Tuesday Links: Swing Set Faceplant, Pancaked Peugeot, TRON Legacy Trailer, Midgets at the Beach, B.S. Rozlyn Papa Sex Tape, Nashville Pussy in France

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

This young Russian girl wishes she NEVER got on the swings this morning:




and who the hell builds a swingset that goes all the way around in a circle like that?

The driver of this pancaked Peugeot 406 doesn't think there's anything wrong with a one-dimensional vehicle:




except for the fact that opening and closing that driver-side door is probably a real bitch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The new trailer for TRON LEGACY is online and it's filled with warm, gooey, geeky goodness:



The digital de-aging of Jeff Bridges looks like it's going to be pretty badass. Fucking TRON, maaaaaan!.

Little People Big World Goes to the Beach (Drunken Stepfather)



People with midget fetishes should stop fooling themsleves and watch midget porn...not this TLC stuff.





The Bachelor Sex Tape is Total BS (WWTDD)



But if you're into Blonde girls and black guys...there's plenty of them online to go around.



Girl Next Door: Aubrey Leedy (Bullz-Eye)



Ashley Brookes has Legs and Looks and... well, you know... (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Picking up girls at Spring Break/the Beach (The Campus Throne)



Iveta...weird ass name...sexy-as-hell body. Naked. Outside. (z0d)



"One For the Horse": The Birth and Evolution of the Modern Shot Glass (The Bachelor Guy)



Shay Laren and her massive breasts can't wait to get out of that dress (Dailyniner)



Chef makes cheese out of wife's breast milk (Asylum)



The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons (Heavy)



Brooklyn Decker For Bare Necessities (Don Chavez)



Best Buy Manager: Chat Roulette (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

They go by the name of NASHVILLE PUSSY:



But they're playing in France. We're SO not good at Geography.

PLAYBOY's Amy Leigh Andrews can't wait to get out of that pesky pink dress



Who needs all that pesky fabric when you can just go Commando. We're with you, Amy.

Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



Granted, we don't see that many Indian women... but Priya is by far the sexiest ... one... we have seen.

This fine piece of breastacular blond-ness is Bailey Kline:



Why are we showing you THIS photo? It's the only still-frame resembling "subtle" we could find.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

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Friday Links: Flings and Deviant Things, Freeway Flip-Over, RUNAWAYS Trailer, Mystery Mom Mammaries, Rihanna is a Bat, METALLICA on Violin, ANTHRAX in

Thank. GOD. It's Friday...Pants are officially OPTIONAL, boys and girls. Before (or during) the Oscars this Sunday, why not curl up with a married friend in a comfy bed?



You only live once... so live it up, whydontcha? Morality is for suckers.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

The dashboard camera was invented for one reason, and ONE reason only...




To capture horrifying accidents on video. Just like this one in Madrid.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new RUNAWAYS movie is online, and lookee...Dakota Fanning is all growed up:




Wait a sex...err, sec... she's only SIXTEEN? Great, we're all goin' to jail.

Whose exploitative Mom boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)





Rihanna looks like a big green Bat (WWTDD)



10 Under-appreciated Roles from Johnny Depp (Bullz-Eye)



when she's not melting down and crying, Shawne Lenee is pretty hot (FreakshowPlanet)



N.J. kids baseball league rejects gun dealer's sponsorship (Hugging Harold Reynolds)



Psst... Audrey Bitoni...your boobs are showing (z0d)



The Cursed LaBeouf Family Line (College Humor)



Cody Love LOVES being naked. See? See? (Dailyniner)



Top 10 Stoned Birthday Dog Photoshops (Heavy)



Human Smores Contest (Ego TV)



Naked Snow Woman Thrills Many, Offends One Anonymous Neighbor (Asylum)



29 Oscar Speeches In 2 Minutes (Comedy)



How to Destroy your Facebook Page (UPROXX)



The Chat Roulette Scavenger Hunt (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

TURN IT UP!!! BRING THE NOISE!!! ANTHRAX-style, that is... with the song made famous by PUBLIC ENEMY:



...originally released on Attack of the Killer B's in 1991. Yes, we're geeks.

