Monday Links: Drunk Girl Disposal, Fat Guy Wants Chicken, Extended clip from '2012', Lots of link love, METALLICA and LACUNA COIL live, Jayden Cole is a peeping tom, Zuzinka Installs Windows 7, Topless Euro Babes

Sooo, it's Monday morning, and that chick you hooked up with over the weekend will NOT wake up.

This trashed bikini babe is brought to you by the nice folks who encourage adulterous affairs with drunk bikini girls. Bring 'em home and bang 'em.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This super-reasonable portly gentleman WANTS...HIS...CHICKEN, dammit!

Way to keep your cool, chubby. Especially in front of the kid.

Speaking of keeping your cool, that's exactly what John Cusack is NOT doing in this 5 minute-clip from 2012:

By golly, that Roland Emmerich sure does like blowing up the world, doesn't he?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your piss-poor attitude IS, so why not lighten up before someone cripples you)

College Kids - Make Money now (and you don't even have to lube up your no-no spot)

She's got bigger biceps than your chick.

Interview with Dustin Diamond...aka Screech (Drunken Stepfather) ...you know Dustin Diamond put out a homemade sex tape called 'Screeched', right?

Tammi James and the luckies li'l dildo EVER (Daily Niner)

HALO 3 Game Review (Bullz-Eye)

Kristy will make you Kreme your trousers (z0d)

Five Reasons Chicago Was Rejected For 2016 Olympic Games (Dave and Thomas)

Andie Valentino...boy's name. Girl's Boobies. Yaay boobies! (Freakshow Planet)

Obama + T-Pain's iPhone App (Yep Yep)

Video: Bungee Jump Goes Horribly Wrong In Phuket (DJMICK)

Unintentionally Gay Ads of Yesteryear (FunnyCrave)

Cactus Club (Yep Yep)

Michael Bay Inspired Hockey Intro Is Awesome (Dave and Thomas)

Bloody Mary Buffalo Wings (The Bachelor Guy)

Sexual Favor Fail (College Humor)

The Nine Most Annoying CommerCial Jingles of All Time (Super Tremendous)

If Celebrities Were the Animals They Look Like (Holy Taco)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

This naughty peeping tom is Jayden Cole, and she's spying on the pool boy.

...with a telescope? Either the pool boy is in the next town, or she wants to inspect his back moles.

Keeping with the plausible scenarios, here's Czech babe Zuzinka getting naked and installing Windows 7.

Because you're really paying attention to her laptop...not her legs and boobs, right? Zuzinka loves dildos.. Just a random tidbit for ya.

From boobies to bands, METALLICA is on tour now, and brought out "Through the Never" in Tampa:

That's the first time in over a decade they've rocked that one live.

Our Italian friends in LACUNA COIL performed an acoustic version of "Spellbound" in Syracuse:

...and this was at 2:30 in the afternoon, before their sold-out gig that night.

....and back to boobies with some lovely lesbian European busty hotties on a beach.

That's it. We're moving... to wherever these women are.

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Nude Large-Breasted Girls Groping Each other on the Beach
2012 - 5 Minute Preview Clip
Zuzinka Installs Windows 7
Angry Fat Man Wants His Chicken
Jayden Cole is a Peeping Tom
LACUNA COIL: 'Spellbound' Acoustic LIVE in Syracuse
Ewa Sonnet Topless Compilation
METALLICA: 'Through the Never' LIVE in Tampa

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Easter Weekend Links: Dumbasses with Bulletproof Vests, Outstanding Asses, Japanese Banana Commercial, and Lovely Lesbians

Happy Easter, everyone... or almost everyone...Want to go for a ride with us?...lookee what we be driving in:




Why not get out of the rain...


...and spend some time in a motel room with a friend or three...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

would YOU buy bananas from THIS man? heh. Didn't think so.

(and if THAT isn't dumb enough for you... get a load o' this guy..)

Just because you OWN a bulletproof vest does not mean you must TEST the bulletproof vest, kids.

(..and now for something slightly more... but not by much...high-brow)

That nice lady in red is Puma Swede. She's giving a lap dance to Catalina Cruz. Click the pic, genius!

