Your mom is on a car hood, new TWITTER accounts, STRYPER is praying (again), Lots of Green Lantern footage, OZZY cooks breakfast, VINCE NEIL jams with STEEL PANTHER, New Gisele video

Let's remind you of some important shit, shall we?
You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. Simple enough, right?
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We're not normally the types of guys to nitpick, but if you came home to find your wife in HEELS on your Corvette...

Would you toss her ass out? Cuz... you know we'll take her... our car is a piece of crap-ola.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Same as your face, teeth, hairline, breath...we could go on, but you'd kill yourself)

We thought STRYPER was done with all the God and prayer stuff:

We were wrong. Totally. This was in Baltimore. Poor Baltimore

Don't know STRYPER? Click that. At least it's a covers album.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your breath, which smells like fourteen acres of shit)

What's this? FOUR minutes of Green Lantern? Yeah, yeah, we know. It's a few days old. Quit busting our balls:
Green Lantern minigun??? YES! Oh what WILL those wacky Hollwood folks think of next?

Maybe this? Hmm?

Kelly Ripa has a wax statue at Madamme Tussade's...

We want to know what it looks like with its teeth punched in.

Zoe Britton and Avery Adams are nude, friendly, and they have purple appliances! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com's 2011 MLB Season Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Sydney Barlette is from Houston... or so we gather from her shirt. (z0d)

Breanne Bensen has a flower in her hair and NOTHING on her hiney (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

A semi-bloated VINCE NEIL joined the almighty STEEL PANTHER on stage in Las Vegas for a little song called "Live Wire"

Shockingly, Vince was hitting most of the notes... with the obligatory two hot blondes waiting in the wings...OOOF COURSE.

And in a classic scene from The Decline of Western Civilization Part II-The Metal Years, we have a rather lucid-sounding OZZY OSBOURNE cooking breakfast in his home. MMMM...bacon

We'll say it again... MMmmm...bacon.
BEST. DOCUMENTARY. EVER. Don't even TRY arguing this one.

Then guys in the reunited ANTHRAX cranked out a new song (well "new" in the sense that the last time they recorded it was with former singer Dan Nelson):

"Fight 'em till you can't fight 'em"? Isn't that a bit of an oxy-moron? Or do they mean, "Fight 'em 'til you die. That sounds fairly unpleasant.

If you're a fan of '80's thrash, there's NO reason you shouldn't have this video. NO reason.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from GISELE:
The lovely blonde Gisele, who you have seen in dozens of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, is back at it once again with a hosed-down FoundryMusic T-shirt, high heels, and very little else on. She's shaking her perfectly-formed hiney to FOUNDRY's "Ain't Like You" from the RETOOLED album, mixed by Rich DeCicco and featuring our buddy Rob Balducci on guitar. Thanks as always to Jon for the editing.

Buy FOUNDRY: Retooled now at Amazon:



Watch Video. Click Photo. Enjoy Gisele. Simple, right? (you'd be shocked how many people fuck that up)

...and that, friends... is the way to make cookies with a cement mixer.

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Worst Guitar Solo, Close Call Car Crash, Snooki Does Rolling Stone, WHITESNAKE unplugged, MOTLEY CRUE summer tour, VINCE NEIL's Mistake, American Idol does Judas Priest, Angie Savage does Zebra

Seriously trying to find something wiseass to say here, and coming up very very blank:

Face it. Your mom and her friends are smoking hot and as long as she posting photos like these... we'll forever be struggling with what to say.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

All the guitar lessons in the world aren't going to help this dude:

Give it up, shmuck. You're not going to get any better.

Officer! We're going to need a fresh diaper and a clean pair of slacks for this man!

Ten more feet, and that guy was going to be buried in two boxes.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


Why is the seriously un-bangable SNOOKI on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine? (Drunken Stepfather)

Is ROLLING STONE doing this deliberately to piss off readers, or is it honor-a-troll month and nobody told us? Magazine sales must be sliding.


Charlie Sheen on Living with Goddesses: 7 Relationship Tips (How About We)

Vanessa Lake is wrapped in Latex on a Summer Day. No wonder she's taking her clothes off (FreakShow Planet)

A Chat with Topher Grace (Bullz Eye)

Conny is kinda cute...and that's kind of an understatement of the year (z0d)

Jana and Georgia are all kinds of friendly and naked, and that's just the way we likes 'em (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

Has David Coverdale ever NOT looked like an old woman? We say 'uhh, no'

Keep in mind this show was in Tokyo in 1997... and it's all downhill from here, kids.

Speaking of old ladies, who's the old woman sitting between Tommy and Nikki from MOTLEY CRUE?

Oh. Oh, wait a minute. That's David Johansen. Nice wig.

In a candid, sit-down interview with... his girlfriend... VINCE NEIL said that his latest DUI arrest and stint in jail was a 'mistake'.

He also revealed that the sky is blue and water is wet. Glug-Glug, Vrooom, Vince.

