and then posting them on her Ashley Madison profile... We may consider taking her out for a malted... on her back.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)
TRANSLATION: He Maces the bitch and throws her to the ground. Why does everyone seem to think they can stand up to armed police officers?
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)
Come on, who ISN'T excited about this movie? Anyone? Anyone?
She's Vanessa Hudgens, and unless you were one of the lucky few who saw her NUDE PHOTOS, you shouldn't care either. (Drunken Stepfather)
Janet and Melany are naked, drunk and trying to re-enact some album cover (FreakShow Planet)
Barry Bonds' perjury trial begins, but does anyone even care anymore? (Scores Report)
Mariah and Rachel are feeling each other up..as they SHOULD BE. It's a law. We think. (z0d)
Li'l Lupe Fuentes is covered in Roses...that is until her boyfriend Evan gets a hold of her and drills her into next Sunday (ha! didn't think we knew, did ya) (Daily Niner)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)
Being interviewed by the 'Milquetoast sisters' isn't all that bad... is it?
Both band's have relatively new albums out too:
Did a halfway decent job of covering KISS the other night in Nashville. Yes, Nashville. Enough with the cowboy references. Every band in the world is down there.
Boobies? Booty? Did someone say the magic word? Ehh, maybe:
We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:
Click it, fool!
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.
Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.
Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!
We'll tell you were, chester...HERE. In the bestest country on earth...Granted that pervert has a police scanner and a good set of running shoes on.
Playing with. That's what. Thankfully, that's what this non-english speaker is all-too-familiar with.
...and that, friends... is the way to poop in the woods.
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
