Monday Links: Car Crash Fixes Headlight, Bar Rafaeli in a Bikini, Jessica Simpson Boob Grab, New FEAR FACTORY video, OVERKILL live in Spain

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When is the last time you saw a head-on collision FIX a busted headlight?




There's a first time for everthing, apparently...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but that face of yours, however...IS. Get rid of it, please)





Jessica Simpson Got Her Boob Grabbed (Drunken Stepfather)





Bar Refaeli and her Perfect Body in a Bikini in Mexico (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



AJ Bailey is Bare-assed on the Balcony...Braaavo! (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Nice Guys vs. Assholes (The Campus Throne)



Diana Doll could do some damage with those big ass boots (z0d)



6 Reasons Eating Healthier Meat Can Keep Your Meat Healthier (The Bachelor Guy)



Charlie Laine...guy name...definitely not a guy body. Wowzer (Dailyniner)



10 Recorded Instances Of Monkeys Sexually Assaulting Lesser Creatures (UPROXX)



Exclusive Interview with Uwe Boll (FunnyCrave)



57 Seconds of Abuse (atom)



'LOST' and 'HEROES' hate Black People (Comedy)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Do you think the guys in FEAR FACTORY were optimistic about MTV playing the video for "Fear Campaign?"



Perhaps... the whole Nazi-dog-yelling-at-naked-guy thing might have been a bit much.

Keeping with the metal theme, our buds in OVERKILL have a new album out, and they're touring in Europe:



This was shot in Barcelona, and Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth needs a sammich... or three.

Pretty Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



AAaaaaand she does all that hardcore stuff you wish your girl would do...which is such a bonus.

Proving that the hottest women come from everywhere EXCEPT the U.S., check out Hungarian hotness Aletta Ocean as she rids herself of her bulky bikini:



It just gets in the way of all the suggin and the fuggin...

Flawless young PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is showing off her nude body by the window:



Now if that noisy asswipe cameraman would just shut the fuck up, we could get down to bidness...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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