That asstastic view is brought to us by Carmen Kinsley ...Who has the nicest ass on a white woman we've seen all... weekend.

We have Greek friends: Anyone speak Greek? We mean that in the most literal sense, too. Our friends at Greek Paparazzi have a cool site, but we can't F-ing read it!

Stop acting like that Wii Fit is actually helping you lose weight, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Lidiya Lifts Her Legs In A Hammock

Japanese DOLE Banana Commercial

Puma Swede Gives a Lap Dance To Catalina Cruz

9mm Round vs. Bulletproof Vest

Carmen Kinsley and Her Ass-tastic Booty

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":





CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET




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Thursday Links: New Live Concert Videos, New Music Headlines, New Babe Videos, Billy Bob Thornton Flips Out, Stupid 911 Call, Greek Paparazzi

Chillin' on a Thursday, hanging with the mutt...Twittering pictures of his various moods...including this loon:

We call this one "I smell hamburgers"

THAT's TERRIBLE:

And that didn't last long...back to being totally disinterested

(Someone's Grumpy)

Billy Bob Thorton apparently doesn't like when Canadian radio hosts draw attention to his extensive film career

(and someone's a jackass)

This Texas twit called 911 because she didn't get her $2 worth of extra shrimp. Check out the uncut audio here

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on MEGADETH, MASTODON, HATEBREED, and more in our Massive Music Headlines Archive

(while we're talking about the rock thing...)

That's our boys in TESLA cranking out "Heaven's Trail" in Oakland, CA.

(While we're talking rock, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)

Those enormous boobs belong to Nelli Roono. She's Polish, and positively has the most GINORMOUS bosoms we have ever seen.

Ahoy Lesbians! Everyone meet Joanna Bliss and Katarina ...then watch them make the sexy lesbian time.

We have Greek friends: Anyone speak Greek? We mean that in the most literal sense, too. Our friends at Greek Paparazzi have a cool site, but we can't F-ing read it!

(and now, we shift, sans-clutch, to this...)

Stop acting like that Wii Fit is actually helping you lose weight, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

TESLA: 'Heaven's Trail (No Way Out)l' LIVE in Oakland, CA
Lorna Morgan Moisturizes her Huge Boobs
AVENGED SEVENFOLD: 'Afterlife' Official Video
Tera Cox plays with her huge boobs by the pool
Pewaukee Basketball Full Court Shot
Nelli Roono Puts Her Huge Boobs On The Glass Table
Distressed Diner Dials 911 over Shrimp Order
Joanna Bliss and Katarina Lesbian Boob Masage
Billy Bob Thornton Gets Upset During Canadian Radio Interview
Angel Dark Topless by the Indoor Pool

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


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Wednesday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, New Music Videos, New Babe Videos, Interview with Riggs Online

Say look! A mid-week update!

We spent a few days out of town, Twittering some of the oddballs we saw along the way...including this loon:




Psst, mister... I don't think you should have wrapped it before you hit the road"

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Ah, the Lincoln Tunnel around midday... bliss.




Now THAT looks like a looong way down. Ah, fuck it.

(Hey, look... over there... Boobs!)

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlet Kylee Lovit:






RateMyWOW: Kylee Lovit

New Interview Online: Our own FoundryMusic Rob caught up with Riggs from SCUM OF THE EARTH and asked him a while bunch of ridiculous...



Click it and read it, fools!

(while we're talking about the rock thing...)

It's the mighty METALLICA jamming "Master Of Puppets" at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony ... with Jason Newsted joining the jam!

(While we're on the subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)

This Swedish hotness is Puma Swede. She's actually Finnish, but who's counting? We're too busy looking at her boobs.

That's Jo Garcia, and she was PLAYBOY's 2008 Cyber Girl of the Year.

(and now, we shift, sans-clutch, to this...)

