Let's remind you of some important shit, shall we?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we abdut...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)
There are plenty of ditzy MILFs online just waiting for a fella to give them a lift... snd then some.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as the way you say mean things under your breath, thinking no one will notice. Of course everyone DOES)
You get SPLAT! and a band that won't be touring for a while.
...and THAT was the last anyone heard from STEELHEART for about ten years.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
(Unlike your feet, which smell like you walked through elephant shit)
It SURE is, and in this one at least everyone's speaking English!
Please don't suck... Please don't suck... Please don't suck... Please don't suck... Please don't suck...
Agree with us, dammit... or we'll send Charlie Sheen to your house to babble you to death.
Lux Cassidy and Michelle Maylene are awfully friendly and awfully fond of hot pants (FreakShow Planet)
"Your Highness" star Natalie Portman Slideshow (Celebrity Teaser)
Tierra Lee is All Natural and all kinds of ... wait, what were we saying (z0d)
McKenzie Miles is on the golf course, but we're willing to bet her handicap is holy hell in a handbag (Daily Niner)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your taste in women is like your taste in clothing; cheesy, beat up, and worn out)
"His name was Robert Paulsen"..."His name was Robert Paulsen"..."His name was Robert Paulsen"...
Robert Paulsen wrote a book? No way, dude!
...and if you ever wondered what it would be like to work for a band like PANTERA, wonder no more son...
Slugging down hot sauce, salad dressing, multiple drinks and worcestershire sauce for hundreds of dollars? WHERE DO WE SIGN? Well, nowhere now. PANTERA doesn't exactly exist anymore.
That band made some of the best home video EVER. Don't even attempt to argue. You'll lose
OK, time to bring out the beeeeeyotches, yo
What's that you say? Gianna Michaels? In a purple bikini??? Where???
Oh. Right there. Cool.
and what happens when you put Asa Akira, Alexis Texas, and Kristina Rose in a room together?
Why, you get a movie called BUTTWOMAN vs SLUTWOMAN.
See? No lying going on here, folks...
Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:
We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:
and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)
Click it, fool!
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED
album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci
on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.
Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:
Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right? (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)
...and that, friends... is the way to make cookies with a cement mixer.
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
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