Disney World brawl, Little Boy attckaed by Little Dog, Adam Lambert does Metallica, Metallica Does Metallica, Axl and Duff Together Again, Heather Summers, Tory Lane, and a new FOUNDRY CAMS video with TRAPT

and if YOU spend YOUR weekend in an all-expenses paid hotel we certainly hope you took advantage of it...

Nothing says says "Helluva good time like messy hotel room and sticky married lady doing the walk of shame. Adultery. It's what's for dinner.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your greed can only be measured by the size of your ass. Just go away, dumpy)

Disney Wold is supposed to be the hap-hap-happiest place on earth...

that is, until the pissed-off baby-throwing daddy shows up.

A little boy was bitten by a li'l doggie down in North Carolina a few days ago

only the rocket scientist at WBTV Channel 3 labeled the poor kid "Little Dog". Poor fella.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Holy Shmoley! Whose ass in jeans is THIS? (Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Sophie Turner, and ten bucks says you can find lots of naked pics of her

Avril Lavigne looking hotter than usual (Maxim)

Modern Flames: 40 Contemporary Fireplace Designs (DesignCrave)

Ryana Daniels is busty chocolate kiss (Freakshow Planet)

New Addiction: Your Mom Was Hot.. dot com (TheBachelorGuy)

Blast from the Past: Brittany Myers (Bullz-Eye)

Koopa gets a star (Dorkly)

Logann Brooke is trying to cover herself up. She's not doing a very good job of it. (z0d)

Anabelle has huge boobs...and a tiny red dress...and huge boobs (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that YOU can't control yourself long enough to stop buying larger sizes. It's a bitch not being able to buy off the rack, isn't it?)

Whoa. It's getting chilly in Hell. Our buddy Duff McKagan jumped on stage with GUNS N' ROSES in London:

Axl claims it was a result of the two staying in the same hotel in London. Ehh, maybe.

Why are we putting this up? Eh, news is slow. Adam Lambert, Who we could give a shit about, tore into "Enter Sandman" by METALLICA in honor of his bass player's birthday:

It was the band's tribute to the late, great Cliff Buruton, who died tragically in 1986.

Now, onto the real METALLICA, the boys dusted off "Orion' from Master of Puppets for the first time in 3 years in London::

Metallica? yes madam. Go Get Some NOW!

From metalheads to metal chicks...kinda...eh, it's a segue

Busty blond (sorta) Heather Summers is talking...but mostly getting naked:

The talking we could give a shit about. The getting naked? that's exactly what we care about. Heather Summers, you're a good egg! Just shut up, why dontcha?

Heavy-breated nurse Gianna Michaels is a naughty nurse and powdering her boobs

Why? We have NO clue. We do know that those powdered boobs will lead to something perverse.. at that's ALWAYS good.

Adult video veteran Tory Lane is having a hell of a time with her bikini

off with you, flimsy fabric! you have NO place on Tory's amazing body!

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Fear Factory Bus Fire, Mystery MILF Ass-Scratch, SOUNDGARDEN plays a Chicago Club, Bret Michaels vs. Promoter, Latina Foundry Cams Hotness, Prinzzess Felicity Jade

Hooray! You made it through another week! Celebrate by spending the weekend sans-pants with a room full of married women

Screw nightclubs. at least with a swinger party you know what you're getting into. and who you're getting into. Get it? eh?.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

The poor bastards in FEAR FACTORY got to watch their tour bus burst into flames on the way to London airport:

The band is just fine. Everything on the bus? Eh, not so much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which MILF pop-star mess is scratching her ass? (Drunken Stepfather)

Hint, Hint, Hint, Hint... *cough* went batshit crazy and shaved her head, lost custody of her kids to her chubby husband *cough*... Too much? Yeah, we suck at hints.

The 7 Richest Criminals In History (Celebrity Net Worth)

The 20 Most Intimidating Fictional Sharks of All Time (Brobibile)

Five More Yogi Bear Poster Taglines (Heavy)

PLAYBOY's Anastasia Christen has mastered the art of getting naked while balancing on rickety furniture (Freakshow Planet)

Lollapalooza 2010 Live Blog (Bullz-Eye)

8 Star Wars Pickup Lines - "there is no handjob." (Dorkly)

When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she looks really great naked (Dailyniner)

Passing on a Sports Team (Ask Men)

Nina James is Tight, Tattooed, and ...um, what were we saying? (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Reunited Alterna-Grunge rockheads SOUNDGARDEN dusted off their flanel and played a tiny club in Chicago the other night:

They're playing Lollapalooza on Sunday AND they have a brand new record coming out in September.

Our buddy our pal, Bret Michaels is on tour now (click for tickets)... but he had to bail on a Syracuse show:

Why? Because the bulky bastard promoter bounced a check or two...or three.

from bands we've met... to boobs we'll never get near...

Florida-born beauty Prinzzess Felicity Jade can't wait to get out of that pesky white lingerie:

How could you blame her, really? if you had a body like hers you'd be feeling yourself up non-stop...and if you disagree, you're LYING.

What do we know about fantastic-assed Monica?

