Niner)

We want to put the Hammer...to Jamie Hammer (Freakshow Planet)

Twitter Tells Users To Go Screw Themselves (Comedy)

Behold! The ULTIMATE Star Wars Rape Van (FilmDrunk)

Andre Agassi Book Deleted Scenes: The Merkin (SportsPickle)

Pitmaster Tips For Lighting Your Grill Fire (The Bachelor Guy)

Fighting The Idiots: A Modern Warfare 2 Experiment (FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

Busty Brunette adult starlet Erica Campbell can't go 30 seconds without touching herself.

This video is proof of that. Click it!

OK, keeping with the "boobies" theme British bombshell Hannah Claydon is getting all kinds of naked:

Don't take OUR word for it. Watch the video, fool!

From boobs to bands on the verge of breaking up, it looks like Steven Tyler isn't quite saying "adios" to AEROSMITH yet:

He was on stage with Joe Perry's band at Irving Plaza in New York City this week singing "Walk This Way".

From music to models (of the Russian variety) Ukrainian Playboy hotness Dasha Astafieva will make your head spin:

Unless you're already pointed forward, in which case you'll just stare straight and drool.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is The One
Beaver Pees on CBS Correspondent's Face
Hannah Claydon Busts out of her Bra and Panties
STEVEN TYLER joins JOE PERRY PROJECT on stage in New York City for "Walk This Way"
Erica Campbell takes off her tight pink top
Dr K Chaudhry Sings Michael Jackson's "Beat It" poorly
Dasha Astafieva Naked Out By The Fountain

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Tuesday Links: Drunk French guy vs. Wine bottle, Truck Dumps Beer, METALLICA and ROB ZOMBIE do METALLICA, Link love, Aria Giovanni, Erica Campbell, and Love Gisele

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Leave it to a drunk French guy to figure out how to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew...

Someone want to give this lush the number to the local AA meeting? Just sayin...

A semi truck dangerously dangles over an overpass in Ohio...

and Scott Bradley, who was driving from NJ to CA, comments on... all the beer on the road.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Kim Kardashian still has a big ass(Drunken Stepfather)
We're waiting for Kim Kardashian to make another sex tape.

Kyla has a Kute Kookie (misspelling for effect, obviously) (z0d)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia and Francesca are Making Fast Friends (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Nicole Violet Albright...is Alright (Freakshow Planet)

24: The Lost Episodes - Jack Bauer Disputes a Credit Card Charge (FunnyCrave)

Al Gore Will Be On The '30 Rock' Christmas Episode (Warming Glow)

Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles (atom)

How To Eat A Chicken Wing (Yep Yep)

The White House Reacts to ABC's 'V' Series, Asylum (Asylum)

10 of the best coaching meltdowns of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Ambiguous Endings Resolved (College Humor)

World's Largest Bikini Parade (with video) (Don Chavez)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

We're seeing double. It's Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell:

We call this masterpiece "Busty Boob Rubdown". Get a drool bib. You'll need it.

Adult starlet Shay Laren is disposing of her daisy dukes:

They're just too darn bulky, wouldn't you know it?

From Boobies to Bands, those kids in METALLICA are on tour now and they're releasing live concert footage from France:

The mighty Hetfield growling out "Creeping Death" in 2009 Get those METALLICA tickets now!

Along those lines ROB ZOMBIE is out on tour and paid tribute to METALLICA in Denver:

That's Rob doing "Enter Sandman" at the Fillmore.

You've seen this next lady in plenty of FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS over the years:

We all Love Gisele...especially when she's touching herself...which, as luck would have it, is quite often.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Semi Dumps Beer Cans and Boxes on Ohio Highway
Gisele Topless in Fishnets
French Man Opens Wine Bottle Without A Corkscrew
Sunny Leone Interview and Nude Photo Shoot
ROB ZOMBIE covers 'Enter Sandman' LIVE in Colorado
Shay Laren Drops Her Shorts
METALLICA - 'Creeping Death' LIVE in Nimes, France
Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell Busty Rubdown

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Wednesday Links: Adios Michael, Happy Hump Day, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Backyard Brawl Goes Badly, G.I.-Japanese? Krisztina Sereny and Nella are very Naughty

Adios, muchacho...

The world said good-bye to Michael Jackson yesterday. They said "Hello" to the worlds largest Chaffing-dish. Only this one's not filled with macaroni. We think.

Look! Lions Humping!

This Happy Hump Day is brought to you by the fine folks who encourage torrid affairs in swanky motels. Even the affairs behind dumpsters.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and SHE IS HALF MY AGE, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Tera Joy and Sylvie Deluxe:

RateMyWOW: Tera Joy
RateMyWOW: Sylvie Deluxe

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey, he said "SLAPS ONLY", dummy!


Teenage driveway fights never go well. Even the fake ones.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your snotty mouth is, so shut up, listen, and learn a few things)

Hayden Panettiere in an almost-see-through dress

Rochelle Minami has a body you would kill for ... well, WE would (z0d)

The 50 Most Bizarre Google Earth Images (Manofest)

Sasha Grey is the classiest gal you'll ever see with a butt-plug in her mouth (Daily Niner)

Ching Chang Chong (LinkDork)

Top 13 moments of people taking a ball to the head

House Arrest with Andy Dick (featuring Keegan Michael Key) (atom)

A solid hour of Creationist stupidity (I Heart Chaos)

In Pictures: Michael Jackson Funeral And Memorial

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that you've managed to screw up all of your relationships, and the only person who will even give you a second look is your frumpy ex)

Buxom blond and bulky fitness model Krisztina Sereny is doing bicep curls:

Not that you'd notice it, of course.

As long as we're praising women for getting naked, Nella's body is finger-licking good:

and quite frankly, so is the rest of her.

G.I. JAPANESE? GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra has a new trailer:

Exaggerated cartoon-ish violence? Sign us up!

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

Stop hitting on your co-worker with the big tits for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Jennifer and Natalie Jo - Totally Twins and Totally Naked
GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra - Japanese Trailer
Nella is Finger-Licking Good
Backyard Fight Ends Badly
Krisztina Sereny Topless Bicep Curls
Tased For Taking Too Long

 

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Jim Norton Gets A Birthday Lap Dance

Jim Norton Gets A Birthday Lap Dance
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One of the few surprises that the staff managed to keep a lid on was Jim Norton's birthday lap dance, courtesy of Amie Campbell from the Penthouse Executive Club.