Vince Neil takes a skating spill, CHICKENFOOT does HENDRIX, Bulgarians love MEGADETH, Amanda Hanshaw naked on the floor, Kimberly Kato Loses her Lingerie

Got Pregnant? Got fat? then you gotta get THIS BOOK:

Are we shamelessly helping a loved one promote a new book??? You bet your ass we ARE... now go get one...madam. Please. and thank you.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

whoa. VINCE NEIL is SKATING????

Not very well, mind you. We think he should stick to singing. Yeah, that MOTLEY CRUE gig worked out a lot better for him.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which past white starlet ass in a thong is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Need a little help? She did a bondage flick when she first came to L.A....click it, dumbo!

Bullz-Eye.com Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

15 Hot Chicks Working Out (Top Cultured)

take a look at Denka... yer welcome! (FreakShow Planet)

Becky Wunder is in her wunderwear.... for a little while (z0d)

Sarah Pipkin has a really, really, nice set of... wait, what were we saying? (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Those zany guys in the 'supergroup' CHICKENFOOT broke out "Foxy Lady" at the Cabo Wabo Cantina earlier this year:

Somewhere in the great beyond, JIMI HENDRIX is golf-clapping... politely.

What do Bulgarians appreciate more than war and insurrection?

It's MEGADETH, Dammmit.

From heavy Metal, we drift on over to Heavy... you guessed it! Hooters!

Busty PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Amanda Hanshaw prefers laid-back country life to city drama:

We could give a shit. We REALLy care about the fact that she likes rolling around on the floor totally naked, rubbing her huge boobs... and THAT is entertainment!

The lovely Kimberly Kato has lost her Lingerie:

We have ZERO interest in helping her find it lingerie simply gets in the way of diddling... that's what WE think anyway.

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Weekend Flings, Worst SUV Driver, Church collapsing, Lindsay Stole a Rolex, Massive Melon Mystery, Steve Vai and Orianthi do 'Stairway', Brazil Loves MEGADETH, Jenny Hendrix is Oily, Huge Polish Hooters

It's time to make some reservations and spend the holiday weekend banging that sexy co-worker you've had your eye on:

This pristine motel room is brought to you by the people who encourage inter-office affairs. Bring a few changes of clothes.

Because if you don't move soon, the Dancing Bear is going to pick up where you left off...

If you don't fill that empty spot, then SOMEONE...or SOMETHING...has to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw))

Your SUV is mounting the car in front of it...


...you're officially the WORST driver on the planet.

Man builds church to honor God. God makes rain to destroy church...


Oh no. It's the Apocalypse. Everybody Run.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Stole a $35,000 Rolex! (WWTDD)

Hey-O! Maybe she can get in on a work release program that involves her dancing topless or getting chopped into pieces


They're hypnotic, aren't they? Guess who these babies belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Come on, it's an easy one brain-dead, blond, and will alter her body drastically to get famous... Shit, we just described every woman in Hollywood. Sorry.

Kim Kardashian: My Husband Beat, Abused Me (PopEater)

Riley Jensen has that all-around innocent girl look...oooh, and she's showing off her pink taco (Freakshow Planet)

TV Power Rankings - Spring 2010 Edition (Bullz-Eye)

Uma Stone is lettting the fresh mountain air graze across her lack of pubic hair (Dailyniner)

20 English Models (DJMICK)

Evidence that the University of Texas at Austin is Playboy’s Top Party School (TheCampusThrone)

Mickey Rourke As A Dog-Loving Ghengis Khan? Yes, Please. (FilmDrunk)

Valentina Vaughn is wearing a very tiny White Thong...and that's it (z0d)

Cougar sighting: 19-year-old Kick-Ass star Aaron Johnson's fianceé/baby mama is 42 (FilmDrunk)

KFC + Krispy Kreme = Luther Double Down (TopCultured)

Top 10 Classic Facebook Fails (TheBachelorGuy)

Accurate Carnival Signs (CollegeHumor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

On Idol Gives Back the other night, STEVE VAI and ORIANTHI gave a li'l help to MARY J. BLIGE for her performance of LED ZEPPELIN's "Stairway to Heaven":

Of course we can't forget Randy Jackson and Travis Barker... they helped too.

Hot damn, them folks in Brazil sure do enjoy the MEGADETH, now don't they?

Listen to them chant along with "Symphony Of Destruction"... them's is possessed!

you know what else Brazilians enjoy?? Brazilians Enjoy Prostitutes!

From big guitars to big booty (like we don't use that line endlessly...)

There's a reason Jenny Hendrix from Big Wet Asses won the 2009 AVN Award for 'Best Threeway Sex Scene' for her role in The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience:

She's a girl that's willing to go the extra mile... like oiling up her round hiney in BIG WET ASSES 16 - on Demand Now.

Step aside large bottom, we have LARGE BOSOMS to showcase!

Everyone say 'Hi' to Enormously Chesty Polish Gal Rachaela:

Her 36F-sized bosoms cannot be contained by mere fabric... nosiree! Adios, shirt! Here comes the fun...bags.

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

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We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Thursday Links: Fattest Guy Doing the Gayest Dance, Zakk Wylde does Hendrix in NYC, New KOTTAK video, Lindsay Lohan Naked Again, Ashley from Rock of L

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This is the Gayest video of a Fat Gay Guy Dancing you’ll see all Damn Gay… err, day:




Don't ask us WHY we were compelled to share that. We just were. Now deal with it.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Lindsay Lohan is taking her clothes off...again (WWTDD)



just like she did in these movies...





