Vince Neil takes a skating spill, CHICKENFOOT does HENDRIX, Bulgarians love MEGADETH, Amanda Hanshaw naked on the floor, Kimberly Kato Loses her Lingerie

Got Pregnant? Got fat? then you gotta get THIS BOOK:

Are we shamelessly helping a loved one promote a new book??? You bet your ass we ARE... now go get one...madam. Please. and thank you.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

whoa. VINCE NEIL is SKATING????

Not very well, mind you. We think he should stick to singing. Yeah, that MOTLEY CRUE gig worked out a lot better for him.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which past white starlet ass in a thong is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Need a little help? She did a bondage flick when she first came to L.A....click it, dumbo!

Bullz-Eye.com Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

15 Hot Chicks Working Out (Top Cultured)

take a look at Denka... yer welcome! (FreakShow Planet)

Becky Wunder is in her wunderwear.... for a little while (z0d)

Sarah Pipkin has a really, really, nice set of... wait, what were we saying? (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Those zany guys in the 'supergroup' CHICKENFOOT broke out "Foxy Lady" at the Cabo Wabo Cantina earlier this year:

Somewhere in the great beyond, JIMI HENDRIX is golf-clapping... politely.

What do Bulgarians appreciate more than war and insurrection?

It's MEGADETH, Dammmit.

From heavy Metal, we drift on over to Heavy... you guessed it! Hooters!

Busty PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Amanda Hanshaw prefers laid-back country life to city drama:

We could give a shit. We REALLy care about the fact that she likes rolling around on the floor totally naked, rubbing her huge boobs... and THAT is entertainment!

The lovely Kimberly Kato has lost her Lingerie:

We have ZERO interest in helping her find it lingerie simply gets in the way of diddling... that's what WE think anyway.

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FRIDAY LINKS: Larry The Cable Guy Video, Turn on Those Webcams, Traveling Virus Tickets, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy FriDEE, boys and girls. Are you ready for the weekend? We sure are! We've got a super-duper show in store for you, and you don't want to miss it. Opie's doing air guitar in studio this morning, and if you want to see any of his swishy air-guitaring, you can install PALTALK and go to 'Opie and Anthony LIVE'. Of course, if you're like us, you're in there staring at naked showering/sleeping women all morning.

Thanks to our own Sam, we have a few clips of Larry The Cable Guy's return to the O&A Show yesterday:


Larry The Cable Guy Returns To The O&A Show - 1

Larry The Cable Guy Returns To The O&A Show - 2

Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus are going fast, kids...so if you want those up-close seats CLICK HERE FOR TICKET LINKS AND LINE UPS

New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW!



CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

Yo... Today's Boner is back, and this week's boner is brought to you by Round Butt Sluts # 3!

Thanks to FoundryMusicDanny, we have a Alec Baldwin/David Hasselhoff Remix, which uses these audio clips:


David Hasselhoff Drunk on a Hotel Room Floor

Alec Baldwin Leaves a Voicemail for his daughter

...make your OWN remix, and send it to FoundryMusicDanny

The BRAINFARTS are back! Yes, we brought back our signature comment system so any registered FoundryMusic user can spout off and add their comments to our headlines, media files, blogs, and other assorted pages. (No assholes allowed. Yes, we do delete the malicious ones.)

The lovely Carmen from FOUNDRY CAMS has sent in a BRAND NEW video showing off her new 'F*CK ME' shirt (get your F*ck Me shirts here):



CARMEN Shows off her New 'F*ck Me' Shirt

We also added a TON of new videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Bouncing Natural Boobs

Girl Pushed Into Mall Fountain

Sexy Denise Milani Welcomes You

Tyra Banks Falls Over Couch During Show

Sexy Girls In Bikinis Wrestling

Jerry Springer: Topless Women Brawling

Gianna Pours Water On Her Huge Boobs

Silence Of The Lambs - Outtake Reel

Seattle Woman May Set Record As Shortest Mother

Sexy Tatjana Simic - Croatian Model

Scorpion Vs. Black Widow

Guitar Hero Playing Positions - Judas Priest

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THURSDAY LINKS: LARRY THE CABLE GUY, DR IAN SMITH AND EXTREME FAT SMASHING, TRAVELING VIRUS TICKETS, NEW NAPPY DVD, LOTS OF NEW VIDEO

Hey...the porno we can't mention is called Nappy Headed Ho's, and it's being released by Kick Ass Pictures. We'll post a link when it's available.

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Thursday, everyone...The Opie and Anthony Radio POgram has a hell of a show in store for you today, kids! First off, Larry The Cable Guy from DELTA FARCE is going to be in studio. He also has a brand new CD called Morning Constitutions out now. Also, Dr Ian Smith from Celebrity Fit Club will be stopping by to promote his new book Extreme Fat Smash Diet. Remember, if you want to see any of the in-studio guests or performers, you can install PALTALK and go to 'Opie and Anthony LIVE'. Of course, if you're like us, you're in there staring at naked showering/sleeping women all morning.

Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus are going fast, kids...so if you want those up-close seats CLICK HERE FOR TICKET LINKS AND LINE UPS

New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW!



CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

Yo... Today's Boner is back, and this week's boner is brought to you by Round Butt Sluts # 3!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: OOOOH! We have some lovely new bosoms submitted to RateMyWOW from some lovely ladies all over the country:

RateMyWOW: Philly Boobies

RateMyWOW: Lovely Redhead with Lovely Boobies

Thanks to FoundryMusicDanny, we have a Alec Baldwin/David Hasselhoff Remix, which uses these audio clips:

David Hasselhoff Drunk on a Hotel Room Floor

Alec Baldwin Leaves a Voicemail for his daughter

...make your OWN remix, and send it to FoundryMusicDanny

The BRAINFARTS are back! Yes, we brought back our signature comment system so any registered FoundryMusic user can spout off and add their comments to our headlines, media files, blogs, and other assorted pages. (No assholes allowed. Yes, we do delete the malicious ones.)

The lovely Carmen from FOUNDRY CAMS has sent in a BRAND NEW video showing off her new 'F*CK ME' shirt (get your F*ck Me shirts here):



CARMEN Shows off her New 'F*ck Me' Shirt

We also added a TON of new videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Big Breast Wrestling

When Kicking A Vending Machine Goes Wrong

Nude Photo Shoot in the Pool

Busty Cartwheels

College Girls Getting Naked In The Pool In Cancun

Samsung Commercial - Throwing Pies At Insects

Topless Tug Of War

Golden Conch - Luxury Beach Front Rental Estate

Three Sexy Ladies Playing Around on The Bed

Miss Colita Del Verano - The Reef Girls (Hot Asses)

Amazing Grace - Worst Version Ever

German BO-105 Helicopter - The Flying Tiger

Boobs On Webcam - A Busty Compilation

Mountain Bike Speed World Record - Massive Crash

Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:


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