Thursday Links: Fattest Guy Doing the Gayest Dance, Zakk Wylde does Hendrix in NYC, New KOTTAK video, Lindsay Lohan Naked Again, Ashley from Rock of L

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This is the Gayest video of a Fat Gay Guy Dancing you’ll see all Damn Gay… err, day:




Don't ask us WHY we were compelled to share that. We just were. Now deal with it.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Lindsay Lohan is taking her clothes off...again (WWTDD)



just like she did in these movies...





Bar Refaeli's Boobs in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)



Kicks with Bricks (The Toilet Paper)



Ashley From Rock Of Love Flashes The Goods (Don Chavez)



Jenna Linn in a Leopard Bra (z0d)



Mad TV's Prophetic 'Ipad' Sketch (Warming Glow)



Traci Danee has a really awesome fanny (Daily Niner)



Did Avatar Completely Rip Off An Obscure British Comic? (HEAVY)



Evelyn Lory is kind of Whor-y ...actually we have no idea. It just rhymes (FreakshowPlanet)



Google Earth Guys (College Humor)



25 Funny Tombstones (Holy Taco)



Six Half Court Shots in a Row (URLesque)



What Does Whispering Eye Mean? (Dave and Thomas)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Our buddy ZAKK WYLDE is feeling better and jamming some Jimi Hendrix in New York City:



Rockin' the "Voodoo Child" by JIMI HENDRIX at the Iridium Jazz Club... which is a few pegs down the ladder from standing next to OZZY on stage. Just sayin.

Why are we posting the new video from KOTTAK?



Becuase we felt like posting it. Deal with it. Also, we think the song is catchy. Mostly, because we felt like it...and because James Kottak has been in more bands than we can count...and by that, we mean ten.

This is a picture of adult starlet Alexis Texas:



Why are we showing you her face? because the rest of the video is centered around her ass, and we just didn't feel right showing you a hiney shot. Yeah, all of a sudden we got sensitive.

20 year-old Ashley Sage Ellison has all-natural 32JJ boobs:



we're going to repeat that because it was fairly impressive. she's got all-natural 32JJ boobs!!! Paying attention yet?

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

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