Tuesday Links: Supermodel falls twice, Turkish STAR TREK, Mischa Barton is a Menace, STRYPER does JUDAS PRIEST, Missy Carrington, and Sexy Czech Terry

It's Tuesday, boys and girls... time to ask your friend's hot mom out for a drink...or nine.



You're young, full of stamina, and you should be having affairs with married women...especially the ones with large bosoms and camel toe.

of course you could choose NOT to act on impulse and step aside for the Dancing Bear.



His furry pelvis will be all over your mom...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

What's funnier than a supermodel falling down?




The SAME supermodel falling down AGAIN. 10 seconds later. THAT's WHAT. Everyone say howdy to Supermodel Agyness Deyn

After seeing this scene from a Turkish version of STAR TREK...




We think ALL future versions of STAR TREK should be in Turkish. ALL of them.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)





Say, whose big juicy mom-boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)





Mischa Barton is a Menace (WWTDD)



menace or not, Mischa Barton has a helluva nice hiney!.



THE WOLFMAN: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)



Sandy Summers has the perfect body for, well...Summer. (FreakshowPlanet)



Cover your tracks on Facebook when Playing the Field (The Campus Throne)



Mariah Milano is looking super-hot in her almost-bikini (z0d)



The 7 Worst (and Best) Movies Ever Made (ForkParty)



Lexi Belle can't keep her hands off herself... we wouldn't be able to either (Dailyniner)



Adult Swim fans take note. Venture Bros toys a comin'.. (Dave and Thomas)



How to view Private Facebook Profiles (Funycrave)



Christina Hendricks Fills Out The Pages Of NY Magazine (Don Chavez)



The 20 WORST Tramp Stamps (HEAVY)



An Open Letter to LOST fanatics (Warming Glow)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)

What's this? STRYPER?? playing a song by JUDAS PRIEST??



Indeed. What are you? Prejudiced? Give a bunch of guys in bumblebee suits a break, whydontcha?.

Who dis bitch? Aaaawwww shit, it's sexy PLAYBOY coed Missy Tarrington.



She's all naked and shit. Which is a good thing.

This 18 year-old large breased sexy Czech babe is Terry and she's got perfect boobs.



Does she look nervous? Nooo she doesn't. Damn skippy God bless them Czech bitches.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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