Now, for the distinguished headbanger... METALLICA...Violin and Cello-style...



Catchy, eh? Yeah, probably why the band sold a bazillion copies of it.

The next time you feel like punching a Canadian in the face, just think about busty li'l Bryci here:



Without Canada, we wouldn't have Bryci and her huge boobs. Canadians don't all suck. They should put that on a sticker.

On her way to the prom... Ennie's boobs popped out of her dress... she must not have zipped it up all the way.



Fortunately that's now all that Ennie did on prom night. Thank you alcohol.

What's better than a naked Playboy Playmate?



Eh, MAYBE ice cream. Actually, if we had a naked Playboy chick AND some ice cream... that would be something.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







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Monday Links: Pakistani Punishment, Showgirls Sequel, Kim Kardashian is Brilliant, Pam Anderson is Licking, Vince Neil is Aging, Vinnie Moore is Shred

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Corporal Punishment is alive and well in Pakistan:




This one is called the 'gum-chewing-face-slap'.

Would you believe that someone felt the need to make a sequel to SHOWGIRLS?:




as if THAT isn't bad enough, we're told the budget was in the range of $25 million. Watch it, then you tell us if you believe that.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)





Pamela Anderson is giving Hep C to some envelopes (Drunken Stepfather)



and then of course...here's Pamela and Tommy sharing some Hep C... That's Fun.





Kim Kardashian is a Brilliant Businesswoman (WWTDD)



and you know how we know?... Because she makes videos like THIS one! That's how we know.



Bullz-Eye Video Reviews (2012, Where the Wild Things Are, The Informant) (Bullz-Eye)



Penthouse Pet LINDSAY MARIE will make you melt... you know, cuz she's hot. Get it? (FreakshowPlanet)



Snakes In A Drain (Chris Illuminati)



Samantha Ryan is revealing her ripe young body (z0d)



The Hoop Doctors Podcast: Episode 001 (The Hoop Doctors)



Ariel has bright red hair on top and it doesn't match the carpeting (Dailyniner)



P90X: A review from college guys (The Campus Throne)



Nine Badass Hybrid Monsters That Deserve Their Own Syfy (UPROXX)



Banana Handling Guide Works for Penises Too (Top Cultured)



63 Jokes About My Dick (FunnyCrave)



Irina Sheik Keeps Getting Hotter (Don Chavez)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

UFO guitarist and guitar shredder VINNIE MOORE was joined by OZZY OSBOBURNE guitarist Gus G. for a duet on Vinnie's "Meltdown":



That was in Greece. Where Gus is originally from. Look at us getting all geeky and shit.

our friends in ANTHRAX (with John Bush on vocals) did a handful of shows in Australia for the Soundwave Festival:



This is "Caught In A Mosh" LIVE in Sydney.

Vince Neil from MÖTLEY CRÜE has a few restaurants called 'Feelgoods':



This is Vince (with half of SLAUGHTER backing him up) playing "Don't Go Away Mad" LIVE in Las Vegas.

Busty Czech beauty Katarina Snow has a craving for sweets:



...and apparently she needs to be topless to satisfy it. Eh, who are WE to judge?

Sexy blond Carli Banks is wrapped in white cotton...



...briefly, of course. Then she gets naked and it's all fun from there on...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







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Friday Links: Weekend Flings, The HumanCar, Jaywalking Granny vs Cyclist, AnnaLynne McCord, Angelina Jolie in Paris, New 'Nightmare on Elm Street'

It's a very snowy weekend in some parts of the country...get snowed in with a fun new friends:



You know, the kind of friends you're not married to.

Because while you're spending the night with those gals:



Your girl is getting bent over a table... by the Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The HumanCar, the Human-Powered-Car is on the horizon:




...and apparently we're all going to be commuting like Fred Flintstone in the future.

