Heavy Metal Hotness, Condom Application in the Philippines, Ass Shaking in Concert, OZZY does SABBATH, THE BIG FOUR in the U.S. Finally, Angelina Castro and Priya Rai and their big boobs

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Vince Neil takes a skating spill, CHICKENFOOT does HENDRIX, Bulgarians love MEGADETH, Amanda Hanshaw naked on the floor, Kimberly Kato Loses her Lingerie

Got Pregnant? Got fat? then you gotta get THIS BOOK:

Are we shamelessly helping a loved one promote a new book??? You bet your ass we ARE... now go get one...madam. Please. and thank you.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

whoa. VINCE NEIL is SKATING????

Not very well, mind you. We think he should stick to singing. Yeah, that MOTLEY CRUE gig worked out a lot better for him.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which past white starlet ass in a thong is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Need a little help? She did a bondage flick when she first came to L.A....click it, dumbo!

Bullz-Eye.com Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

15 Hot Chicks Working Out (Top Cultured)

take a look at Denka... yer welcome! (FreakShow Planet)

Becky Wunder is in her wunderwear.... for a little while (z0d)

Sarah Pipkin has a really, really, nice set of... wait, what were we saying? (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Those zany guys in the 'supergroup' CHICKENFOOT broke out "Foxy Lady" at the Cabo Wabo Cantina earlier this year:

Somewhere in the great beyond, JIMI HENDRIX is golf-clapping... politely.

What do Bulgarians appreciate more than war and insurrection?

It's MEGADETH, Dammmit.

From heavy Metal, we drift on over to Heavy... you guessed it! Hooters!

Busty PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Amanda Hanshaw prefers laid-back country life to city drama:

We could give a shit. We REALLy care about the fact that she likes rolling around on the floor totally naked, rubbing her huge boobs... and THAT is entertainment!

The lovely Kimberly Kato has lost her Lingerie:

We have ZERO interest in helping her find it lingerie simply gets in the way of diddling... that's what WE think anyway.

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Oil Tank Explosioin, Sloppy Old Ass, MEGADETH and SLAYER live in Bulgaria, Gemma Massey Nude for the first time, Nikki simms Nude for the Billionth time, Busty Car Wash

Unemployment ain't so bad, you know... Look at all the jobless hotties hanging out at the bar...

Who gives a shit where the boyfriends are... they're not around, so make your move. As far as you're concerned, these gals are SINGLE!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

WHY did the Shell oil worker use his cell phone like a flashlight to look into the tanker?

Maybe he dropped his MENSA pin and he was looking for it. Ka-Blooey.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOWEE. Someone's Ass Got all sloppy. Who could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

We don't know what she did to ravage herself, but she was a helluva lot hotter as Althea Flynt...and she wasn't that hot


Breanne Benson is doing a half-assed job of covering up her boobs. It's A-OK with us (z0d)

Tori Black is doing this 'Flashdance' thing... only she's showing her vagina (Dailyniner)

Best Death Scenes: Saw Edition (Bullz-Eye)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

In honor of the release of Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria our friends in MEGADETH have put out this clip:

Just like the Pied Piper... led rats through the streets... we something something something something....

Oh yeah. The DAY this goes on sale we're picking it up. No waiting here.

Also in Buglaria were our pals in SLAYER tearing through "Disciple":

Once again, this footage was taken from the Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria release, which we'll be drooling over until it's out in stores.

Sure, what the heck... one more plug won't kill ya.

Metal and MY GOD those boobs are awesome!

What do you do when you got a $100k Rolls Royce and Busty, soapy girls like Leanne and Kelley?:

You put those bitches to work, dammit! and THEN you watch 'em have sex with one another. Duh.

British bombshell Gemma Massey is the kind of girl who isn't used to getting naked... until now. Ooga Booga is this woman smmokin' hot.

Gemma Massey. Naked on camera for the first time EVER. Yaaaaaay!

22 year-old pig-tailed redhead Jayme Langford will make you second guess your dislike of redheads.

Well, she did in our case See, reheads never really did much for us. Till now.

Nikki Simms aka 'Next Door Nikki' and her enormous natural boobs have been an online fixture for years.

And after seeing her in this clip we're officially jealous of the bunk beds. God. Damn.

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Drunk on a city bench, Crab Vending Machine, the Origin of Scorpion, FOUNDRY on Sports TV, Karissa Shannon is sloppy-sexy, Satriani LIVE in London Megadeth and SLAYER, New Foundry Cams Video

After striking out at the bars all night you spot this lovely on a city bench...

hey boyfriend dumped her ass there and left her... she's RIGHT where you need her to be, fella. Now scoop her up and bring a puke rag

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

...and topping the list of shit we're NEVER going to eat from a vending machine...

LIVE CRAB. NEVER.

Are you one of the gazillions of people who wonder about the backstory of Scorpion from MORTAL KOMBAT?

