Vince Neil takes a skating spill, CHICKENFOOT does HENDRIX, Bulgarians love MEGADETH, Amanda Hanshaw naked on the floor, Kimberly Kato Loses her Lingerie

Got Pregnant? Got fat? then you gotta get THIS BOOK:

Are we shamelessly helping a loved one promote a new book??? You bet your ass we ARE... now go get one...madam. Please. and thank you.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

whoa. VINCE NEIL is SKATING????

Not very well, mind you. We think he should stick to singing. Yeah, that MOTLEY CRUE gig worked out a lot better for him.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which past white starlet ass in a thong is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Need a little help? She did a bondage flick when she first came to L.A....click it, dumbo!

Bullz-Eye.com Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

15 Hot Chicks Working Out (Top Cultured)

take a look at Denka... yer welcome! (FreakShow Planet)

Becky Wunder is in her wunderwear.... for a little while (z0d)

Sarah Pipkin has a really, really, nice set of... wait, what were we saying? (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Those zany guys in the 'supergroup' CHICKENFOOT broke out "Foxy Lady" at the Cabo Wabo Cantina earlier this year:

Somewhere in the great beyond, JIMI HENDRIX is golf-clapping... politely.

What do Bulgarians appreciate more than war and insurrection?

It's MEGADETH, Dammmit.

From heavy Metal, we drift on over to Heavy... you guessed it! Hooters!

Busty PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Amanda Hanshaw prefers laid-back country life to city drama:

We could give a shit. We REALLy care about the fact that she likes rolling around on the floor totally naked, rubbing her huge boobs... and THAT is entertainment!

The lovely Kimberly Kato has lost her Lingerie:

We have ZERO interest in helping her find it lingerie simply gets in the way of diddling... that's what WE think anyway.

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Thursday Links: Fattest Guy Doing the Gayest Dance, Zakk Wylde does Hendrix in NYC, New KOTTAK video, Lindsay Lohan Naked Again, Ashley from Rock of L

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This is the Gayest video of a Fat Gay Guy Dancing you’ll see all Damn Gay… err, day:




Don't ask us WHY we were compelled to share that. We just were. Now deal with it.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





Lindsay Lohan is taking her clothes off...again (WWTDD)



just like she did in these movies...





Bar Refaeli's Boobs in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)



Kicks with Bricks (The Toilet Paper)



Ashley From Rock Of Love Flashes The Goods (Don Chavez)



Jenna Linn in a Leopard Bra (z0d)



Mad TV's Prophetic 'Ipad' Sketch (Warming Glow)



Traci Danee has a really awesome fanny (Daily Niner)



Did Avatar Completely Rip Off An Obscure British Comic? (HEAVY)



Evelyn Lory is kind of Whor-y ...actually we have no idea. It just rhymes (FreakshowPlanet)



Google Earth Guys (College Humor)



25 Funny Tombstones (Holy Taco)



Six Half Court Shots in a Row (URLesque)



What Does Whispering Eye Mean? (Dave and Thomas)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Our buddy ZAKK WYLDE is feeling better and jamming some Jimi Hendrix in New York City:



Rockin' the "Voodoo Child" by JIMI HENDRIX at the Iridium Jazz Club... which is a few pegs down the ladder from standing next to OZZY on stage. Just sayin.

Why are we posting the new video from KOTTAK?



Becuase we felt like posting it. Deal with it. Also, we think the song is catchy. Mostly, because we felt like it...and because James Kottak has been in more bands than we can count...and by that, we mean ten.

This is a picture of adult starlet Alexis Texas:



Why are we showing you her face? because the rest of the video is centered around her ass, and we just didn't feel right showing you a hiney shot. Yeah, all of a sudden we got sensitive.

20 year-old Ashley Sage Ellison has all-natural 32JJ boobs:



we're going to repeat that because it was fairly impressive. she's got all-natural 32JJ boobs!!! Paying attention yet?

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.