Your Mom Pushing a Sports Car, Follow us on the Twitter, STEELHEART goes Splat, OZZY Bites Bats, PANTERA gets fat, Gianna Michaels, Asa Akira, Alexis Texas, and more!

Let's remind you of some important shit, shall we?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
- Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the children we abdut...KIDDING!
- Now Follow this one (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

You might want to give your mom a call and tell her that THIS is why they invented tow trucks:

There are plenty of ditzy MILFs online just waiting for a fella to give them a lift... snd then some.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as the way you say mean things under your breath, thinking no one will notice. Of course everyone DOES)

What do you get when your singer grabs onto a lighting truss that isn't properly secured to the stage?

You get SPLAT! and a band that won't be touring for a while.

...and THAT was the last anyone heard from STEELHEART for about ten years.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your feet, which smell like you walked through elephant shit)

OMG and WTF?!?! Could it be ANOTHER foreign-language trailer for X-MEN: FIRST CLASS???

It SURE is, and in this one at least everyone's speaking English!

Please don't suck... Please don't suck... Please don't suck... Please don't suck... Please don't suck...

Kristin Bell looks just lovely in a yellow bikini

Agree with us, dammit... or we'll send Charlie Sheen to your house to babble you to death.

Lux Cassidy and Michelle Maylene are awfully friendly and awfully fond of hot pants (FreakShow Planet)

"Your Highness" star Natalie Portman Slideshow (Celebrity Teaser)

Tierra Lee is All Natural and all kinds of ... wait, what were we saying (z0d)

McKenzie Miles is on the golf course, but we're willing to bet her handicap is holy hell in a handbag (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your taste in women is like your taste in clothing; cheesy, beat up, and worn out)

Back in 1986, MEAT LOAF... err, OZZY OSBOURNE went on British TV to explain biting the head off a bat:

"His name was Robert Paulsen"..."His name was Robert Paulsen"..."His name was Robert Paulsen"...

Robert Paulsen wrote a book? No way, dude!
...and if you ever wondered what it would be like to work for a band like PANTERA, wonder no more son...

Slugging down hot sauce, salad dressing, multiple drinks and worcestershire sauce for hundreds of dollars? WHERE DO WE SIGN? Well, nowhere now. PANTERA doesn't exactly exist anymore.
That band made some of the best home video EVER. Don't even attempt to argue. You'll lose

OK, time to bring out the beeeeeyotches, yo

What's that you say? Gianna Michaels? In a purple bikini??? Where???

Oh. Right there. Cool.
and what happens when you put Asa Akira, Alexis Texas, and Kristina Rose in a room together?

Why, you get a movie called BUTTWOMAN vs SLUTWOMAN.

See? No lying going on here, folks...

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:



Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right? (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make cookies with a cement mixer.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: 11 Halloween Hotties set the World On Fire

Boo. Scary.... It's Halloween again (and yes, we needed to be told, because we totally forgot until we say a bunch of kids wandering around in IRON MAN costumes asking for candy). We have something a litle BETTER than Candy for you, friends. we have ELEVEN scantily-clad, costumed cam babes shaking their amazing asses to "World On Fire", the latest from Greek metal outfit FIREWIND, the band that spawned Gus G., who is currently on the road with OZZY OSBOURNE.
Thanks to the always beautiful Wanda, Angelica, Delilah, Layla, Lizzy, Sweet Victoria, Aspen, Femme, Danni G, Nina, and Shanelle for the ASS-tacular videos.
Thanks again to FIREWIND for 'World On Fire'
Thanks to Jon for the editing as always.



Click on those well-placed pasties and give yourself eleven reasons to head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and see what's UNDER the girls' costumes...

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

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c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
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Take a second and grab some FIREWIND online as long as you're clicking away with your free hand:


Of course, you can always snag yourself some FIREWIND over at iTunes


You can also catch Gus G. on tour with OZZY OSBOURNE right now!... so get those tickets, Chester!

Not to be outdone, FIREWIND is playing shows while Gus takes a break from OZZY - get THOSE tickets here!

Let's see, did we cover everything?
1. Halloween? Yup
2. Amazing new video? Yup
3. Firewind and OZZY plugs? eeeYUP.

Tuesday Links: Drunk French guy vs. Wine bottle, Truck Dumps Beer, METALLICA and ROB ZOMBIE do METALLICA, Link love, Aria Giovanni, Erica Campbell, and Love Gisele

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Leave it to a drunk French guy to figure out how to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew...

Someone want to give this lush the number to the local AA meeting? Just sayin...

A semi truck dangerously dangles over an overpass in Ohio...

and Scott Bradley, who was driving from NJ to CA, comments on... all the beer on the road.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Kim Kardashian still has a big ass(Drunken Stepfather)
We're waiting for Kim Kardashian to make another sex tape.