Bar Refaeli's Boobs in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)



Kicks with Bricks (The Toilet Paper)



Ashley From Rock Of Love Flashes The Goods (Don Chavez)



Jenna Linn in a Leopard Bra (z0d)



Mad TV's Prophetic 'Ipad' Sketch (Warming Glow)



Traci Danee has a really awesome fanny (Daily Niner)



Did Avatar Completely Rip Off An Obscure British Comic? (HEAVY)



Evelyn Lory is kind of Whor-y ...actually we have no idea. It just rhymes (FreakshowPlanet)



Google Earth Guys (College Humor)



25 Funny Tombstones (Holy Taco)



Six Half Court Shots in a Row (URLesque)



What Does Whispering Eye Mean? (Dave and Thomas)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Our buddy ZAKK WYLDE is feeling better and jamming some Jimi Hendrix in New York City:



Rockin' the "Voodoo Child" by JIMI HENDRIX at the Iridium Jazz Club... which is a few pegs down the ladder from standing next to OZZY on stage. Just sayin.

Why are we posting the new video from KOTTAK?



Becuase we felt like posting it. Deal with it. Also, we think the song is catchy. Mostly, because we felt like it...and because James Kottak has been in more bands than we can count...and by that, we mean ten.

This is a picture of adult starlet Alexis Texas:



Why are we showing you her face? because the rest of the video is centered around her ass, and we just didn't feel right showing you a hiney shot. Yeah, all of a sudden we got sensitive.

20 year-old Ashley Sage Ellison has all-natural 32JJ boobs:



we're going to repeat that because it was fairly impressive. she's got all-natural 32JJ boobs!!! Paying attention yet?

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: Frat Boy Bottle Smash, American Idol contestant dragged out, Phil Collen plays HENDRIX live at NAMM, New Foundry Cams video, Erica Campbell and Lorna Morgan topless

Have a fun weekend, did ya?
Spend it with a married friend, did ya?

When your home life is making you miserable... Spend quality time with someone else's spouse.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Go on, audition for American Idol...

When you get booted, try not to get hauled out by security...

Rule #88 in the Frat-boy handbook:

If at first, you don't smash a bottle over you buddy's head...try try again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)

Angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally) (WWTDD)

Angelina Jolie is tearing her clothes off (literally)

Jennifer Hudson looks like Grimace in a swimsuit (Drunken Stepfather)

Hot Girls Getting Pranked (College Humor)

2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)

Audrey and Nikki are getting very friendly in the tub (z0d)

Sundance Film Festival Review: Ryan Reynolds' 'Buried' Is Faux-Artsy Torture Porn (FilmDrunk)

Tiffany Tyler is Taking of her Tie...ler (Daily Niner)

Top Ten Signs She's a Bitch (Ask Men)

Holy Hell...Hanna Hilton is HOT (FreakshowPlanet)

Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards (Don Chavez)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: World’s Sexiest Australian? (COED Magazine)

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline (HEAVY)

The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos (Guyism)

Asylum Counts Down the Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Phil Collen from DEF LEPPARD ripped through a cover of JIMI HENDRIX's "Fire" at NAMM:

The band is taking a li'l break before ramping up a new album, so expect the individual members to be popping up randomly.

Sure busty Erica Campbell found God and gout out of the adult biz:

but there's still plenty of footage of her getting naked of touching herself.

Speaking of large-bosomed ladies, heavy-breasted Lorna Morgan can't keep her shirt on

Those are 36HH-sized funbags, fells. enjoy some NOW!

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.

Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you're going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:

American Idol Contestant Taken Out In Handcuffs
Erica Campbell Naked in the Backyard
DEF LEPPARD's Phil Collen performs "Fire" by JIMI HENDRIX at NAMM
Lorna Morgan unleashes her 36HH Funbags in public
Beer Bottle Smashed over Frat Boy's Head - Twice
FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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Monday Links: Frat Boy Bottle Smash, American Idol contestant dragged out, Phil Collen plays HENDRIX live at NAMM, New Foundry Cams video, Erica Campb

Have a fun weekend, did ya?

Spend it with a married friend, did ya?



When your home life is making you miserable... Spend quality time with someone else's spouse.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Go on, audition for American Idol...




When you get booted, try not to get hauled out by security...

Rule #88 in the Frat-boy handbook:




If at first, you don't smash a bottle over you buddy's head...try try again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)





Angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally) (WWTDD)



Angelina Jolie is tearing her clothes off (literally)





Jennifer Hudson looks like Grimace in a swimsuit (Drunken Stepfather)



Hot Girls Getting Pranked (College Humor)



2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)



Audrey and Nikki are getting very friendly in the tub (z0d)



Sundance Film Festival Review: Ryan Reynolds' 'Buried' Is Faux-Artsy Torture Porn (FilmDrunk)



Tiffany Tyler is Taking of her Tie...ler (Daily Niner)



Top Ten Signs She's a Bitch (Ask Men)



Holy Hell...Hanna Hilton is HOT (FreakshowPlanet)



Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards (Don Chavez)



Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: World’s Sexiest Australian? (COED Magazine)



Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline (HEAVY)



The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos (Guyism)



Asylum Counts Down the Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Phil Collen from DEF LEPPARD ripped through a cover of JIMI HENDRIX's "Fire" at NAMM:



The band is taking a li'l break before ramping up a new album, so expect the individual members to be popping up randomly.

Sure busty Erica Campbell found God and gout out of the adult biz:



but there's still plenty of footage of her getting naked of touching herself.

Speaking of large-bosomed ladies, heavy-breasted Lorna Morgan can't keep her shirt on



Those are 36HH-sized funbags, fells. enjoy some NOW!

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you're going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



American Idol Contestant Taken Out In Handcuffs

Erica Campbell Naked in the Backyard

DEF LEPPARD's Phil Collen performs "Fire" by JIMI HENDRIX at NAMM

Lorna Morgan unleashes her 36HH Funbags in public

Beer Bottle Smashed over Frat Boy's Head - Twice

FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.