For all you LOST geeks...it's Instant Dharma: Smocke, Wheelchair Locke, the Numbers & Old Friends
THAT's TERRIBLE:
Place yer best! Place yer bets!
THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)
Whose silver-lined, silicone-injected boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)
...here's a hint...you've probably seen here plastic ass screwing on video
Lady Gaga and her Sloppy Vagina (WWTDD)
Girl Next Door: Ericka Cruz (Bullz-Eye)
Thank you PLAYBOY...for the lovely Jessica Joy (FreakshowPlanet)
How to Hold Down Your Liquor (The Campus Throne)
PENTHOUSE Babe Britney Amber has beautiful buttocks (z0d)
The 7 Worst (and Best) Movies Ever Made (ForkParty)
Angie Savage and the Luckiest Pink Dildo EVER (Dailyniner)
7 Videogames and their Movie Equivalents (Part I) (College Humor)
The Worst Speeches of All Time: Nerd's Obsession with Megan Fox (atom)
Google Threatens To Kill Users (Comedy)
Hellboy's Shotgun Revolver is REAL (Gammasquad)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)
Jersey... Represent, mawfugger!
But he STUNK at reading PSA's for New Jersey UHF stations.
It's OK. Drool all over yourself. That's what you're 'sposed to do...
Honestly, we couldn't either... if we were allowed in a room with women like that. But we're not.
Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
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