Friday Links: Weekend affairs and the Dancing Bear, Swinging Bass Guitar Fail, Link Loving, Bike Thief Beat Down, BODY COUNT live in LA, Gisele, Brianna Frost, Anna Song

It's a somber day. Time to pull out all the stops and plan that romantic weekend...with someone you're not married to.

This rose-covered hotel bed is brought to you by the people who encourage adulterous affairs on rose-covered hotel beds. They're like FEMA...only much sexier

or you could do nothing, and find out about how your weekend fling was trounced by the Dancing Bear...

he works out a lot. Girls dig that.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know those really cool guitar players who can swing their instruments around their bodies mid-performance?

This guy...is NOT one of them.

What's the fastest way to get your ass kicked by a bunch of bicycle messengers in New York City?

Steal One of their Bikes.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your ass-awful attitude IS, so why not cheer up, Chesterfield)

Halle Berry Goes Shopping (Drunken Stepfather)..and and Halle Berry Goes TOPLESS.

Alyssa Reece in a Racy Red Outfit (z0d)

Featured Model: Maya (Bullz-Eye)

Prinzzess Sasha is no Princess. Far from it, in fact. (Daily Niner)

What If Dane Cook Was Negotiating With a Hooker? (Funnycrave)

Indian Accent Prank (yep Yep)

7 of the Loudest Women's Tennis Grunts (World of Isaac)

Valerie Cormier is so pretty, we umm... umm...wait, what were we saying? (Freakshow Planet)

Man Decorates His House With Cigarette Packs (DJMICK)

Who’s the Best Movie Prostitute? (Gunaxin)

You get What You Pay For (Dave & Thomas)

Top Ten Tough Guys in Hip-Hop (Recall)

Worker brings appetite, never food, to office party (Minimum Rage)

The Definitive List of 'The Final Countdown' Covers on the Internet (URLesque)

Viral Dance Video Playlist (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you cry your lonely ass to sleep every night because you suck at life)

Would you look at the boobs on Anna Song:

How she stuffs them into a nurse's uniform, we'll never know. Granted, they don't stay packed in for long

Speaking of bare bosoms, you remember Brianna Frost from her FOUNDRY CAMS videos, right?

She really must have a clothing objection. She can't keep her shirt on for very long at all.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in BODY COUNT, who ripped into their classic "Cop Killer" in Los Angeles:

ICE-T rocking the hardcore.

You remember the lovely Gisele from her many FOUNDRY CAMS:

Even if you don't remember her, you -- oh, who are we kidding? Of COURSE you remember her.

Speakng of our FOUNDRY CAMS girls, let's drool all over Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention spans of flies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Brianna Frost Breaks Free From Her Shirt
NYC Bike Thief Beat Down
Anna Song is a Naughty Busty Nurse
Swinging Bass Guitar Breaks Light
Melissa Dettwiller in the Luxor Hotel Lobby In A Bikini
BODY COUNT: 'Cop Killer' LIVE in Los Angeles
Gisele In Diamonds and Thigh-High Boots

These are some of the many social networking programs we're linked up with, so JOIN US, won't you?

Zannel: FoundryMusic
Facebook: FoundryMusic
Posterous: FOUNDRY
Twitter: FoundryMusic (you can get updates to your cell phone here as well)
MySpace: FoundryMusic
NING: FoundryMusic
FRIEND FEED: FoundryMusic
Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

Posted via web from foundry's posterous

FRIDAY LINKS: Larry The Cable Guy Video, Turn on Those Webcams, Traveling Virus Tickets, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy FriDEE, boys and girls. Are you ready for the weekend? We sure are! We've got a super-duper show in store for you, and you don't want to miss it. Opie's doing air guitar in studio this morning, and if you want to see any of his swishy air-guitaring, you can install PALTALK and go to 'Opie and Anthony LIVE'. Of course, if you're like us, you're in there staring at naked showering/sleeping women all morning.

Thanks to our own Sam, we have a few clips of Larry The Cable Guy's return to the O&A Show yesterday:


Larry The Cable Guy Returns To The O&A Show - 1

Larry The Cable Guy Returns To The O&A Show - 2

Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus are going fast, kids...so if you want those up-close seats CLICK HERE FOR TICKET LINKS AND LINE UPS

New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW!



CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

Yo... Today's Boner is back, and this week's boner is brought to you by Round Butt Sluts # 3!