Well you're not alone. This fire-breathing spear-chucker wasn't always such a meanie. MORTAL KOMBAT: Scorpion is coming soon!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Talk about ego-stroking-AWESOME...'Pendulum' from FOUNDRY 'Retooled' showed up on TV the other night:

Thanks to the guys at Monday Evening Quarterback for having excellent taste in music...

Now, the REAL question is ... DO YOU have Awesome taste in music?
FOUNDRY: Retooled EP - on Sale now!


Karissa Shannon is Bloated and Sloppy (Drunken Stepfather)

But that shouldn't stop you...from buying the just-released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' sex tape


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Top 49 Men of 2010 (Ask Men)

Erin Montgomery Enjoys Rubbing her nude body. We wouldn't mind rubbing it either (z0d)

Georgia Jones is not remotely shy about showing off her hairless peach (Dailyniner)

Top Ten NFL Douchebags (Top Ten NFL Douchebags)

Amy Reid has really big boobs...and a small bikini...and really big boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Heat Vision and Jack: The Greatest Show That Never Was (FunnyCrave)

Iron Man Classic Pinball for Your Dude Den (The Bachelor Guy)

Sexy Vampirenes at Bran Castle (Bullz-Eye)

Scarlett Johansson Photo Gallery (ForkParty)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

Our guitar-shredding bald-headed pal JOE SATRIANI is on tour now click for tickets and this footage comes right out of London:

Satch is out promoting Black Swans & Wormhole Wizards.

Don't be an ass. Pick up Satch's new disc.

On the final night of the Jägermeister Fall Music Tour MEGADETH brought out SLAYER (and former-MEGADETH) guitarist Kerry King on stage:

...to play "Rattlehead" which they hadn't played in 26 years... who wants to bet some guys were practicing for a while?

The teaser trailer for Wes Craven's latest SCREAM sequel is online:

SCREAM re-defined the horror genre... will SCREAM 4 ruin it? I guess we'll see

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

ALL-American beauty Alexis Texas has to free herself from her constrictive bra:

So that she may diddle freely without that bulky lingerie getting in the way Diddle Alexis! Diddle Alexis until your hands go numb!

Busty Kelley Scarlett is half Trinidadian and half Irish, and if her boobs were any bigger, she'd be walking around bent over.

Watch what happens when Kelley loses that pesky pink top only at I Love Bitties!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Quantas Engine Explodes, MEGADETH thrown for a loop in San Francisco, STONE SOUR release Party, New 10 YEARS video, Heather Vandeven gets naked Slowly, Jessica Sweet Has Oily Boobs

It's the middle of the week you should pick up your unemployment check and fornicate with a fellow non-worker... because what else do you have going on?

Exactly. Nothing. Losing Jobs and Nailing Friendly strangers. That's what being an adult is all about.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)

If you get a little worried when you're on a long-ass plane trip...

then this video of a Quantas 747 Engine exploding mid-air should have the brownies flowing freely from your shorts.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

because we're oh-so-goddamn proud of ourselves...

Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.


See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!


Demi Moore has held up well. Dayum. (Drunken Stepfather)

And Goddamn...Demi Moore has enjoyed getting naked on camera a number of times. Hats off to Demi, and all MILFs like you...

5 Ways to Ease the Pain of a Heavy Workload (The Campus Socialite)

Tiffany Ryan has obnoxiously huge boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Jane is topless and pale skinned and...umm...what? (z0d)

5 Reasons Sports Will Suck For Our Kids (Smoking Jacket)

Hey Hey, it's Amber Haye! (Dailyniner)

‘Eastbound & Down’ Season 2 Preview (Warming Glow)

Miranda Kerr Goes Topless In 3D (The Frisky)

The 17 T-Shirts Every College Student Owns (Brobible)

50 Yahoo Answers Fails (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)

The other night in San Francisco, Lars Ulrich from METALLICA makes a last-minute request to MEGADETH's Dave Mustaine:

...and the band launches into a song they haven't played in years... or EVER with the current lineup. Nice, right?

Incidentally, the new MEGADETH DVD - 'Rust In Peace LIVE' is available on September 7th:

Corey Taylor and STONE SOUR had a NYC release party for their new disc 'Audio Secrecy':

And they ripped into a long-ass set, including "Say You'll Haunt Me", the first single off the new disc.

Speaking of the new album, Audio Secrecy (CD/DVD), you can order it online here (*cough* shameless plug *cough*):

Those wacky boys in 10 YEARS released a new video for "Shoot it Out":

We're detecting a tad of music-business-related angst. Just a tad.

From bands we once again segue into...BOOBIES! YAAAY!

We think Heather Vandeven could get naked faster if she only wore moo-moo's:

Are we missing the point entirely? yeah, probably.

Jessica Sweet has very oily boobs... don't worry. It's not a skin condition...she's just bein' sexified:

You can watch her whole scene in all its hardcore goodness in Big Wet Tits 3 - On Demand Now... because you're classy and you're worth it.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.