A jaywalking British woman is gabbing on her cell phone, when she encounters a young cyclist:




Well, we should clarify...an ANGRY young cyclist who almost slammed right into her. Her granny panties probably smell like fear and crap.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





AnnaLynne McCord is All Hype (Drunken Stepfather)



Then again...how could someone with a hiney like this be all hype? We're torn.





Angelina Jolie is FANTASTIC...in Paris (WWTDD)



Speaking of 'FANTASTIC'... Look at Angelina Jolie's BOOOOOOBIES!



2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



there is NADA more sexy than PLAYBOY babe NADIA MOORE (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Tell When Your Meat is Done. Without Slicing it Open (The Bachelor Guy)



Faith Leon shows us her black & white, artsy side in this pictorial (z0d)



Greg Giraldo on Olympic Stories (atom)



Tori Black shows off her fine front AND back (Dailyniner)



The 25 Most Unfortunate City & Town Names In The World (Manofest)



A Tribute to Full Metal Jacket’s Private Pyle (Gunaxin)



Five Guys You Will Find in Every College Lecture (The Campus Throne)



Kitty Fart Cup is Kitty-licious! (Dave and Thomas)



This guy's face is AWESOME



16 Magnificent Cosplay Fails (UPROXX)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

No, it's not another smut video, it's the latest clip from MUDVAYNE, who just released this clip for "Beautiful and Strange":



No band. Just semi-nude people in graves, rolling around in dirt.

OOOH! The new trailer for A Nightmare on Elm Street - the remake is online:



More Freddy. More Extra-Crispy. More Better. We hope. Come on, Jackie Earle Haley... don't fuck this up.

This Hunarian Hottie named Zara knows her way around a kitchen:



Which is to say, she knows how to strip in high heels without slipping on linoleum.

and this hot li'l blondness is Sasha Von, and her bikini is getting in between us and her boobs:



off with you, evil bikini!!!.

Busty blond adult starley Shyla Stylez is stuffed into yellow lingerie.



for about...30 seconds... Then she gets way raunchy in the full-length clip.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







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Thursday Links: Crappy Grenade Throwing, Nicole Richie is a Zombie, Kirstie Alley is *gasp* Large, SLASH plays the Blues, SIXX AM, Brianna is falling

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This soldier SUCKS at throwing grenades...




Betcha he gets picked last every time for "who wants to be in MY foxhole"...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Holy Shit! Zombies! Oh..wait. It's Nicole Richie (Drunken Stepfather)



You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





OMG. What is that? (WWTDD)



like ummm... remember when she looked like THIS???



2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



Jayden Cole is the naughtiest teacher you'd ever want to stay after class with (FreakshowPlanet)



Dirty Dozen: College Girls at Their Best (The Campus Throne)



Leggy Rebecca Lynn Likes to lose her Lingerie (z0d)



Detroit bans lap dances in strip clubs; let the exodus begin (Guyism)



Roxanna...you don't have to put on your pink robe... get it? Police song? Roxanne? echh (Dailyniner)



How To Keep Your Grandparents Safe Online (UPROXX)



Tim Burton Remakes "Weekend At Bernie's (Babelgum)



Self-Correcting Dominos? So Awesome. (Today's Big Thing)



Biblical Mushroom Trip (atom)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

The one and only SLASH from GNR and VELVET REVOLVER is jamming on some classic BB King in Sherman Oaks:



He's also apparently trying to quit smoking by chewing on guitar picks.

and because we fucking feel like it, here's a video by Nikki Sixx's band, SIXX AM:



"Accidents Can Happen" was the fourth single from The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack, and we thought the video was nifty. Suck it.

Sexy, slender FOUNDRY CAMS babe Brianna Frost fell off her stripper pole...AGAIN:



Yeah, that's right. this has happened before.

Busty brunette Isis Taylor from Twistys wore an itsy-bitsy, teensy-weensy, sorta-polka-dot-bikini...



.actually, it was more like a dress, and it wasn't on for very long.

This disembodied pair of boobs stuffed into a tight pink shirt belongs to a Latina named Jazmyn.



If it's any consolation, that shirt doesn't stay on very long.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







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