Stop acting like that Wii Fit is actually helping you lose weight, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



METALLICA: 'Master of Puppets' LIVE at Rock N Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony

Mackenzie Lee Loses Her Lace Lingerie

PLAYBOY's Jo Garcia Pops Out of Her Purple Dress

Sureshot BL-520 Spudgun - The Ultimate Potato Gun

Fighting Giraffes in Tanzania

Danielle Gets Topless in public in Hawaii

Time-Lapse Footage of 45,000 North Carolina Fans

Busty Puma Swede Pulls out her Huge Swedish Boobs

KISS - 'Deuce' LIVE in Santiago, Chile

Carol Goldenerova Takes a Shower

Drunk Girl Goes Up The Down Escalator after Bruins Game

Kat Kohls Sexy Nude PLAYBOY Photo Shoot

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":





CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET




(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

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Friday Links: New Music Headlines & Music Videos, Tap Water Fire, New Topless Hotness, Stupid guys on Construction sites,

It's FRIDAY. Thank... GOD. Might we suggest spending the weekend fornicating with a friend...even if she/he is hitched, it's harmless fun. As long as nobody finds out.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

"Honey, the tap water is on FIRE"... ain't THAT odd.

There are idiots everywhere. Take these geniuses for example:

Dumbass Rides an Excavator


Goob is a pole climbing GENIUS

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on BEASTIE BOYS, BUCKCHERRY, MINISTRY, WARBINGER and NEIL YOUNG (Diverse, right?) in The latest MUSIC HEADLINES.

Say, is't that Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE sounding like he just sucked helium through a straw? It sure is, kids

(While we're on the subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)

This all-natural beauty is Dana Lemor. She loves reading psychology...and taking her clothes off for PLAYBOY.

That's Candice, and she's giving whole new meaning to the term 'Body Shop' in her new video (rimshot).

Check out the TOP TEN WORST SOUNDTRACK VIDEOS OF ALL TIME
(Thanks to our buds at Afro Jacks)

(and now, we shift, sans-clutch, to this...)

Take a minute, unglue yourself from your PLAYSTATION 3, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Slow Motion Ass Slap
Pole-Climbing Training Accident
Dana Lemor Loses Her Lingerie
Turning an Excavator into a Fun Ride
Candice Feels Herself Up In The Body Shop
Tap Water On Fire In Colorado

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

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Thursday Links: STEEL PANTHER's uncensored new video, New Music Headlines, Gas Station Fire, New Topless Hotness, Stupid Cuban Used Car Salesman

Sweet baby Jesus, it's THURSDAY, already. We can't help ourselves. We're celebrating early...just don't tell anyone. Shoosh!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The guys in STEEL PANTHER released the video for their first single "Death to All But Metal" (and Sarah Silverman shows up as the horny principal:

Check out the video - online now!

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on MÖTLEY CRÜE, BURN HALO, THE HAUNTED, GOD FORBID and GOD FORBID in The latest MUSIC HEADLINES.

(While we're on the rock topic, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)

That large-breasted Pollish vixen is Ewa Sonnet. Why she's taking a shower in her panties, we have no idea. Nor do we care. We can't stop staring at her chest.

This Cuban doofus is Rudy, and he's the subject in the worst used car commercial we have seen in a while.

Is THIS considered pr0n? our buddies at Afro Jacks are asking.

(and now, we shift, sans-clutch, to this...)

Take a minute, unglue yourself from your PLAYSTATION 3, and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Renata Tomankova Topless By The Pool
Man Catches Fire at Arizona Gas Station
Rudy the Cuban Gynocologist and American Auto Salesman
Jana Mrhacova Crawls Naked in Bed
New Zealand TV Host Paul Henry comments about female guest's Moustache
Busty Ewa Sonnet Takes a Shower
STEEL PANTHER: 'Death To All But Metal' - UNCENSORED (feat. Sarah Silverman)

The lovely, leggy, busty and beautiful Violet from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in this amazing piece of video of herself decked out in a tiny thong, fence net stockings, and our official 'Grrr' shirt (which she isn't wearing for long, mind you), and once we picked up our jaws from the floor, we realized it would be the PERFECT fit for LACUNA COIL's new single "Spellbound":


CLICK THE PIC TO GET 'SPELLBOUND' WITH VIOLET


(...and because we're all about the shameless self-promotion...)

Get your official GRR tees and merch (all sizes, men and women's styles) online now:


Get a 'GRR' and intimidate someone. Maybe.

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