Anyone else see the little gay kid doing the JUDAS PRIEST song on American Idol>

OK, OK... we have no idea if that's true. He may be a gay MAN. Oh...zing... swee what we did there?

Oh let's just get to the boobs... So glad you agree:

How many zebras had to die to make Angie Savage's Bikini?

Umm, none. It's a fucking bikini. It's cloth. Chill out.

When you have boobs as big as Leanne Crow, you just have to play with 'em

Well you don't HAVE to... but it's really fun when you can.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way you don't pay attention to the Academy Awards... Had enough yet?

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Knockout Caught on Video, Vince Neil believes in Ghosts, hates bottles, Kayden Kross is a horrible Maid, Kelly Divine has a huge ass, Leanne Crow has an OK face

Happy Hump-day young ones. Why not take a clue from our pal Bret Michaels:

No, don't land your ass in the hospital or get knocked out on Broadway. That's just silly. We reccommend having promiscuous sex with a lot of semi-attached young women.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

G'day, mate!

You just got knocked the F**K out!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


George Clooney. You lucky bastard, you (Drunken Stepfather)

Sandra Shine is in the kitchen... stirring the soup... get it? Get it? *nudge nudge* (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: True Grit (Bullz-Eye)

Ashlyn Rae looks like she's wearing a tablecloth. No relation to Charlotte Rae... we think. (z0d)

Jasmin Foxx is just geeky enough to stay bone-able (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

You'd think that after playing with MOTLEY CRUE for 25 years, VINCE NEIL would be used to bottles flying at his head:

Evidently not. This shit-fit happened on the last night of CRUE FEST 2.

Speaking of VINCE NEILk, we should probably bring it your attention that he does, in fact, believe in ghosts:

This is Vince on an episode of Celebrity Ghost Stories. Yes, there is REALLY a show called Celebrity Ghost Stories.

Girls...Girls...Girls...

Kayden Kross is a filthy French maid who loves to play with herself:

Sure, she's great eye candy, but the house is a mess and the furniture is always sticky.

Our favorite massively-assed adult starlet Kelly Divine is out and about, wearing bike shorts of all things:

Most women would get pissed off if you told 'em they had fat asses. Not Kelly. She'll let you put your head in there.

British brunette Leanne Crow has an 'OK' face... but her boobs are HUGE!

...boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....boobs are huge....

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.



CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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Fitness MILF, Vince Neil looks tipsy AGAIN, old ta-ta's, SEVENDUST beefs up the Atlanta Falcons, MOTORHEAD has a new video, DANGEROUS TOYS is milking the same material, Cynthia Bang Bangs, Lexi Belle and the Lucky Feather Duster

She's ripped, she's in fantastic shape... but she's oh-so lonely because her old man is always working late.

Now's your chance to make your move, bud... Hell, she wouldn't be posting photos online unless she wanted to hook up... well, that and show off her abs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

MOTLEY CRUE frontman VINCE NEIL was spotted leaving Boa in West Hollywood looking at li'l bit tipsy with a few lovely ladies...

Big deal, right? Well, watch the video, listen to him slurring his words, and then jump behind the wheel of a sports car. Ahh yes, some people don't learn easily, do they?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Ack! Old lady boobs! We're almost afraid to ask who they belong to... (Drunken Stepfather)

As far as guessing goes... She hasn't had much skin time on camera... so that could throw a few of you.

The Ultimate Bacon Lovers Gift Guide (the Bachelor Guy)

Bullz-Eye.com 2010 Year End Music Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Sandy Summers will warm you up on a cold winter day...with her umm, boobies? (FreakShow Planet)

Wowee! We could watch Laura Lee get naked every day! (z0d)

When shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she likes to have girl-girl sexy time with girls like Ruby (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

The guys in SEVENDUST were called in to beef up the Atlanta Falcons official theme song...

...and that's exactly what they did, dagnabbit.

Lemmmy Kilmister, his face bumps, and the rest of MOTORHEAD have a new video for "Get Back In Line"

The band's new album gets released in the UK this month. We U.S. pukes don't get it until January. The new tunes will put goosebumps on your face bumps.

Hey, more power to you if you can pull it off, because DANGEROUS TOYS have been milking the same few songs for twenty years:

Honestly, we'd think they'd be tired of playing "Teas'n Pleas'n" and "Scared" by now, but apparently not.

OK, that's enough of the high-brow (and yes, by comparison to what we're about to show you, that IS high-brow)

Mellissa wants to show Sammie Rhodes and Samantha Saint how to do the whole ballet thing...

...but the whole event degenerates into a bisexual ballet bonanza in NO time.

We weren't fond of it at first, but Cynthia Bang has a very bang-able booty and she's not afraid to use it:

What she SHOULD do is tell that obnoxious camera guy to shut up. He's reallly yapping too much. shaddup and get to the butt sex

her name is Lexi Belle and she apparently doesn't care who sees her naked ass because that's her, getting nude...on a balcony:

What's more is that is one very very lucky feather duster ... what we wouldn't give to be a piece of lint on that thing.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.