Accidental MILF, Fire at Diddy's Party, Bradley Cooper in LIMIITLESS, THE DAMNED THINGS on the Damned TV, Flawless Japanese FIREHOUSE cover, Yurizan Beltran on a Blind Date, Lisa Ann is a Size Queen

Oh no! This fine young MILF accidentally had an accident and flipped her car on the highway why not pull over and introduce yourself?

Her old man obviously isn't coming by anytime soon, so tell this lady to stop brushing her hair so sieze the opportunity and giver her a lift...to your place

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

24 year-old Yurizan Beltran has been in the adult business for about six years. Her Cuban suitor has been in the US for all of six minutes (We think, based on his grasp of English):

CAN HE SCORE?? Of course he can. Why else would we bother showing you this? Sheesh.

Oh snap! If you haven't seen this video of the young lady whose hair caught on fire at P. Diddy's party the other day... well, shit, here you go:

and because we feel like being semi-racial today, here's a semi-relatable link to go with this silly ass hair-on-fire clip.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

To hell with consequences! Screw side-effects! We want what Bradley Cooper is taking in LIMITLESS?

Bradley who? Oh Come ON... Bradley Cooper.

Yay! Celeb-Boobies! But Whose? (Drunken Stepfather)

This one should be easy actualliy... Before she made that movie with Mr. Smith, she was showing 'em to everyone who would point a camera at 'em... that's vague enough, right?.

Dominno. You've seen her before. She's got huge boobs and a huge tatoo...and she's opening her umm...yeah (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye 2010 Year-End TV Review (Bullz-Eye)

The ONLY thing wrong with Capri Anderson's photos is that pesky lingerie (z0d)

Anetta and Zuzana are kissing one another ...but not with their mouths (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

The blended band THE DAMNED THINGS played their Damned Song on the Damned TV:

Put simply, the combination of EVERY TIME I DIE, ANTHRAX and FALL OUT BOY were on Fearless Music the other day.

LOCK N' LOLL!!! Want to see a couple of Japanese guys perform "Overnight Sensation" by FIREHOUSE totally flawlessly? Tough. We're going to show you anyway:

They say if you really want to appreciate western culture and a bit of Americana, go to Japan... Wait, what?

How much for the little girlz??

Legendary adult starlet Lisa Ann is admitting she's a Size Queen...

Gee... thanks so much captain Obvious ... the sky is blue and water is wet, by the way.

Umm... Jewelz Jade has an enormous piece of chocolate:

...ok, you got us... it's not chocolate, and it's not candy...but she DOES put it in her mouth.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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FOUNDRY CAMS: 11 Halloween Hotties set the World On Fire

Boo. Scary.... It's Halloween again (and yes, we needed to be told, because we totally forgot until we say a bunch of kids wandering around in IRON MAN costumes asking for candy). We have something a litle BETTER than Candy for you, friends. we have ELEVEN scantily-clad, costumed cam babes shaking their amazing asses to "World On Fire", the latest from Greek metal outfit FIREWIND, the band that spawned Gus G., who is currently on the road with OZZY OSBOURNE.
Thanks to the always beautiful Wanda, Angelica, Delilah, Layla, Lizzy, Sweet Victoria, Aspen, Femme, Danni G, Nina, and Shanelle for the ASS-tacular videos.
Thanks again to FIREWIND for 'World On Fire'
Thanks to Jon for the editing as always.



Click on those well-placed pasties and give yourself eleven reasons to head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and see what's UNDER the girls' costumes...

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

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Take a second and grab some FIREWIND online as long as you're clicking away with your free hand:


Of course, you can always snag yourself some FIREWIND over at iTunes


You can also catch Gus G. on tour with OZZY OSBOURNE right now!... so get those tickets, Chester!

Not to be outdone, FIREWIND is playing shows while Gus takes a break from OZZY - get THOSE tickets here!

Let's see, did we cover everything?
1. Halloween? Yup
2. Amazing new video? Yup
3. Firewind and OZZY plugs? eeeYUP.

Chasing James Hetfield, Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Preview, Another Scott Weiland Rant, New Firewind video, Playboy's Anastasia Christen, Mary Carey Feels Herself Up

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

We'd like to introduce you to a new game called 'Chase Hetfield':

It involves you and a few buddies chasing down METALLICA frontman James Hetfield on his day off.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Karissa Shannon's Sex Tape is Coming! (Drunken Stepfather)

...and coming...and coming...and coming... Thank you to the wonderful folks at VIVID for getting their mits on this video!