Kyla has a Kute Kookie (misspelling for effect, obviously) (z0d)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia and Francesca are Making Fast Friends (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Nicole Violet Albright...is Alright (Freakshow Planet)

24: The Lost Episodes - Jack Bauer Disputes a Credit Card Charge (FunnyCrave)

Al Gore Will Be On The '30 Rock' Christmas Episode (Warming Glow)

Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles (atom)

How To Eat A Chicken Wing (Yep Yep)

The White House Reacts to ABC's 'V' Series, Asylum (Asylum)

10 of the best coaching meltdowns of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Ambiguous Endings Resolved (College Humor)

World's Largest Bikini Parade (with video) (Don Chavez)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

We're seeing double. It's Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell:

We call this masterpiece "Busty Boob Rubdown". Get a drool bib. You'll need it.

Adult starlet Shay Laren is disposing of her daisy dukes:

They're just too darn bulky, wouldn't you know it?

From Boobies to Bands, those kids in METALLICA are on tour now and they're releasing live concert footage from France:

The mighty Hetfield growling out "Creeping Death" in 2009 Get those METALLICA tickets now!

Along those lines ROB ZOMBIE is out on tour and paid tribute to METALLICA in Denver:

That's Rob doing "Enter Sandman" at the Fillmore.

You've seen this next lady in plenty of FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS over the years:

We all Love Gisele...especially when she's touching herself...which, as luck would have it, is quite often.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Semi Dumps Beer Cans and Boxes on Ohio Highway
Gisele Topless in Fishnets
French Man Opens Wine Bottle Without A Corkscrew
Sunny Leone Interview and Nude Photo Shoot
ROB ZOMBIE covers 'Enter Sandman' LIVE in Colorado
Shay Laren Drops Her Shorts
METALLICA - 'Creeping Death' LIVE in Nimes, France
Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell Busty Rubdown

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Monday Links: Bikini Girls Kissing, Morrissey leaves the stage, Rob Halford's Winter Songs, EVANESCENCE live in New York, Tera Patrick and Veronika Zemanova

Did ANY part of your weekend include women in bikinis kissing?

If not, then get on the adult activity bandwagon. It's leaving the station soon, so hurry up!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

How do you make a guy like MORRISSEY leave a show after two songs?

Umm, chuck a bottle at his head.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Kim Kardashian still has a big ass(Drunken Stepfather)
We're waiting for Kim Kardashian to make another sex tape.

Roxy Panther....ROAR! (z0d)

A Chat With Weird Al Yankovic (Bullz-Eye)

Rose has a Pretty Pink Butt Plug (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Amanda Corey can't keep her shirt on (Freakshow Planet)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1982 (Pt. 2) (Guyism)

The 15 Best Prison Movies (Gunaxin)

2012 + RAISING ARIZONA = Aweosme (FilmDrunk)

Saw Shaming (College Humor)

Yankees Divert Parade Through Boston (Sports Pickle)

Top Ten Doomsday Prophecies (AskMen)

Sesame Street’s 10 Greatest Musical Moments (Heckler Spray)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

Holy Sexy Czech hotness...it's Veronika Zemanova taking her shirt off:

Yeah, sky's blue, water's wet, Veronika is taking her shirt off...

Legendary Busty Bombshell Tera Patrick Can't keep Her Robe on:

It's just too damn bulky and cumbersome. Damn you, vile satin!

From Boobies to Bands, those kids in EVANESCENCE did a 'secret show' in New York City:

SO secret, that they managed to fill the Grand Ballroom in New York City. Uh huh. Way to keep a secret.

The METAL GOD himself ROB HALFORD has a new CD out. "Winter Songs" is out now:

"Get Into The Spirit"... It's a holiday song. Rawk.

Back to boobies with the lovely Marketa Brymova and her loose-fitting pink dress:

We just saw the uncut full-length clip. We'll let you know how it is after we get a mop.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

EVANESCENCE: 'Bring Me To Life' LIVE in New York City
Veronika Zemanova Peels Off Her Tank Top
Morrissey Leaves Stage after being hit with Bottle
Tera Patrick Busts Out of Her Blue Robe
HALFORD - Get Into The Spirit Official Video
Marketa Brymova Peels Off Her Pink Dress

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Thursday Links: Shauna Sand is Upset, High-Dive off Hotel Balcony, Lots of Link Love, New Sherlock Holmes Trailer, SALT Teaser Trailer, Victoria White and Heather Vandeven Make The Sexy

Awww,shit... Why does Shauna Sand look so upset?

