MARS needs MILFs, NIKKI SIXX needs Therapy, IRON MAIDEN needs a Plane, The POODLES need to figure out what year it is, Christine Mendoza needs clothing

Good day to you, madam. Planning a trip to MARS? Here's hoping you find a gentleman to spend time with on your trip:

MILFs need hugs devote to humping...and then some. So get to it, fella.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Ever heard of a place in India called Kerala? No? Neither have we. Until today.

That's some swell driving, buddy. Why not try to keep all of the wheels on the ground next time.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


Why is Karissa Shannon changing a tire in her bra? (Drunken Stepfather)

Ahh, wait. We know the answer to this one. she's trying to attract attention to herself so you'll buy her sex video that she made with her black boyfriend. Sheesh, that was a mouthful.


Madison Ivy in Poison Ivy! heh. Just kidding. She's in Lingerie. Poison Ivy was funnier though (FreakShow Planet)

Cross Fit: The Training, the Games, the B.S. (Bullz-Eye)

Isis Taylor has some nice nubs..and some red friggin' lips (z0d)

Aryka Lynn is ... umm... ah... well. Crap. Train of thought derailed. Hot blondes just do all kinds of things to our no-no place (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

Nikki Sixx and SIXX A.M. have a new video for "Lies of the Beautiful People"

Ironically, it's filled with really ugly people.

Going on a flight? Meet your captain. It's that guy from IRON MAIDEN

Feel safe yet?

Want to wear tight white leather pants? Um, you'd best move to Sweden and hang with The POODLES:

It's 1987 all year long in Sweden, baby.

...and we sashay away from the bands and move on over to...the bimbos! Yes!!!

Whaddya know? It's our old friend Christine Mendoza and she's hanging with her pal Sasha:

So what if the video is four years old? She's still smoking hot, and besides... we saw cleavage and our brains fell out.

Do you know who Brynn Tyler is? No? Neither do we.

Well, ok... we lied. That's a picture of her right there. She's in a bikini, kind of...

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Friday Links: Weekend Flings, The HumanCar, Jaywalking Granny vs Cyclist, AnnaLynne McCord, Angelina Jolie in Paris, New 'Nightmare on Elm Street'

It's a very snowy weekend in some parts of the country...get snowed in with a fun new friends:



You know, the kind of friends you're not married to.

Because while you're spending the night with those gals:



Your girl is getting bent over a table... by the Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The HumanCar, the Human-Powered-Car is on the horizon:




...and apparently we're all going to be commuting like Fred Flintstone in the future.

A jaywalking British woman is gabbing on her cell phone, when she encounters a young cyclist:




Well, we should clarify...an ANGRY young cyclist who almost slammed right into her. Her granny panties probably smell like fear and crap.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





AnnaLynne McCord is All Hype (Drunken Stepfather)



Then again...how could someone with a hiney like this be all hype? We're torn.





Angelina Jolie is FANTASTIC...in Paris (WWTDD)



Speaking of 'FANTASTIC'... Look at Angelina Jolie's BOOOOOOBIES!



2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



there is NADA more sexy than PLAYBOY babe NADIA MOORE (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Tell When Your Meat is Done. Without Slicing it Open (The Bachelor Guy)



Faith Leon shows us her black & white, artsy side in this pictorial (z0d)



Greg Giraldo on Olympic Stories (atom)



Tori Black shows off her fine front AND back (Dailyniner)



The 25 Most Unfortunate City & Town Names In The World (Manofest)



A Tribute to Full Metal Jacket’s Private Pyle (Gunaxin)



Five Guys You Will Find in Every College Lecture (The Campus Throne)



Kitty Fart Cup is Kitty-licious! (Dave and Thomas)



This guy's face is AWESOME



16 Magnificent Cosplay Fails (UPROXX)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

No, it's not another smut video, it's the latest clip from MUDVAYNE, who just released this clip for "Beautiful and Strange":



No band. Just semi-nude people in graves, rolling around in dirt.

OOOH! The new trailer for A Nightmare on Elm Street - the remake is online:



More Freddy. More Extra-Crispy. More Better. We hope. Come on, Jackie Earle Haley... don't fuck this up.

This Hunarian Hottie named Zara knows her way around a kitchen:



Which is to say, she knows how to strip in high heels without slipping on linoleum.

and this hot li'l blondness is Sasha Von, and her bikini is getting in between us and her boobs:



off with you, evil bikini!!!.

Busty blond adult starley Shyla Stylez is stuffed into yellow lingerie.



for about...30 seconds... Then she gets way raunchy in the full-length clip.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.