The Perfectly Executed Rocket Jump (Fork Party)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Pizza Huh? (Knocking Off)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

The Five Weirdest PETA Campaigns (UPROXX)

Stan Lee Defends Your Right To Play Violent Video Games (Gamma Squad)

Kevin Arnold Meets Zach Morris (NextRound)>

40 Photos of Ana de la Reguera, Kenny Powers’ Spicy Latin Love Interest (BroBibile)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

You want to hear another Substance-abuse-filled rant from Scott Weiland?

OF COURSE you do! When he's not fucked up, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS SOUNDS GREAT, DON'T THEY?

Ever since Gus G joined up with OZZY OSBOURNE (who is on tour now - click for tix!) his other band is getting a lot more popular:

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Greek Metal to Canadian Boobs...away we go!

Playboy's Anastasia Christen is a 20 year-old brunette from Kelowna, British Columbia without outstanding 34DD breasts:

Seee more of Anastasia at WOMEN OF PLAYBOY... because it's a moral obligation.

Our favorite ditzy blond buddy Mary Carey is in the backyard feeling herself up:

Honestly, when you're sometimes-sober feeling yourself up in the backyard is something you do...Duh!!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Quantas Engine Explodes, MEGADETH thrown for a loop in San Francisco, STONE SOUR release Party, New 10 YEARS video, Heather Vandeven gets naked Slowly, Jessica Sweet Has Oily Boobs

It's the middle of the week you should pick up your unemployment check and fornicate with a fellow non-worker... because what else do you have going on?

Exactly. Nothing. Losing Jobs and Nailing Friendly strangers. That's what being an adult is all about.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

If you get a little worried when you're on a long-ass plane trip...

then this video of a Quantas 747 Engine exploding mid-air should have the brownies flowing freely from your shorts.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

because we're oh-so-goddamn proud of ourselves...

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Demi Moore has held up well. Dayum. (Drunken Stepfather)

And Goddamn...Demi Moore has enjoyed getting naked on camera a number of times. Hats off to Demi, and all MILFs like you...

5 Ways to Ease the Pain of a Heavy Workload (The Campus Socialite)

Tiffany Ryan has obnoxiously huge boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Jane is topless and pale skinned and...umm...what? (z0d)

5 Reasons Sports Will Suck For Our Kids (Smoking Jacket)

Hey Hey, it's Amber Haye! (Dailyniner)

‘Eastbound & Down’ Season 2 Preview (Warming Glow)

Miranda Kerr Goes Topless In 3D (The Frisky)

The 17 T-Shirts Every College Student Owns (Brobible)

50 Yahoo Answers Fails (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

The other night in San Francisco, Lars Ulrich from METALLICA makes a last-minute request to MEGADETH's Dave Mustaine:

...and the band launches into a song they haven't played in years... or EVER with the current lineup. Nice, right?

Incidentally, the new MEGADETH DVD - 'Rust In Peace LIVE' is available on September 7th:

Corey Taylor and STONE SOUR had a NYC release party for their new disc 'Audio Secrecy':

And they ripped into a long-ass set, including "Say You'll Haunt Me", the first single off the new disc.

Speaking of the new album, Audio Secrecy (CD/DVD), you can order it online here (*cough* shameless plug *cough*):

Those wacky boys in 10 YEARS released a new video for "Shoot it Out":

We're detecting a tad of music-business-related angst. Just a tad.

From bands we once again segue into...BOOBIES! YAAAY!

We think Heather Vandeven could get naked faster if she only wore moo-moo's:

Are we missing the point entirely? yeah, probably.

