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Monday Links: Frat Boy Bottle Smash, American Idol contestant dragged out, Phil Collen plays HENDRIX live at NAMM, New Foundry Cams video, Erica Campbell and Lorna Morgan topless

Have a fun weekend, did ya?
Spend it with a married friend, did ya?

When your home life is making you miserable... Spend quality time with someone else's spouse.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Go on, audition for American Idol...

When you get booted, try not to get hauled out by security...

Rule #88 in the Frat-boy handbook:

If at first, you don't smash a bottle over you buddy's head...try try again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)

Angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally) (WWTDD)

Angelina Jolie is tearing her clothes off (literally)

Jennifer Hudson looks like Grimace in a swimsuit (Drunken Stepfather)

Hot Girls Getting Pranked (College Humor)

2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)

Audrey and Nikki are getting very friendly in the tub (z0d)

Sundance Film Festival Review: Ryan Reynolds' 'Buried' Is Faux-Artsy Torture Porn (FilmDrunk)

Tiffany Tyler is Taking of her Tie...ler (Daily Niner)

Top Ten Signs She's a Bitch (Ask Men)

Holy Hell...Hanna Hilton is HOT (FreakshowPlanet)

Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards (Don Chavez)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: World’s Sexiest Australian? (COED Magazine)

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline (HEAVY)

The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos (Guyism)

Asylum Counts Down the Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Phil Collen from DEF LEPPARD ripped through a cover of JIMI HENDRIX's "Fire" at NAMM:

The band is taking a li'l break before ramping up a new album, so expect the individual members to be popping up randomly.

Sure busty Erica Campbell found God and gout out of the adult biz:

but there's still plenty of footage of her getting naked of touching herself.

Speaking of large-bosomed ladies, heavy-breasted Lorna Morgan can't keep her shirt on

Those are 36HH-sized funbags, fells. enjoy some NOW!

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.

Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you're going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:

American Idol Contestant Taken Out In Handcuffs
Erica Campbell Naked in the Backyard
DEF LEPPARD's Phil Collen performs "Fire" by JIMI HENDRIX at NAMM
Lorna Morgan unleashes her 36HH Funbags in public
Beer Bottle Smashed over Frat Boy's Head - Twice
FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

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Monday Links: Frat Boy Bottle Smash, American Idol contestant dragged out, Phil Collen plays HENDRIX live at NAMM, New Foundry Cams video, Erica Campb

Have a fun weekend, did ya?

Spend it with a married friend, did ya?



When your home life is making you miserable... Spend quality time with someone else's spouse.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Go on, audition for American Idol...




When you get booted, try not to get hauled out by security...

Rule #88 in the Frat-boy handbook:




If at first, you don't smash a bottle over you buddy's head...try try again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)





Angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally) (WWTDD)



Angelina Jolie is tearing her clothes off (literally)





Jennifer Hudson looks like Grimace in a swimsuit (Drunken Stepfather)



Hot Girls Getting Pranked (College Humor)



2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)



Audrey and Nikki are getting very friendly in the tub (z0d)



Sundance Film Festival Review: Ryan Reynolds' 'Buried' Is Faux-Artsy Torture Porn (FilmDrunk)



Tiffany Tyler is Taking of her Tie...ler (Daily Niner)



Top Ten Signs She's a Bitch (Ask Men)



Holy Hell...Hanna Hilton is HOT (FreakshowPlanet)



Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards (Don Chavez)



Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: World’s Sexiest Australian? (COED Magazine)



Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline (HEAVY)



The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos (Guyism)



Asylum Counts Down the Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Phil Collen from DEF LEPPARD ripped through a cover of JIMI HENDRIX's "Fire" at NAMM:



The band is taking a li'l break before ramping up a new album, so expect the individual members to be popping up randomly.

Sure busty Erica Campbell found God and gout out of the adult biz:



but there's still plenty of footage of her getting naked of touching herself.

Speaking of large-bosomed ladies, heavy-breasted Lorna Morgan can't keep her shirt on



Those are 36HH-sized funbags, fells. enjoy some NOW!

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you're going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



American Idol Contestant Taken Out In Handcuffs

Erica Campbell Naked in the Backyard

DEF LEPPARD's Phil Collen performs "Fire" by JIMI HENDRIX at NAMM

Lorna Morgan unleashes her 36HH Funbags in public

Beer Bottle Smashed over Frat Boy's Head - Twice

FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Workplace affairs and the Dancing Bear, Pitcher Plant Devours Rat, Lots of Link Love, DOWN and MARILYN MANSON live, Cierra Spice, Audrey Bitoni and Nelli Roono

Happy Thursday, boys and girls... feel free to say something inappropriate to a coworker. That arsenal of cheesy lines might just work out for you.

This sexy co-worker is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy coworkers. God bless 'em.

Don't hesitate though, because if you don't act fast she'll be getting nailed by the Dancing Bear.

and what did you THINK the girls in the secretarial pool were doing at night? Sheesh.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoa...sucks to be you, Mr. Rat.

That, kids... is a new breed of pitcher plant... specially made for eating rats...or so we hear.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Joanna Krupa is making a half-assed Comeback (Drunken Stepfather) - Yeah, Yeah... just pull your boobs out Joanna.

We'd like to put the hammer... to Jaime Hammer. (z0d)

Guest Model: Christine Nguyen (Bullz-Eye)

Nicole Dawn Sheds her Blue Bikini (Daily Niner)

Other Poorly Photoshopped Foreign Microsoft Ads (College Humor)

Anna Kournikova Continues To Make Pants Tighter (Don Chavez)

Cassia Riley Makes a Fire and a Bear Skin Rug look Sexy in the Summer (Freakshow Planet)

OJ Simpson & Bob Costas tell America how to pronounce "Favre" in 1992 (Ice Ice Babies)

5 Things You Didn't Know About Ted Kennedy

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This lovely lady is Audrey Bitoni:

And THAT, my friends, is the LUCKIEST banana...EVER

Voluptuous Polish gal Nelli Roono from Polish Busty has Double-J Cup breasts, if you can believe that:

She's got them stuffed into an oily T-shirt, which at that point... is well, invisible.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and MARILYN MANSON - who is on tour now:

He brought out Kerry King from SLAYER/b> to calm the Christian protesters in Pomona, California.

Keeping with the evil, we move on to DOWN who are touring sans Rex Brown for a while:

They're doing "Hail The Leaf" in Los Angeles.

Now here's a cheerful...kind-of...cheerleader Cierra Spice:

Cierra is unhappy with the size of her boobs. We're not. We think they're just fine.

From boobies, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Cierra Spice is a Cheerful Cheerleader
MARILYN MANSON featuring KERRY KING: 'Little Horn' Live in Pomona, CA
Audrey Bitoni Banana Blow Job
DOWN: 'Hail The Leaf' LIVE in Los Angeles
Lucia Topless on an Exercise Bike
Giant Pitcher Plant Eats Rat
Nelli Roono In a Wet T-Shirt

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