Thanks to FoundryMusicDanny, we have a Alec Baldwin/David Hasselhoff Remix, which uses these audio clips:


David Hasselhoff Drunk on a Hotel Room Floor

Alec Baldwin Leaves a Voicemail for his daughter

...make your OWN remix, and send it to FoundryMusicDanny

The BRAINFARTS are back! Yes, we brought back our signature comment system so any registered FoundryMusic user can spout off and add their comments to our headlines, media files, blogs, and other assorted pages. (No assholes allowed. Yes, we do delete the malicious ones.)

The lovely Carmen from FOUNDRY CAMS has sent in a BRAND NEW video showing off her new 'F*CK ME' shirt (get your F*ck Me shirts here):



CARMEN Shows off her New 'F*ck Me' Shirt

We also added a TON of new videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Bouncing Natural Boobs

Girl Pushed Into Mall Fountain

Sexy Denise Milani Welcomes You

Tyra Banks Falls Over Couch During Show

Sexy Girls In Bikinis Wrestling

Jerry Springer: Topless Women Brawling

Gianna Pours Water On Her Huge Boobs

Silence Of The Lambs - Outtake Reel

Seattle Woman May Set Record As Shortest Mother

Sexy Tatjana Simic - Croatian Model

Scorpion Vs. Black Widow

Guitar Hero Playing Positions - Judas Priest

Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:


del.icio.us

Groovid

Digg

Furl


Ma.gnolia


NewsVine

Reddit

Spurl

THURSDAY LINKS: LARRY THE CABLE GUY, DR IAN SMITH AND EXTREME FAT SMASHING, TRAVELING VIRUS TICKETS, NEW NAPPY DVD, LOTS OF NEW VIDEO

Hey...the porno we can't mention is called Nappy Headed Ho's, and it's being released by Kick Ass Pictures. We'll post a link when it's available.

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Thursday, everyone...The Opie and Anthony Radio POgram has a hell of a show in store for you today, kids! First off, Larry The Cable Guy from DELTA FARCE is going to be in studio. He also has a brand new CD called Morning Constitutions out now. Also, Dr Ian Smith from Celebrity Fit Club will be stopping by to promote his new book Extreme Fat Smash Diet. Remember, if you want to see any of the in-studio guests or performers, you can install PALTALK and go to 'Opie and Anthony LIVE'. Of course, if you're like us, you're in there staring at naked showering/sleeping women all morning.

Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus are going fast, kids...so if you want those up-close seats CLICK HERE FOR TICKET LINKS AND LINE UPS

New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW!



CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

Yo... Today's Boner is back, and this week's boner is brought to you by Round Butt Sluts # 3!

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: OOOOH! We have some lovely new bosoms submitted to RateMyWOW from some lovely ladies all over the country:

RateMyWOW: Philly Boobies

RateMyWOW: Lovely Redhead with Lovely Boobies

Thanks to FoundryMusicDanny, we have a Alec Baldwin/David Hasselhoff Remix, which uses these audio clips:

David Hasselhoff Drunk on a Hotel Room Floor

Alec Baldwin Leaves a Voicemail for his daughter

...make your OWN remix, and send it to FoundryMusicDanny

The BRAINFARTS are back! Yes, we brought back our signature comment system so any registered FoundryMusic user can spout off and add their comments to our headlines, media files, blogs, and other assorted pages. (No assholes allowed. Yes, we do delete the malicious ones.)

The lovely Carmen from FOUNDRY CAMS has sent in a BRAND NEW video showing off her new 'F*CK ME' shirt (get your F*ck Me shirts here):



CARMEN Shows off her New 'F*ck Me' Shirt

We also added a TON of new videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Big Breast Wrestling

When Kicking A Vending Machine Goes Wrong

Nude Photo Shoot in the Pool

Busty Cartwheels

College Girls Getting Naked In The Pool In Cancun

Samsung Commercial - Throwing Pies At Insects

Topless Tug Of War

Golden Conch - Luxury Beach Front Rental Estate

Three Sexy Ladies Playing Around on The Bed

Miss Colita Del Verano - The Reef Girls (Hot Asses)

Amazing Grace - Worst Version Ever

German BO-105 Helicopter - The Flying Tiger

Boobs On Webcam - A Busty Compilation

Mountain Bike Speed World Record - Massive Crash

Remember, kids...if you like what you see, you can TELL A FRIEND ONLINE! Next to every media file, headline, or other goodies, you will see links to sites where you can embed it... or spread it around...like fertilizer. Some of our partners include:


del.icio.us

Groovid

Digg

Furl


Ma.gnolia


NewsVine

Reddit

Spurl


Yahoo

Facebook

Fark

Outage

..and many others!