Jessica Sweet has very oily boobs... don't worry. It's not a skin condition...she's just bein' sexified:

You can watch her whole scene in all its hardcore goodness in Big Wet Tits 3 - On Demand Now... because you're classy and you're worth it.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Fear Factory Bus Fire, Mystery MILF Ass-Scratch, SOUNDGARDEN plays a Chicago Club, Bret Michaels vs. Promoter, Latina Foundry Cams Hotness, Prinzzess Felicity Jade

Hooray! You made it through another week! Celebrate by spending the weekend sans-pants with a room full of married women

Screw nightclubs. at least with a swinger party you know what you're getting into. and who you're getting into. Get it? eh?.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The poor bastards in FEAR FACTORY got to watch their tour bus burst into flames on the way to London airport:

The band is just fine. Everything on the bus? Eh, not so much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which MILF pop-star mess is scratching her ass? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hint, Hint, Hint, Hint... *cough* went batshit crazy and shaved her head, lost custody of her kids to her chubby husband *cough*... Too much? Yeah, we suck at hints.

The 7 Richest Criminals In History (Celebrity Net Worth)

The 20 Most Intimidating Fictional Sharks of All Time (Brobibile)

Five More Yogi Bear Poster Taglines (Heavy)

PLAYBOY's Anastasia Christen has mastered the art of getting naked while balancing on rickety furniture (Freakshow Planet)

Lollapalooza 2010 Live Blog (Bullz-Eye)

8 Star Wars Pickup Lines - "there is no handjob." (Dorkly)

When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she looks really great naked (Dailyniner)

Passing on a Sports Team (Ask Men)

Nina James is Tight, Tattooed, and ...um, what were we saying? (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Reunited Alterna-Grunge rockheads SOUNDGARDEN dusted off their flanel and played a tiny club in Chicago the other night:

They're playing Lollapalooza on Sunday AND they have a brand new record coming out in September.

Our buddy our pal, Bret Michaels is on tour now (click for tickets)... but he had to bail on a Syracuse show:

Why? Because the bulky bastard promoter bounced a check or two...or three.

from bands we've met... to boobs we'll never get near...

Florida-born beauty Prinzzess Felicity Jade can't wait to get out of that pesky white lingerie:

How could you blame her, really? if you had a body like hers you'd be feeling yourself up non-stop...and if you disagree, you're LYING.

What do we know about fantastic-assed Monica?

Not a whole lot, to be honest. She does, however, need very little convincing to get nude and get sloppy with a lucky fella. Big Ass Adventure, indeed!.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Monday Links: Frat Boy Bottle Smash, American Idol contestant dragged out, Phil Collen plays HENDRIX live at NAMM, New Foundry Cams video, Erica Campbell and Lorna Morgan topless

Have a fun weekend, did ya?
Spend it with a married friend, did ya?

When your home life is making you miserable... Spend quality time with someone else's spouse.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Go on, audition for American Idol...

When you get booted, try not to get hauled out by security...

Rule #88 in the Frat-boy handbook:

If at first, you don't smash a bottle over you buddy's head...try try again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)

Angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally) (WWTDD)

Angelina Jolie is tearing her clothes off (literally)

Jennifer Hudson looks like Grimace in a swimsuit (Drunken Stepfather)

Hot Girls Getting Pranked (College Humor)

2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)

Audrey and Nikki are getting very friendly in the tub (z0d)

Sundance Film Festival Review: Ryan Reynolds' 'Buried' Is Faux-Artsy Torture Porn (FilmDrunk)

Tiffany Tyler is Taking of her Tie...ler (Daily Niner)

Top Ten Signs She's a Bitch (Ask Men)

Holy Hell...Hanna Hilton is HOT (FreakshowPlanet)

Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards (Don Chavez)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: World’s Sexiest Australian? (COED Magazine)

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline (HEAVY)

The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos (Guyism)

Asylum Counts Down the Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Phil Collen from DEF LEPPARD ripped through a cover of JIMI HENDRIX's "Fire" at NAMM:

The band is taking a li'l break before ramping up a new album, so expect the individual members to be popping up randomly.

Sure busty Erica Campbell found God and gout out of the adult biz:

but there's still plenty of footage of her getting naked of touching herself.

Speaking of large-bosomed ladies, heavy-breasted Lorna Morgan can't keep her shirt on

Those are 36HH-sized funbags, fells. enjoy some NOW!

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.

Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you're going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:

American Idol Contestant Taken Out In Handcuffs
Erica Campbell Naked in the Backyard
DEF LEPPARD's Phil Collen performs "Fire" by JIMI HENDRIX at NAMM
Lorna Morgan unleashes her 36HH Funbags in public
Beer Bottle Smashed over Frat Boy's Head - Twice
FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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