Homeless Man Rolls around in Urine, AVENGED SEVENFOLD and SLAYER live, MUSHROOMHEAD's new Video, PAPA ROACH and FOUNDRY CAMS, Chrissy Marie and Natasha Marley topless

Let's kick off the week with a BANG, shall we? Round up some lonely housewives and call down to the Super 8 Motel:

Make sure they change the sheets first... you and the MILFs are going to do some damage. Adultery time = FUN time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

Who other than a homeless lunatic can get away with rolling around half-naked in his own urine?

Nobody, that's who. Homelessness RULES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Why does Coco even bother wearing a Bikini? (Drunken Stepfather)

Especially...when Coco looks SO much better going totally topless

Cocktail War Contest (AskMen)

Nothing like hot models in bikinis bouncing around at the Women of Perfection 2010 (Sub5zero)

Jayden Cole is bare-assed on a tractor. Watch out for pointy things! (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: The Social Network (Bullz-Eye)

The Best Airline Safety Demonstration Ever (FunnyCrave)

Lana Lopez is one seriously spice (NAKED) meatball (z0d)

10 Awesomely Misleading Old-School Comic Book Ads (Maxim)

Tommie Jo is NOT a guy... repeat...NOT a guy (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Our friends in AVENGED SEVENFOLD are out on the road NOW, and they're hanging a roadie from the rafters nightly:

That has GOT to be expensive, don't you think? Hard to find volunteers, too.

When the people of New Orleans aren't hanging out on their roof, they like to listen to the soothing sounds of SLAYER (click for tickets):

Nothing makes the cockles warm like a good old fashioned ditty like "Seasons In The Abyss"

Speaking of 'soothing' those nice boys in MUSHROOMHEAD have a new album and it's full of fun activities:

We like the one called "Beat the shit out of the guy with glasses".

Their new album is called Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children... makes us think of...us... *sob*


From heavy metal to holy MOLEY those are some big boobs!

Like so many of us busty brunette Chrissy Marie has to take off her cheerleader outfit before she diddles:

because, who DOESN'T? They always get in the way...pesky pom-poms

Leggy British blond Natasha Marley looks great in and OUT OF her lingerie:

Natasha was shipped off to boarding school at age 12, but got expelled. welcome to the wonderful world of nude modeling, Natasha!

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Friday Links: Weekend Flings, The HumanCar, Jaywalking Granny vs Cyclist, AnnaLynne McCord, Angelina Jolie in Paris, New 'Nightmare on Elm Street'

It's a very snowy weekend in some parts of the country...get snowed in with a fun new friends:



You know, the kind of friends you're not married to.

Because while you're spending the night with those gals:



Your girl is getting bent over a table... by the Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The HumanCar, the Human-Powered-Car is on the horizon:




...and apparently we're all going to be commuting like Fred Flintstone in the future.

A jaywalking British woman is gabbing on her cell phone, when she encounters a young cyclist:




Well, we should clarify...an ANGRY young cyclist who almost slammed right into her. Her granny panties probably smell like fear and crap.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





AnnaLynne McCord is All Hype (Drunken Stepfather)



Then again...how could someone with a hiney like this be all hype? We're torn.





Angelina Jolie is FANTASTIC...in Paris (WWTDD)



Speaking of 'FANTASTIC'... Look at Angelina Jolie's BOOOOOOBIES!



2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



there is NADA more sexy than PLAYBOY babe NADIA MOORE (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Tell When Your Meat is Done. Without Slicing it Open (The Bachelor Guy)



Faith Leon shows us her black & white, artsy side in this pictorial (z0d)



Greg Giraldo on Olympic Stories (atom)



Tori Black shows off her fine front AND back (Dailyniner)



The 25 Most Unfortunate City & Town Names In The World (Manofest)



A Tribute to Full Metal Jacket’s Private Pyle (Gunaxin)



Five Guys You Will Find in Every College Lecture (The Campus Throne)



Kitty Fart Cup is Kitty-licious! (Dave and Thomas)



This guy's face is AWESOME



16 Magnificent Cosplay Fails (UPROXX)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

No, it's not another smut video, it's the latest clip from MUDVAYNE, who just released this clip for "Beautiful and Strange":



No band. Just semi-nude people in graves, rolling around in dirt.

OOOH! The new trailer for A Nightmare on Elm Street - the remake is online:



More Freddy. More Extra-Crispy. More Better. We hope. Come on, Jackie Earle Haley... don't fuck this up.

This Hunarian Hottie named Zara knows her way around a kitchen:



Which is to say, she knows how to strip in high heels without slipping on linoleum.

and this hot li'l blondness is Sasha Von, and her bikini is getting in between us and her boobs:



off with you, evil bikini!!!.

Busty blond adult starley Shyla Stylez is stuffed into yellow lingerie.



for about...30 seconds... Then she gets way raunchy in the full-length clip.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: Monday Motel Mess Mop-Up, Saturday Night Live F-Bomb, KISS live in Detroit, New 'Nightmare On Elm Street' Teaser, New Foundry Cams clip, Sexy Time with Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen

Happy Monday, boys and girls... did you remember to mop the floor after your weekend motel adventure?

It's your God-given right to mess up hotel rooms with someone you're not married to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoops! In case you missed it, Saturday Night Live newbie Jenny Slate dropped the F-Bomb accidentally on her first show ever...

That's a great post-F-Bomb, "Oh Shit" face, Ms. Slate.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your smartass mouth is getting annoying and old, so do us all a favor and be quiet for a change)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

A Romantic Story About a Man and His Small Penis (Drunken Stepfather)...oh for crying out loud... Just buy a penis pump. Sheesh.

Paris Dahl feels up her Friend (Daily Niner)

A chat with UFC's Matt Serra (Bullz-Eye)

Lizzie is making a pee-pee on the potty. Seriously. (z0d)

Five Team Sports to Organize at Work (Illuminati)

Jenny McClain has really big boobies. Yippie-Ki-Yay! (Freakshow Planet)

Twins: Double The Fun (Gunaxin)

Beyonce, Nicole inspire Lewis Hamilton on to victory (Yard Barker)

X-Wing Fighter Misses Landing (Dave and Thomas)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

Here's a scene from Meridians of Passion with Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen:

Lesbians lotioning each other up and then making out = ALWAYS wonderful.

Sexy Czech babe Veronika Zemanová is getting naked again:

Does she need a reason? Nah, not really.

From bosoms to bands, KISS kicked off their world tour in Detroit at Cobo Arena:

A li'l pre-concert performance for 1500 fans showcasing their new single "Modern Day Delilah". KISS is on tour now - get the best seats online.

The first teaser for the re-imagined NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET is here and lookin' spooky:

Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach from WATCHMEN) is Freddy Krueger. He definitely looks burned up.

Buxom British brunette Kitty Lea is all wet for you:

Well, she's wet from the swimming pool, but still wet, dammit!

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)

Before you head off to the motel to bang your married co-worker, take five minutes and see we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

A Nightmare on Elm Street (remake) - Teaser Trailer
Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen Rub Lotion On Each Other
KISS: 'Modern Day Delilah' - LIVE in Detroit
Veronika Zemanová Peels off Her Black Lingerie
Saturday Night Live: F-Bomb on 'Biker Chicks Chat'
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria is Your Kind of Healer

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