Friday Links: Weekend Flings, The HumanCar, Jaywalking Granny vs Cyclist, AnnaLynne McCord, Angelina Jolie in Paris, New 'Nightmare on Elm Street'

It's a very snowy weekend in some parts of the country...get snowed in with a fun new friends:



You know, the kind of friends you're not married to.

Because while you're spending the night with those gals:



Your girl is getting bent over a table... by the Dancing Bear!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The HumanCar, the Human-Powered-Car is on the horizon:




...and apparently we're all going to be commuting like Fred Flintstone in the future.

A jaywalking British woman is gabbing on her cell phone, when she encounters a young cyclist:




Well, we should clarify...an ANGRY young cyclist who almost slammed right into her. Her granny panties probably smell like fear and crap.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





AnnaLynne McCord is All Hype (Drunken Stepfather)



Then again...how could someone with a hiney like this be all hype? We're torn.





Angelina Jolie is FANTASTIC...in Paris (WWTDD)



Speaking of 'FANTASTIC'... Look at Angelina Jolie's BOOOOOOBIES!



2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



there is NADA more sexy than PLAYBOY babe NADIA MOORE (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Tell When Your Meat is Done. Without Slicing it Open (The Bachelor Guy)



Faith Leon shows us her black & white, artsy side in this pictorial (z0d)



Greg Giraldo on Olympic Stories (atom)



Tori Black shows off her fine front AND back (Dailyniner)



The 25 Most Unfortunate City & Town Names In The World (Manofest)



A Tribute to Full Metal Jacket’s Private Pyle (Gunaxin)



Five Guys You Will Find in Every College Lecture (The Campus Throne)



Kitty Fart Cup is Kitty-licious! (Dave and Thomas)



This guy's face is AWESOME



16 Magnificent Cosplay Fails (UPROXX)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

No, it's not another smut video, it's the latest clip from MUDVAYNE, who just released this clip for "Beautiful and Strange":



No band. Just semi-nude people in graves, rolling around in dirt.

OOOH! The new trailer for A Nightmare on Elm Street - the remake is online:



More Freddy. More Extra-Crispy. More Better. We hope. Come on, Jackie Earle Haley... don't fuck this up.

This Hunarian Hottie named Zara knows her way around a kitchen:



Which is to say, she knows how to strip in high heels without slipping on linoleum.

and this hot li'l blondness is Sasha Von, and her bikini is getting in between us and her boobs:



off with you, evil bikini!!!.

Busty blond adult starley Shyla Stylez is stuffed into yellow lingerie.



for about...30 seconds... Then she gets way raunchy in the full-length clip.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day! New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Drunk Woman falls into cab, Dump Truck Disaster, DISTURBED Live in Sweden, Kortnie O'Connor, Ashley, Brooke, and their boobs

Happy Hump Day, kids!

Spend some quality time in a classy establishment fornicating with that fairly attractive teenage groupie you've been chatting it up with online. Don't mind the roaches.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for Load My Mouth and She Is Half My Age, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Carla Cox and Defrancesca Gallardo:

RateMyWOW: Goldie
RateMyWOW: Michelle

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Your mom had too much to drink the other night. It runs in your family, doesn't it?

She tripped, missed the curb, and banged her head on a cab. Normally drunk chicks rule. This one, oof...doesn't.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your garbage-breath is, so please floss)

Kim Kardashian has big juicy boobs (as if we didn't see enough of them in her tape with Ray J)

15 Animals Armed With Lightsabers (Manofest)

Jay Leno and Michael Jackson (Toksick)

Tori Black Is Like The Lost Ark Because She Has The Power To Make Armies Of Men Fall To Their Knees

Top 10 Celebrity Death Conspiracy Theories

This is how a MAN Fishes!

Top Supermodels of the 90's

The King of Pop Pub Crawl

How To Move Properly

Jeff Goldblum Interrupts Report Of His Demise To Mourn Himself

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that all of your relationships fail, because you're a self-loathing pariah. It's cool. The 'Bitter' works for some folks)

Sexy, blue-eyed Ashley from Ashley's Candy is wearing the tightest pair of blue jeans:

Obviously, not for long. They tend to cut off circulation.

Young blond beauties Lucy Zara and Frankie are showering together

They're clean freaks. You could learn a think or two, stinky-pits.

From racks, we go to rock...Sweden-style. David Draiman from DISTURBED is singing without vocal processing:

He still sounds better than you do after a night of binge-drinking.

Sexy, sultry Kortnie O'Connor from PLAYBOY is taking a bubble bath OUTSIDE:

Seems awfully counter-productive, doesn't it? Cuz, umm... outside is kind of, umm...dirty.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Brooke Feels Up Her Huge Boobs
Dump Truck Tips Over While Unloading
Lucy Zara and Frankie take a Shower Together
DISTURBED: 'Liberate' LIVE in Sweden
Kortnie O'Connor takes a Bubble Bath Outside
Drunk Woman Falls Head-First Into Cab
Ashley Shakes Her ass in Tight Jeans
Shooting Clay Pigeons with A Bow and Arrow

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