It's because you haven't seen her homemade SEX TAPE! She worked really hard on it. Heh, get it? Hard-on! Ha!
It's also on DVD and Blu Ray for you folks who like to see plastic surgery in High-Definition.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When doing a high-dive off a hotel balcony...

you might want to leave your brain... on the balcony.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Mariah Carey is too chubby to not wear pants(Drunken Stepfather)
However Mariah does have some very nice boobies

26 Amazing Photos of Robyn Mari Wilson (Gorillamask)

Girl Next Door: Jamie (Bullz-Eye)

Erin Nicole has Nice Nips and A Puffy Pink Spot (Daily Niner)

Super Sexy Stunner Lela Star (Freakshow Planet)

10 Aesthetically Awesome Self Defense Items (Gunaxin)

A Practical Guide to Recognizing Comedy In Everyday Life (FunnyCrave)

Nic Cage Is Broke Because of Cobra Venom, Dinosaur Skulls (FilmDrunk)

The Woman Who Could Think Herself Off (Playboy)

Larry King's Hair Is A Bird (Banned in Hollywood)

10 Movie Titles That Double As Euphemisms For Genitalia (NextRound)

The 15 best Stacy Keibler videos of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Bill Maher Punched By Ponch (Warming Glow)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Heavenly Heather Vandeven is stripping out of her school girl uniform:

We think she's faking the school girl thing though; the platform heels are a dead giveaway.

This chipper blond is Victoria White, and she HATES her tights

Why does she hate them? We don't know, but she tears those suckers off.

We're on a movie trailer kick today, so let's have a look-see at trailer #3 for Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey, Jr.:

Looks like Guy Ritchie made a cool movie, eh?

Here's the first teaser for SALT starring Angelina Jolie:

Cool, right? now let's look at Angelina Jolie naked.

Aaaaand from movies to BOOBIES (it kinda rhymes), we have Natalie Sparks, who is getting ready for bath time.

Which is, of course, another way of saying "masturbating in the bathroom".

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Victoria White Hates Her Tights
Sherlock Holmes - Trailer 3
Natalie Sparks Gets Ready for Her Bath
SALT - Teaser Trailer
Heather Vandeven Strips Out of Her Schoolgirl Uniform
Jumping Off The Hotel Balcony Into The Pool

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Wednesday Links: Evil 2 Liter Gets Revenge, Forklift Driver Demolishes Warehouse, KISS live in New Orleans, Lots O' Links, Capri Cavalli, Jamie Graham, and Kayla Collins all make the sexy

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This evil 2 liter bottle of soda didn't appreciate being mixed with Mentos:

and it went for its revenge on the poor unsuspecting lad.

If you haven't seen this Russian forklift driver destroying over $150k in Cognac and Vodka...

Just click above. OK, now you've seen it.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Kelly Brook is Topless in Her New Play (Drunken Stepfather)
Meh...who cares? Kelly Brook got naked on camera before and HERE's THE PROOF!

Pamela Sweet, a badass bike, and the luckiest silver vibrator EVER (Daily Niner)

Girl Next Door: Jamie (Bullz-Eye)

Rayvoness is mushing her boobs together (z0d)

Gemma Massey is Oh...So...Sassy. OK, so it Rhymes (Freakshow Planet)

What If Richard Simmons was a Pickup Artist? (FunnyCrave)

Top 5 Unintentionally Disturbing Viagra Ads (Gunaxin)

Actual Premise: Retarded Church Orphan MMA Fighter (FilmDrunk)

Hot Chicks Love the TOP GUN Song (Holy Taco)

Is Your Name Dave? (Unstructured)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

If you can manage to pick your jaw up off the floor, take a look at Capri Cavalli making out with Katalin Kiraly:

Of course the action gets a lot steamier. we just can't show you here.

Those two lucky girls Danielle and Leslie are surfing the web and making the sexy:

Wouldn't you know it, Leslie can get her whole hand into a tight space. How's THAT for subtle?

From boobies to bands, let's check out KISS, who are out on tour now:

That's the show opening and "Deuce" live at the Voodoo Experience festival.

Aaaand back to boobies with the lovely Kayla Collins from PLAYBOY:

She's sooooo happy to be shooting her new video...and to be getting naked.

One more for good measure, right? Everyone say hi to PLAYBOY hottie Jamie Graham, who just loves to stay clean.

you know, because she's feeling herself up in the shower.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Capri Cavalli & Katalin Kiraly Topless Kissing
2 Liter Soda Bottle Gets Revenge
Leslie and Danielle Web Surfing and Making Out
KISS: 'Deuce' LIVE at Voodoo Experience Festival
Jamie Graham Takes A Shower
Russian Forklift Driver Smashes $150k in Cognac & Vodka
Kayla Collins PLAYBOY video shoot

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