Not a whole lot, to be honest. She does, however, need very little convincing to get nude and get sloppy with a lucky fella. Big Ass Adventure, indeed!.

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Wednesday Links: Instant Dharma, Transit Bus Brawl, Mystery Boobs, Lady Gaga is Sloppy, RATT Guitarist PSA Outtakes, New OVERKILL video, Ginger B and

For all you LOST geeks...it's Instant Dharma: Smocke, Wheelchair Locke, the Numbers & Old Friends





THAT's TERRIBLE:

There's a 67 year old white guy fighting a young man on a Bay Area Transit bus:




Place yer best! Place yer bets!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)





Whose silver-lined, silicone-injected boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)



...here's a hint...you've probably seen here plastic ass screwing on video





Lady Gaga and her Sloppy Vagina (WWTDD)



Girl Next Door: Ericka Cruz (Bullz-Eye)



Thank you PLAYBOY...for the lovely Jessica Joy (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Hold Down Your Liquor (The Campus Throne)



PENTHOUSE Babe Britney Amber has beautiful buttocks (z0d)



The 7 Worst (and Best) Movies Ever Made (ForkParty)



Angie Savage and the Luckiest Pink Dildo EVER (Dailyniner)



7 Videogames and their Movie Equivalents (Part I) (College Humor)



The Worst Speeches of All Time: Nerd's Obsession with Megan Fox (atom)



Google Threatens To Kill Users (Comedy)



Hellboy's Shotgun Revolver is REAL (Gammasquad)




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)

Our buds in OVERKILL have a new video for "Bring Me The Night"



Jersey... Represent, mawfugger!

The late Robbin Crosby from RATT might have been a great guitar player...



But he STUNK at reading PSA's for New Jersey UHF stations.

Lovely Latina Yurizan Beltran is showing off her curves in this photo shoot for DANNI...



It's OK. Drool all over yourself. That's what you're 'sposed to do...

Sexy Hungarian hotness Ginger B can't keep her hands off herself...



Honestly, we couldn't either... if we were allowed in a room with women like that. But we're not.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, School Bus Beatdown, Link Lovin', Black Crowes Singer Berates Bouncer, MEGADETH video, Melissa Dettwiller, Jennifer Chamberlin, Lia 19, and Carlie Christine

It's Tuesday, boys and girls... time to ask your friend's hot mom out for a drink...or nine.

You're young, full of stamina, and you should be having affairs with married women...especially the ones with large bosoms and camel toe.

of course you could choose NOT to act on impulse and step aside for the Dancing Bear.

His furry pelvis will be all over your mom...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

At least the ride to high school will be normal. Oh wait, you got your ass kicked:

Not even on the bus for 30 seconds, and his ass is getting beat into ground chuck.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Coco's Booty in a Tight Ed Hardy Dress (Drunken Stepfather)

Cherry Rain? Now that's just silly. Rain doesn't taste... oh wait, that's Her NAME. We get it. (Daily Niner)

2009 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Rene Perez and Her Pretty Purple Dildo (z0d)

Kanye Should've Learned From ODB How To Interrupt A Show (YepYep)

Floyd Mayweather Is Not A Fan Of MMA (Recall)

Top 10: Notorious Biker Gangs (AskMen)

British beauty Nikki Jayne is Just...Jaw-Dropping (Freakshow Planet)

Patrick Swayze: It Will Get Worse Before It Gets Better (Don Chavez)

Why Girls Scare Me (TastyBooze)

How to Convince Your Girlfriend to Like Watching Football (Holy Taco)

Sexy Time: Power-Ranking SEC Teams by Cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)

Swayze's Best Five Movie Fights (World Of Isaac)

Star Wars Bloopers : A New Hope (Gunaxin)

Belgian Bikini Car Wash Championship (DJMICK)

4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes" (College Humor)

Rare Spider-species named after David Bowie (Jack's Blog)

The Best and Worst Marvel Video Game Team-Ups (Comics Alliance)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Two of our favorite buff bunnies Melissa Dettwiller and Jennifer Chamberlin are getting to know one another:

and we mean "getting to know one another" in the filthiest way possible, of course.

From push-ups to PLAYBOY, we'll take a look at PLAYBOY's Carlie Christine:

She likes working out naked. Not as effective, but really fun to watch.

From tits to tantrums, we now examine THE BLACK CROWES, who are on tour NOW, who stopped a show to yell at a bouncer:

Relax, Chris Robinson...that weed-smoking fan probably had an ass-kicking coming to him. If not that day, then eventually.

Mr. Dave Mustaine and his current cronies in MEGADETH released video for "Headcrusher":

Dave looks...umm, Happy... doesn't he?

Lovely LIA 19 is licking the LUCKIEST glass dildo ever:

Why is it so lucky? Do you REALLY have to ask?

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Jennifer Chamberlin and Melissa Dettwiller Girl/Girl Action
Caught on Video: School Bus Beat Down
Carlie Christine Exercises Naked
BLACK CROWES frontman goes off on Security Guard During Concert
Lia 19 Licks Her Lucky Glass Dildo
MEGADETH: 'Headcrusher' - Official Video
Kortnie O'Connor Gets Naked On The Stairs

 

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